why do i need a birth certificate i was clearly born :neocat_think:
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(moved to @peachymist@void.lgbt)
i know the bio is long, but at least read the "boundaries" and "disclaimers" sections, ok? if you request to follow i will assume you read it and you will respect them/is ok with them
soff gendercute catgirl creature • computer toucher • girly media scholar • cute stuff enjoyer • whimsy seeker • neurospicy (auDHD) • silly smol bean crybaby princess • friend-shaped autism creature • three cats in a trenchcoat • born to be kawaii • shapeshifter otherkin (most often a cat, moth, bunny, owl or mermaid) • not tired of being nice, but also takes no shit • socialist/intersectional feminist • 30-something kind lady that calls you "sweetheart" • soft domme :3c • @Sanki@mastodon.social's mommy gf • just a dork, really
my most famous trait is being gay about men
i'm brazilian btw. i post mostly in english but you can reply to me in portuguese if you prefer
everyonekisser
vibing in the ace-spec
genderqueer nyanbinary demigirl who likes to collect funny genders
exploring plurality (headmates are jade, mira, violeta and azul)
otherkin
made of sugar, neurospice and everything nice

interaction BOUNDARIES!
✦ NO FLIRTING, i'm not interested! (compliments are fine though and, in fact, encouraged :3)
✦ i make lewd posts kinda often, it's alright to interact and in general talk about lewd stuff as long as you don't hit on me. also minors stay the fuck away from my lewd posts
✦ don't make weird out of pocket sexual comments on any of my posts that aren't sexual in nature pls
✦ do NOT, under any circumstances, call me "good [noun]". i *will* bite you
✦ please don't DM me if we have never talked before
✦ please don't ask me for any instant messaging contact (matrix, discord, etc.). i'm awkward with IM so i don't use it
✦ hugs, pats and platonic affection welcome and encouraged!
DISCLAIMERS! stuff about me that you might want to consider before following:
- i'm a genAI *hater*. FUCK AI. my opinion on this has ZERO "nuance". i will not tolerate AI apologism here
- if you're bothered for any reason by women who care a lot and talk a lot about feminism, this is not the place for you, so kindly fuck off.
- about follow requests:
♡ i'm slow to look at requests, so if it takes a little long for me to approve yours it's not anything personal, i'm just overwhelmed
♡ requests are subject to the Vibe Check and thus require enough of a vibe to check (like a bio and at least a few public posts), and i might deny it if i feel there isn't enough to go off of (in fact it's the most common reason i deny). if i deny i beg you to not take it personally, i'm just a severely mentally ill girl trying to have as much of a peaceful and cozy time in here as i possibly can
♡ i always follow back, which means i won't accept requests from folks who post or boost sensitive topics (politics included) without a CW because i don't want that on my tl.
careful, i'll
without warning
#nobot #nobots #noindex #noai #nobridge #noarchive
i know the bio is long, but at least read the "boundaries" and "disclaimers" sections, ok? if you request to follow i will assume you read it and you will respect them/is ok with them
my most famous trait is being gay about men
everyonekisser
✦ NO FLIRTING, i'm not interested! (compliments are fine though and, in fact, encouraged :3)
✦ i make lewd posts kinda often, it's alright to interact and in general talk about lewd stuff as long as you don't hit on me. also minors stay the fuck away from my lewd posts
✦ don't make weird out of pocket sexual comments on any of my posts that aren't sexual in nature pls
✦ do NOT, under any circumstances, call me "good [noun]". i *will* bite you
✦ please don't DM me if we have never talked before
✦ please don't ask me for any instant messaging contact (matrix, discord, etc.). i'm awkward with IM so i don't use it
✦ hugs, pats and platonic affection welcome and encouraged!
- i'm a genAI *hater*. FUCK AI. my opinion on this has ZERO "nuance". i will not tolerate AI apologism here
- if you're bothered for any reason by women who care a lot and talk a lot about feminism, this is not the place for you, so kindly fuck off.
