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UnclePJ

@UnclePJ@beige.party
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Boop!

Came to the #Fediverse in Nov ‘22. All posts are not my own as I don’t have a thread of creativity…

I’m politically left of center, support our #BlackLivesMatter, #Antifascist and #LGBTQ+ communities. Be kind, considerate and loving.

I post and boost #Politics, #Humor, #DadJokes, #Gardening and whatever I feel like, and not necessarily in that order. I’m not afraid to drop a #Pun. I curse sometimes, fair warning. Alt text on all images.

Avatar: Dave Brandt (Google him)

2090 Followers
1861 Following
15 Posts
Joined December 11, 2024
Pronouns:
He/Him
Interests:
#politics #gardening #humor #puns
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@RickiTarr When I cook I clean the kitchen as go along… Personality Quirk or Symptom?
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 4mo ago
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@corbden@defcon.social Well done, Luna. Wellllllll done. 😂
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@MFDOOMALLCAPS@metalhead.club @alicemcalicepants@ohai.social God, I love Mazzy Star! Never thought I would, but her voice… amazing! Ok, time to go back to my metal hidyhole. 🤪🤘
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@wkfry@mastodon.social It would seem so… maybe you could get a plea deal for a lesser charge of assault with intent?
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 4mo ago
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@xconde@social.chinwag.org Try to explain THAT at the ER… 😵
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@xconde@social.chinwag.org Seems like it should, y’know… come with a strap. To avoid high speed vibe ejections, of course. 😂
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@RickiTarr Agreed, but APJ thinks it might be a symptom…
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@run_atalanta @RickiTarr I’m feeling a little bit better now, thanks!
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@3janeTA Nice crum shot!
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@ics@tau-ceti.space Good stuff! 😁👍
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@kennylex@mastodon.social Apparently boringly…
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@LikeItOrLumpIt Ok, that gave me a good chuckle! Annie > all
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 9mo ago
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@talia_christine@beige.party Oh boy…
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 9mo ago
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@talia_christine@beige.party Indeed. I have to add that this walker disgusts me just a little bit, but hey… at least the mouse looks ergonomic!
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UnclePJ @UnclePJ@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@3janeTA I’d have a slice of that! Looks really good. 😊
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