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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2w ago

Same here vending machine. You got this. #monday #mondayvibe #humor #humour #darkhumor

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3d ago

October is off to a humiliating start. #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #october #pumpkin #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

The horrors these warning cones have experienced. #weird #cones #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3w ago

Boosted by @stux@mstdn.social

Just hanging out on another super-normal #caturday! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Oh, coffee, I'm happy to see you too! #coffee #happy #humor #humour #Pareidolia

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2w ago

It's another brotherly #caturday! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2w ago

Very weird dogs have a cute case of the zoomies! #Iknowtheyarebovines #bovines #cattle #dog #dogs #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 1mo ago

Boosted by @oxy@social.bsdlab.au

It's Ichabod #Caturday! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Boosted by @trending@homestead.social

Salad cat wishes you a very relaxed #caturday! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Lil'Bo and Savage Dan, about to drop an album. #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Those quotation marks are doing a lot of heavy lifting. #punctuation #ItMatters #humour #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

When you've Irished up your coffee too much. #coffee #whisky #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

There are two kinds of cat: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catsodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Another thirsty #caturday. Stay hydrated everyone! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 1mo ago

Um, phrasing? #pickles #humor #humour #doubleentendre

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Weird salmon redefining the term "chilling." #IKnowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Your choice! #SundayFunday #humor #humor #weird #signs

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Boosted by @trending@homestead.social

Grant is the hero we deserve. #weird #signs #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Happy Hoser Day! 🇨🇦 May all your brewskies be mouse-free!

#canadaday #canada #secondCityTV #bobanddougMckenzie #Mckenziebrothers
#humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Weird horse having a casual Sunday rest, looking fabulous. #IKnowItsADog #horse #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Silly Walks. #montypython #johncleese #humor #humor #weird #signs

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Warning: derpy weekend ahead! Happy Friday everyone! #cat #cats #catsodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

In either case, I wonder how the dino ties the knot? And clearly, the answer is two. #brachiosaurus #brontosaurus #weirddog #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Cheeta was a drag on first dates -- he just wouldn’t shut up about working with the great Johnny Weismuller.

#tarzan #cheeta #jane #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

This crow and his buddies could really murder a beer.

#SeeWhatIDidThere #crow #crows #corvid #beer #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

These two are the heroes we need. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humor #puppy #cute

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Bert has an existential (and grammar) crisis.

#bert #ernie #samasmestreet #humor #humour #existentialism

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Cracking open another fresh #caturday! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

"Those poor people." ~Mathesar

#gilligansIsland #cast #galaxyQuest #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

RE: @nikunashi@ieji.de

It doesn't matter the language: proofreading matters!

ieji.de

NikuNashi: "@markarayner@mas.to For your collection 🤦" - ieji.de

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Free on Kindle for the weekend! A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse https://mybook.to/Milkshake Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization. A silly and easy way to Skip into the Tundraverse. #shortfiction #SFF #humor #humour #clownapocalypse #free

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Existential conundrum answered: I'm not a trolly! Students have other problems. #weird #signs #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@_maleficentgirl@troet.cafe @catsalad@infosec.exchange I am ashamed to have forgotten!

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

So, it looks like I'm going to start a Substack (mostly for financial reasons, but there are other upsides) and I need a title. Which of these do you like best?

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org love this

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@regendans@todon.eu That would make sense!

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@oschene@mastodon.social Very good.

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

One more day to get this deal -- $2.99US for ebooks, $21 for paperback!

"Mark A. Rayner writes in gorgeous prose and has a unique gift for plot ... and creating characters that are rock-solid and relatable." –Matthew Novak, The Book Commentary

Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Other ebook: @m0olnY@books2read.com
Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max

#book #books #sff #humor #humour #multiverse #deep #philosophical

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Buster and his buddy, the Weird Dog Named Ken, enjoy a laugh. #IKnowItsACow #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #cow #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@arjaybe@mstdn.ca 😅

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@Christo_459@mastodon.me.uk listening to the rough mix of their next effort

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@arjaybe@mstdn.ca Ooo, I like this.

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

Hey, did you know it's weird fish Wednesday? Instead of the inane music, this video really needs some narration by Jacques Cousteau: "Ze rare coastal corgi-fish makes itz stately way as nature intended." #IKnowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #weirdFishWednesday

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@Luna@mastodon.world Very dangerous. You go first.

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@dpnash@c.im Very wise

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@koltan@freiburg.social Scary!

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 2mo ago

How would we know if they follow the first rule? Besides, that is clearly a weird dog. #IKnowItsARaccoon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #raccoon #humor #humour

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Last day to get this deal -- $2.99US for ebooks, $21 for paperback!

"Snarky as Pratchet, insightful as Stephenson, as full of scathing social commentary as Swift or Voltaire, and weirdly reminiscent of LeGuin, Alpha Max is the only multiverse novel you need this month, or maybe ever." –Amazing Stories Magazine

Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Other ebook: @m0olnY@books2read.com
Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max

#book #books #sff #humor #humour #multiverse #deep #philosophical

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

· 3mo ago

Free on Kindle for the weekend! A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse https://mybook.to/Milkshake Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization. A silly and easy way to Skip into the Tundraverse. #shortfiction #SFF #humor #humour #clownapocalypse #free

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