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@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange I like my computer stupid, so it leaves the smarts to me, I hate "talking" to my computer, I don't talk to my tools, I need my computer to just compute, I like my fuck ups be my fault, not whatever background cloud service is running that time, I like to decide WHEN my computer becomes obsolete, I don't want my computer to pretend it knows things or it can do things I don't even need it to do, I don't need it to pretend to be my assistant, friend, etc., it's a tool that I own

@grickle@mstdn.social another banger, I identify with tortoise also, you're going to hate me for pointing this out, but one of the legs of the hare's easel make it look like they have a little willy... lol

@hexaitos@social.jnpw.net and Hex dragoned all over the place

@lunalapin@slime.global and if for whatever miracle you land the junior position, they immediately start telling you to get this or that certification

@grickle@mstdn.social I love that

@redsad@ohai.social thnks

@Beetalerry@mastodon.online indeed

@prettygood yeah, and you grow up, get your own car and your own place (move to other distros), but when something breaks you can go back to dad and ask, "dad, can you?” and he simply does it for you once he's off the couch

@LeslieBurns@esq.social literally being told, "you're just being hysterical"

@gloriouscow it's ok, I forgive you

@TishaPaints I can't get over how impactuf your rendition of water and light is

@futurebird hooray! everyone can see my typos and poor sentence structure (:

@trans_lykanthropie@meow.social I'd love a copy

@yellowdog Xenia! 🙌

@Natasha_Jay I freaking love these!

@RaymondPierreL3@aus.social True. I started my journey on FOSS over 5 years ago, currently enjoying :debian: on my desktop and :archlinux: on my 2016 MSI laptop, and rocking a degoogled fairphone 4. So far I've help my parents and two friends to ditch windows as well

@jplebreton@mastodon.social we should have never privatized the space industry

@cosmicexcursionist@techhub.social @nixCraft@mastodon.social I'm a debian user on my desktop workstation and arch on my older laptop, but I'm planning on switching to nixos for my workstation in the immediate future because the idea of functionally programming the system exactly as you want it and then having it as an immutable output is just way too appealing

@stux look at our precious ball

@Natasha_Jay I want them all on my walls

@m@lgbtqia.space I need to start using rss

@cmconseils@mastodon.social that's actually genius

@verge@mastodon.social Wikipedia will continue to be the best place on the internet

@Mlice@meow.social beautiful

@Mlice@meow.social you're welcome 😉

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social well, I'm bi and also broke, so :p