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Men in black totally ripped these guys off #Monsterdon

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Ok I'm pretty sure the kaiju sounds are a mix of balloon and hand crank wheel. #Monsterdon

Napalm Dessu. #Monsterdon

Aww look at kaiju baby ankles! So chubby 🥺 #Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt there was a lot of boobs bobbing in this

@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt @diazona@techhub.social conveyor belt of boobs

@DJDarren that annoys the piddle out of me. They assume we all have Facebook accounts and are happy to enter that heckhole site. If a site is a walled garden, I'm not a fan.

@SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to let's not even mention the hair balls. Ahem. #Monsterdon

We turn this dial then she looks and sounds exactly like Zuul! #Monsterdon

@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party I had a HUGE argument with a tech bro about this exact thing. Belittling me for my online safety choices rather than accepting, is fucking weird. Sends out major red flags.

@diazona@techhub.social @crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt repeat boobs still count!

@DamonCrowley@mindly.social @SecularJeffrey@ohai.social dogs can see in colour, just not the way most humans can. I think dogs can see red and green same as we can.

Wooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Scottish lady! #Monsterdon

What in parkour is going on? #Monsterdon

@DJDarren Mother by Babes in Toyland. Just because! #ThePlaylistSuggestion

Hey #gardening folk. I just got my first pair of secateurs today and they're a bit manky (grubby). There's an oily film on them in the packaging. I should be good to give them a wipe down with a lightly damp cloth right?

@RickiTarr@beige.party @UnclePJ@beige.party @corbden@defcon.social witch here 🧹 We exist. Also the fact that people call being held accountable for their fuckery a witch hunt, is not okay. It's insulting and a giant red flag.

@miramarmike @natty @MostlyBlindGamer according to that, I'm middle Eastern method. Sorta. I have Dyscalculia, so I had to figure out a way of sneaky way of counting with my fingers without being ridiculed. I touch my thumb to pinky to indicate 1, then trace thumb across each finger, sticking thumb out to indicate five at the end. If that makes sense?

@Richard_Littler we have a jerk bird near us we call asthma bird. No idea on species, but it makes the peep sound your asthma makes when you need to take your inhaler.

@Natasha_Jay the cat clearly said "rude" there.

@LunaDragofelis @w_b in my case they demanded a photo of my face and i think they wanted birth certificate or something. We don't have government issued ID in my country

@w_b @LunaDragofelis in short, if they think your name is suss, they encourage all the people on your friends list to grass you up. They ask them to confirm that is your actual name. Then if they don't like that you haven't added enough friends, they close account demanding photo of your face and id to get account back. That much i do know

@LunaDragofelis @DJDarren oh same, but for slightly different reasons! I tried to explain this to a gun toting weirdo recently. They see it as we have something to hide and that's a bad thing. The fact the place is a nazi bouncy castle, also doesn't tempt me to play there.

@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io I am exactly the same way. My anxiety also doesn't help if I get overloaded with doom. Small portions of carefully controlled "what the ever living fuck!?!" at one time.

@MostlyBlindGamer pinky, but I think I might be odd here.

@OddJob@beige.party are you inside my brain?

@Ashedryden@xoxo.zone additionally, not all countries require ID let alone photo ID. Add to that people who can't drive, can't afford to drive and don't own passport (no need if you can't afford to travel).

@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io yeah same shit with being an artist. Lots of assumptions of free with no hardship to the creator. It's nonsense.

@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io oh wow! That must've been quite the head fuck. I had the I'm too soft thing but for opposite reasons. It's been used against me by emotionally manipulative people. However I got good at spotting bullshit disguised as pain.

@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io yep same thing. Because I'm a witch also I get this pet witch thing where people want to drain me for advice, readings, spells and whatever else they thought they could. Ugh.

@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io We're of no use to anyone, anything or even ourselves otherwise. Feeling other people's emotions when they're so raw, is tiring. I used to think I was broken because I can feel other people's pain.

@elduvelle_neuro I repressed memories from my childhood traumas which came tumbling out at a later stage. So for those with me, it felt like different parts of the memory lived in different places in my mind. Pictorial, sensory, sound, emotional responses all in different parts. I had glimpses into part of the memories but not the full picture. When everything fitted together it felt almost like electric and over whelming.

Lecturing corpses on where they went wrong in life. A bit pointless? #Monsterdon

Wow those shoulder doodahs. Wtf would you call those? #Monsterdon

Poor people do dirty drugs. Rich people have party favours. #Monsterdon

Well that was a lot of doggies. Thanks for the barking mad films @ryan@social.miyaku.media @Taweret@timeloop.cafe And thanks to the #Monsterdon club

This scene is like watching a migraine #Monsterdon

And we almost saw up her kilt. End. #Monsterdon

Why is he wearing his glam rock spider man jammies out and about? Tutt tutttt. #Monsterdon

Where's the ref for this sumo match? #Monsterdon

Wolf can change into a small bird and fly away. Handy. #Monsterdon

Can this man close his mouth when eating? He's like a cow chewing cud. #Monsterdon

Pretty sure this film is about the dangers of joining a sex cult. #Monsterdon

@SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to hey, they are hellish fuzzy!

I think I'm glad I'm totally sitting this #Monsterdon out due to phobia. My timeline is mostly redacted due to mentions or tags of certain legged creatures.

Was that even 3 minutes between food? Has this character got worms? #Monsterdon

Did anyone in this film even hear a dog howl before filming started? #Monsterdon

@yngmar@social.tchncs.de oh, thank you so much. I did wonder. They're in an open package which were hanging in the shop, like not in plastic. Is that still ok to just give a dry wipe to before using or is cleaning required? Sorry noob here.

Washes down booze with a sausage perhaps? #Monsterdon