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my sister is training to become a hairdresser and needs hands-on experience and before-afters for her portfolio

i've been dying to get my hair back to a full pink and wince at american hair salon prices

so we put that together into a win-win and had her bleach and color (and blowout) my hair for half-price

7 hours later (no i am not joking, we were exhausted) the final result is the best my hair has ever looked in its pink era and maybe ever??

she had literally never bleached someone else's hair - just her own and taken some courses - so the fact she did this well is honestly virtuosic. so happy she went into this field: she's gonna kill it, my sister is so cool :amaze:

help me budget my phone storage

essential apps 5 GB
pictures of important life moments 5 GB
nudes of myself 100 GB
nudes of my partner 100 GB
videos of my favorite sailor moon character 100 GB

emptying my 0.01 GB app cache will fix this if i just believe hard enough

how to out yourself as a gay girl at work

"oh that looks just like the logo of kate bush's record label"

the fact that Meta is auto-translating videos on Instagram into English (for me watching in the US) is so aesthetically repulsive that i would probably be in jail if i knew where the people who ordered it made lived

god forbid a person enjoy videos cross-culturally

is it technically impressive that they can kind of get the voice resonance and intonation kind of right? sure

but comedy especially is so precise in what is funny and what is not when it comes to intonation and timing and all that. if anything is off by even a tiny bit, the whole house of cards comes tumbling down

and that's without even getting into the cultural hegemony of it all

i truly don't know if an idea this bad could've come from anywhere else except the white anglosphere coz the rest of us actuallu speak multiple languages and know how bad an idea translating comedy is *and* know how cringe dubbed media is

thank fuck i can turn it off... for now

RE: https://void.rehab/notes/alqqeqjjkjfvjogc

it's classical guitarists who are better at fingering and no i am not biased by the fact that i'm a classical guitarist

people who play guitar with a pick are, if anything, good at handjobs. that "one-e-and-a" strum game is a very transferable skill

so when are we going to admit that balayage is just an elaborate scheme to put in as much money and effort as possible to change your look as little as possible to flex how much money you have to waste