- about follow requests:
♡ i'm slow to look at requests, so if it takes a little long for me to approve yours it's not anything personal, i'm just overwhelmed
♡ requests are subject to the Vibe Check and thus require enough of a vibe to check (like a bio and at least a few public posts), and i might deny it if i feel there isn't enough to go off of (in fact it's the most common reason i deny). if i deny i beg you to not take it personally, i'm just a severely mentally ill girl trying to have as much of a peaceful and cozy time in here as i possibly can
♡ i always follow back, which means i won't accept requests from folks who post or boost sensitive topics (politics included) without a CW because i don't want that on my tl.
careful, i'll
#nobot #nobots #noindex #noai #nobridge #noarchive
612 Followers
1140 Following
31 Posts
pronouns:
she/her
ko-fi (if you want to help an unemployed gal out):
alt/backup:
pixel cat's end:
AO3 (contains some 18+ stuff):
anilist:
ask me something:
last.fm:
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regular reminder that working excessively isn't beautiful or noble or commendable
it's unhealthy, harmful and a symptom of a deeply sick society
it's unhealthy, harmful and a symptom of a deeply sick society
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edited some pusheen badge stickers so here you can have them too
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part of my appreciation for girly stuff comes from the fact that anything that is associated with girls and women is immediately considered inferior/stupid/not valuable and honestly fuck that. girly is punk as fuck
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the state of tech in 2026 is fucking insufferable lmao closer and closer to the day i'll throw my computers in the lake and disappear into the forest
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@jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net @davidgerard@circumstances.run i mean, not what they mean in nazi symbolism, i know that, but like what unicode character is that
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@jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net @davidgerard@circumstances.run what are the first two?
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bf sent this one and i thought the future boywives here would appreciate it
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boost se vc estiver no brasil, por favor?
alguém aqui já fez tratamento psiquiátrico pelo SUS? eu estava indo num psiquiatra em um desses planos de saúde que só tem consulta, mas tá ficando pesado financeiramente. geralmente eu preciso voltar a cada 60 dias pra pegar a receita do remédio (o remédio eu até consigo, mas seria ótimo se eu conseguisse pegar por lá também). isso é factível pelo SUS?
alguém aqui já fez tratamento psiquiátrico pelo SUS? eu estava indo num psiquiatra em um desses planos de saúde que só tem consulta, mas tá ficando pesado financeiramente. geralmente eu preciso voltar a cada 60 dias pra pegar a receita do remédio (o remédio eu até consigo, mas seria ótimo se eu conseguisse pegar por lá também). isso é factível pelo SUS?
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big april fool's prank: being normal for 24h
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i have FINALLY found a theme with some actual personality?
https://github.com/emarpiee/Retroma
https://github.com/emarpiee/Retroma
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this disease used to be known as "nobody wants to work anymore" syndrome and frequently appeared in newspaper headlines
RE: https://transfem.social/notes/aj38ru5nsej80pmn
RE: https://transfem.social/notes/aj38ru5nsej80pmn
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@theresnotime@fox.nexus i realized they tend to do this if you're accessing it from a non-chrome browser :neocat_facepalm:
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@platinumtulip@sunny.garden this will sound insane and it is but we don't have cup sizes in brazil. cup isn't measured separately, the sizes are just like 36, 38, 40, 42, 46, 48. you just have to suffer through it until you find one that reasonably fits
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i personally think being a twink is a state of mind rather than anything related to appearance, age or gender
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@wizardneedsfood no idea if you'll like it, but
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lL9rfQ6mM56yNl_y0y9Tev1-9xvh4lgJU
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@scavello@mastodon.gamedev.place @platinumtulip@sunny.garden oh no need, usually shipping and taxes make it extremely expensive. but thank you!!
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@scavello@mastodon.gamedev.place @platinumtulip@sunny.garden yeah like i don't think i ever found something that entirely fits me
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