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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Easy, process it the same way you decided to bitch about climate change using the platform the richest man on earth owns, profits from, and uses to spread climate change denial propaganda.

@redsad@ohai.social Considering some of the batshit crazy stuff some of my ancestors have done, I'll take some wise flopping noises instead, thank you.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social To this day I don't really understand this. I mean is there really that much more money in those industries if they are allowed to be more careless? Seems like such a marginal gain for the potential to ruin a brand, and get sued.

@randahl@mastodon.social It's a book on how to exploit people written by the targets.

@foolishowl@social.coop I've always been split about unknown numbers. I used to have one. I didn't like that companies I called stored my number without my permission and then sent back sales calls. But then my friends would never know it was me calling, and wouldn't always pick up. The telephone service as always been just awfully designed from the very start. How is it that we still can't simply block calls? No unknown numbers allowed, just block calls. Or better yet, implement a whitelist.

@evacide@hachyderm.io A tiny fraction of the abuse ever even gets discovered.

@flargh@mastodon.social Makes a better politician than the other buffoons. Would make a better royal as well. Someone crown this feline already.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Also the people that are literally not surviving this because of the USAID cuts.

@cmconseils@mastodon.social This meme for me is the picture on the right in both situations. I solve something by making a new canal after grounding the ship.

@adhd_coffee Find two tasks an ADHDer wants to avoid, then condition the avoidance of one on completing the other, and finally harness the energy generated to power the world.

@mikey@soylent.green "Flavor-containment facilities" I'm going to just allow those words to swirl inside my head a little while longer.

@KatCopseyGreens@mastodon.social The noise produced by these data centers must just be their stomach rumbling from all they ate.

@fesshole@mastodon.social It's the little things that tell you what people are really like.

@theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social We can support trans rights without this gatekeeping. People want to be addressed a certain way, I'll happily accommodate them to their hearts delight. Want trans rights, or any human rights, I'll support, vote, and advocate it. Want to add a redundant pronoun to an intro, the majority of the population doesn't need, no thanks. And the outing isn't a compelling argument. If you get misgendered, the correct pronoun is going to out you, if you don't, you don't need the pronoun.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social To the Trump admin this will easily qualify as chemical weapons manufacturing by extremist left wing terrorists.

@xyla@shitpost.trade Relevant fedi account domain.

@jaffathecake Alternatives are available. https://www.firefox.com

@gabrielesvelto@mas.to Crash already, can't wait for the price of PC components to go down.

@GetCarter@mastodonapp.uk Or they can just RIP.

@markarayner@mas.to Why is it always the orange ones that are the goofiest?

@veronica@explains.social I could think of a few politicians that deserve more scrutiny than privacy.

@catsalad@masto.hackers.town Would definitely have fished me, though maybe not in the way they expected. I thought that was a drink container at first.

@joachim@boitam.eu Show off.

@golgaloth@writing.exchange How much for the sign?

@Li@tech.lgbt @theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social The argument that if only people that need the pronouns use them they will be outed is further undermined by the ambiguities and mismatches you mention.

@LevendLichtje@mastodon.art Some of that is definitely ending up on the floor soon.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange *casually sprinkles some more catnip on the next vase*

@marquisdegeek Half way more shouldn't be too hard.

@cstross I think the fruit-vegie creature is cute. The 'free fruit and veg for schools' ad though, I'm not so sure about. There are no fruit and vegs around, there are instead plushies, and those aren't free.

@foone *Adjusts fake mustache*

@ProPublica Darwin award nomination incoming.

@colossal@mastodon.art Was hoping for a cup with mouth shaped rim.

@evacide@hachyderm.io "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte Lots of really smart people out of a job, lots of products/services being ruined, lots of unhappy users all over. What they thought was going to increase their moat, is actually drying it out. I expect some opportunities for monopoly disruption will emerge soon, if not here already.

@MyWildlifeAllotment@mastodon.online I wonder if they close the entrance to protect themselves against wasps.

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social It's just an attempt to manipulate public opinion.

• Hey look, we are the good guys, we want a ceasefire. We are talking about a ceasefire. Don't look at the unrealistic demands, the constant provocations, and ceasefire violations. Nonono, look over here instead. We are talking about a ceasefire, we are the good guys.

@dramypsyd Damn it. Took me a while to realize the surface behind you was reflective. For the first couple of seconds it looked like you were doing an air split in a tutu.

@mathewi@journa.host Fiction pales to this reality.

@apaleslimghost I had no clue. I just checked his github now.

@valpackett@social.treehouse.systems Can't wait for the USB adapter for my EV.

@brainwane@social.coop I wish this quote was common knowledge. If people better understood the general character of the sort that seeks to climb any ladder of power, the world would a much better place.

@greenpeace You also can't strangle a straight to limit its supply.

@AzulCrescent@tech.lgbt ⭐

@catsalad@infosec.exchange 🌿🤏 :blobcatpopcorn:

@joachim@boitam.eu Like someone asking you to breathe deeper after someone just farted in an elevator.

@HeavenlyPossum@kolektiva.social Wealth does bring happiness. There are exceptions but it has been confirmed by several studies in general. There isn't even that small bit of justice left.

@donni@mastodon.social I'm middle aged af, and still not sure I left my teens.

@NotTheLBCGuy@mstdn.social I support Chief Mouser Larry for Labour leadership.

@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online I wouldn't give americans too much credit. When the gas prices come down those selfish fucks will go right back to the GOP.