rosalyn 
Dr. Rosalyn Gardencourt: control systems researcher, electronics tinkerer, amateur dressmaker, vocal & endocrine hacker, and a few other things beside. I study the little spirits that inhabit machines. Welcome to my federated webzone!
Most of my parts' date codes read 4993, though quite a few read 2113-- I did a lot of rebuilding that year-- and others, especially near the bust and hips, read 3823. To save you the trouble of asking, I'm 32.
@moonjail@tech.lgbt is my lil sis
I invoke the Litany Against Unbidden Machines: #nobot #noindex
friendly machines very much welcome =)
sapphomanometer: device to measure lesbian sexual tension
feel ashamed of myself for feeling like i'm going to need multiple surgeries before i feel comfortable in my self. the big one, sure, there's no other way out of that bind. but the others, feel like excesses, frivolities, weaknesses: someone else, who was more driven, more lucky, or more accepting of themselves, someone who "did better", or someone who just... was better, wouldn't need them.
i had the conception, when i began this, that i was going to be one of those folks who let the dice roll as they would and i'd be happy with the result. maybe that's what i needed to believe to have the courage to start. but i sort of feel stupid for ever thinking that now, for having that hope.
mahjong group did not enjoy me calling it "thick rummy"
dyou ever think it's kind of weird how partial differential equations are assigned one of three genders (elliptic, parabolic, hyperbolic) that in some cases follow a fixed rule (whether a discriminant is positive, zero, or negative for linear second order equations) but in other cases is completely arbitrarily proscribed based either on qualitative arguments ("it has wave-like solutions so it must be hyperbolic") or just going off of vibes?
smooch over IP (making out sloppy style with your webcam)
despite all my rage i am still just a cache of a page
i don't ever want to be compared to a bowl repaired with gold. i'm not better for having been broken. i'm held together with a messy solder job at best, the kind so hot it chars the components and peels up the copper.
sometimes you can tell someone is an algebraist by the way they use "syzygy" in a conversation like it's a normal word that normal people use
make a post about beauty and spiritual importance of repair: biiig
and ⭐
make a single-"word" post obliquely referencing the 1986 soviet science fiction film Kin-Dza-Dza!: ⭐️ from the only two people in the federated verse who could possibly get the joke
tells you right there what's wrong with this platform :neocat_pensive:
"heat from adiabatic compression; adiabatic expansion from heat"
:neocat_cute: do you like rice pudding?
:neofox_glare: sure i like rice; and i thought i told you to stop calling me that
do you think the navy & coast guard talk about distances in terms of knot-hours
after having tried two humanitarian daily ration packs and a a couple MREs, i'm starting to come to the conclusion that these are not very good for you
couple that instead of saying "i love you" and "i love you too", says "orange" and "yeah, that's right"
had a dream where alligators were classified as a type of mustelid
i dislike seeing the "look what they need to mimic even a fraction of our power" meme template, not because i find it intrinsically bad or unfunny (honestly it's great) but because my internalized transphobia brain always scrubs out the text and replaces it with something really mean to me
theorems take the roz a long time to digest, making them a healthy and stimulating treat; giving it one when it has been on good behavior will give it positive reinforcement and strengthen your bond ![]()
tonight on MythRozters: does cooking pasta in albuquerque tap water make it taste worse than using filtered water?
after making pappardelle (cooked in tap water) with creamy lemon pepper sauce, i can confirm that yes, yes it does :neocat_drowsy:
:neocat_drake_dislike: turboencabulator
turboencafulator
french onion congee, i wonder if i could make that work
nice thing about getting unflavored pea protein isolate in bulk from sprouts is that i get to make up my own dogshit protein shake flavors like matcha and biscochito
a sheltered transmed with BPD would is an IGBT (insulated gatekeeping bipolar trans sister)
"he doesn't know our traditions. he is bound to be deceived."