we have been saying "tonight we wawa" at each other randomly ever since seeing this image
-carrie
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we do a bit of everything! we just kinda vibe tbqh
my main interests are games and tinkering :3
friend of blahaj
plural asf, main fronter is robot-adjacent, check out our pronouns.cc for more info
i have a pretty bad memory, so please be patient if im forgetful!
WARNING: this user contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
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pronouns - carrie:
it/she [1pp and 2pp ok! you can use 3pp if you want but either way is fine]
pronouns - sage:
they/he/she
pronouns - other fronters:
she/her [or she/they, ask]
Pronounce:
/ˈæpərtʃʊr/
sn (for carrie):
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pronouns.cc:
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hrt since:
2021-12-28
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sorry for having the polarizing opinion that i deserve rights, I'll be sure to think im lucky i have some rights next time, wouldn't want to push that overton window too far into the extreme of believing we all deserve a fair chance at a happy life, that is really a diabolical opinion
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i fucking LOVE juice you DON'T understand
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french people of fedi: a trivia game i was playing said pink was the most common color of toliet paper in france is this true - yes i could google it but this is more fun, share your toliet paper experience please
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@ari @ShadowJonathan and then have the audacity to say that we speak like a machine like okay
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misread a cw as "Long C++" like its the new long covid, i think i got that shit tbqh
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@ari @ShadowJonathan would you rather: living person who expresses themself geniunely but in a way slightly different from the social norm or: the lies machine that sounds like your boss who's design purpose is to be as sterile as possible
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@tay@tech.lgbt i don't mean this dramatically, but none, i don't particularly like any service as it currently is
most liked is signal rn ig but that's an SMS/RCS or whatever replacement to me, not a discord replacement, i need to be able to have servers [or whatever you wanna call them] to consider it my main option
tbf i have not been able to log into stoat because of the situation to try it so i have no opinions on stoat atm
so like, i guess signals ok? but it's really subpar
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@Gurnitath solve this woe by owning a first gen crv because not a single one has a working clock
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@mynameistillian@plush.city insane how 9/11 was some national tragedy we were all meant to never give to but covid-19 and the lack of any social lessons being learned from it matters a lot more to me 6 years later than 9/11 ever did
the amount of betrayl i feel from the world that actively and aggressively pushed to ignore it and ignore any of the good lessons we could have learned from it alone is just terrible
i still remember the first few weeks of lockdown and how, for once, we were the closest to unconditional cooperation ive ever seen, but then people saw that power could be drawn and that cooperation was slowly drilled out and it hurts honestly, i was weirdly geniunely hopeful during a part of covid, that maybe people would learn positive things from this horrible event
i could ramble about this for hours, especially because i know i have the somewhat unique experience of generally enjoying lockdown
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@monorail@glaceon.social the single most effective thing about osha is that the emergency stop buttons are the most fun things to use ever
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@soatok@furry.engineer shitty used car dealer ad voice humanity bothersome? tired of waking up to the same old drudgery? feel discontent with the current state of affairs? try our nonhumanity today! for only $0.00 you too can go "meow", "waff" or even "bweeeeep"! but that's not all! with our Bundle Deal you can even invest in only using third person pronouns! that's right! experience the joys of being an object with very few of the downsides!
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social legitimately thats why i love my bank, i dont have to fucking think about them, sometimes they send me an email or something but they . just. are a place my money is
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social i had gone like years not really giving them any thought until i recently realized this and its been like. a huge plus to me ksdgnsjgsdg
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@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer @vriska@lizards.live and then theres gaslighting which is a term i just made up now, it doesnt even mean anything at all
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@grant_h@mastodon.social @altomare@oldbytes.space ehe no problem :3
it is, a lot less tangible of an example than yours but also a little more terrifying to imagine so it works out
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@grant_h@mastodon.social @altomare@oldbytes.space while this may have been true at one point, i regret to inform you that - if a read/write head was the size of a jumbo jet - it would be moving at about mach 1953 [or around 0.22% the speed of light] about 4 thou [which is around the width of a human hair] above the platonic ideal of a cornfield with almost preciously equally tall corn
proof is below [i hope i didnt screw up my math cause that would make me look silly]
keep in mind in this scenario the plane is essentially the disk as it is the one generating the primary rotational movement, of course this would require you to imagine the entire cornfield moving any time we actually want to use the actuator arm [now the actuation field]
so yeah ive not done the math on retro hardware but for modern hardware its a bit different
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@alice@lgbtqia.space opportunity to post this skit www.youtube.com/shorts/c44a3rfVMIU
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i do sometimes wonder how auto-translation tools would go over w/ fedi if they happened today
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no more internet protocols until yall learn to behave just fucking get all the nerds together and let them scream at each other for 5 years and when the magic smoke is released that means the official universally agreed upon IP standard is ready
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@milobyte@sunny.garden what's a little bit of enriched uranium, between friends
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@topstories@mastodon.social study shows eating food better than eating chalk
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it's very normal.
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it said in third person
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ive had this sharp pain in like the left side of my back all day its weird and annoying hopefully it goes away tmr?
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a mistake i see with my family [who havent learned how to use epi-pens before] is that they are very light with the injecting part
just to be clear, do not be afraid to use force, i have to swing like im going to hit someone, if you use too little force the medicine will not dispense
if anyone you know has one, they usually come with trainers, use the trainer and learn so you know if you ever do have to use it!
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"how orwellian" i say, looking at a piece of genetically engineered cheese, i then go use the restroom that records who i am and how long i took in there
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i love my friends when i see the town the live in i get to go [town] REFERENCE with the same excitement of when my town is mentioned
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my toxic trait is saying I'll head up/down to somewhere based on vibes
like it's not just cardinal direction that determines what I'll say
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hey guys
post sent from my TableTop Simulator Lobby - Currently playing Clue
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thousands of years of research and our top scientists are yet to identify what this button actually does
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lesbians love their silly little fantasy of owning a used book store with a cat
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the downside of having phantom limb feelings is that i will just feel like i have limbs i don't have when someone is describing an animal and it's weird, my assumption is that i could have phantom limbs for just about anything though I've not tried
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i should probably go through my pics proper
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