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@GamingWolf@mstdn.games
mastodon 4.6.9Player of the old composite design video games. Repository of functioning and digital wisdom.
An #ActuallyAutistic #Neurodivergent machine person. Whimsical wereman. Ludological Lycanthrope. Digital Antiquary.
Retrogamer. Usually platforming and boomer shooters. Generally attached to my computer as if it were an artificial appendage.
Going through your various realities. Who knows what I'll find? (he/him)
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Joined December 17, 2022
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@catsalad You mean like Jurassic Park with Cats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78
Jurassic Park but with a Cat
Sega embraces physical media
Okay Sega
Make a damn console again
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@ishambard@cupoftea.social Mortal Kombat but Donkey Kong is in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbwQiA8pFiI
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@ishambard@cupoftea.social That's just my ability to enter people's probability wavelengths.
Happens ALL the time.
Robotnik switches to Linux Mint
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@techokami@woof.tech
I remembered from a family member (I am from a long lineage of computer people) that IBM supplied all the PowerPC based architechture for the Wii the Playstation 3 and the XBox 360.
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@techokami@woof.tech ...
It's all YEAR OF THE HORSE conspiracy. (Insert spiele of me purposely avoiding popular microtransaction games)
Wario goes inside a telescope because some folktale elf thing told him there's an unlimited money cheat in the globe if he saves the world.
This intrigues the Wario who doesn't even care about a princess being in there. No babes, just cash. Of course a certain other character is there to take advantage of the situation and may be manipulating things to her own ends.
(I kind of see Captain Syrup as a Rouge meets Carmen San Diego type character)
NOW WAGGLE YOUR WIIMOTES or if you're me you recently found a way to use a gyro controller to do the deed because constant battery usage sounds pretty dumb. Shake the moneybags like you're Marina from Mischief Makers and yank the inner garlic from your foes.
This is essentially Wario Land 5 to me and I just need more treasure hunting in my life. Also every level has a unique track (I think, it's been a bit)
ROCK AND ROLL (bro actually says that, nice)
Now to the tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWzDrzqh2w
#VGMWenesday
Who Um Actuallies the Um Actuallymen?
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@ishambard@cupoftea.social Yep, those are the ones.
Of course I can't judge their difficulty any longer as I've had Lost Levels since I was a kid.
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@ishambard@cupoftea.social You will use your mind's eye to perceive where mario and/or luigi are beyond the screen due to a green springboard and you WILL like it.
Final Destination teaches us fundamentally not to use items. Particularly coffee mugs on top of a CRT.
MyHouse.wad in the middle of MyStreet.wad
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@scribblemacher Night Trap does have a 25th anniversary edition though that was nearly a decade ago. Still. It's around.
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@Hundstrasse Not a problem, I actually do eat poptarts raw.
err. (takes off facemask to eat)
*shrug*
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@Gamrok Blake Stone was released 5 days before the original release of Doom. Very VERY unfortunate for Blake Stone because it's actually a fine game. It's closer to being Wolfenstein 3D but in space.
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@ishambard@cupoftea.social @Hundstrasse@retro.pizza Both of those scenarios are fever dreams!
What if the Beatles were in the Ocarina of Time?
Uh... shenanigans that's what. Mostly sentence mixing.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL16e6ot0vVERYhZsk-lulH-kroOaoHwh4
I was thinking, what other games do I know that take place rummaging through our beloved Solar System. I had a pretty clear answer from a spacefaring game that's been long on my mind.
Let's take a DESCENT into it shall we? You can freely move in six directions, go ahead and wrap your head around it because that's effectively how space travel works when you're not just blasting out of an atmosphere I mean.
I'm gonna need a fucking joystick.
So I finally make it to the game's first boss which is as far as you get in the shareware and hot damn what a fight it is. And after all of that the game is now warning me you're in the thick of it for real and the music really gives it away.
A deep dark undertone that belies a mashup of an inspiration. We're talking Peer Gynt and his mother dying kind of shit. If I was going to make a fancy writing piece here would be a good place.
Shoutouts to all the dead mums out there.
I fucking miss you but I finally reached my virtual dream. I'm going to fucking Mars.
(Note: find a version of your choice, I'm going with this one)
Tepid take.
Mario movies doing reference overdosing. I'm not wikiwalking for the lore to a movie. I don't take cliffnotes to read a book I've never read either. There seems to be a malfunctioning circuit in storytelling regarding the audience in taking a medium as is.
(It's because money)
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@h5e@tech.lgbt @BoredomFestival@sfba.social
Howdy, were you looking for Flashpoint Archive?
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@ishambard No! But I am interested in that weird extra episode they added yes. There's a mod of that somewhere that ports this I believe.
30 years of Duke Nukem 3D!
It's my favorite DOS game
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town Clearly someone is going to announce they are an insect woman asking if someone could hook their bass guitar up to a Linux machine.
Be responsible, don't feed your Metroids ice cream.
I need the mythbusters to put the toothpaste in the tube.
Can you feel it... the ominous atmosphere.
Soon I will be pistol starting Plutonia and I can get that adrenaline fix without risking my physical safety.
I'm worried about Mexican restaurants because they might send my bowels to the lowest circles of hell.
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@ctrlaltrees Was hoping I could load up Street Fighter 2 on this thing, play as Ryu and tell the machine "I'D LIKE SOME POUND CAKE" as I do Ryu's flying spinning kick move.
Dante's Peak, aka James Bond and Sarah Connor deal with a volcano.
Quoting toots so...
Quoots?
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@soulcutter Yes the lack of z is nice when those turrets want to mess with you
*shotgun blast sound*
I have to play heart pounding games because apparently I desperate ly crave stimulation.
It feels like junkie behaviour to be honest but the alternative is
very
very
sleepy
I'm in the I want to adopt younger nerds phase.
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@SuperSelena64@vmst.io Woah! Yes! That's a game that plays super differently on the super game boy. Very nice.
"I set this up on purpose" said whilst lying.
"You got me, I didn't plan this" said whilst bragging.
Hey it's that guy. You know...
that guy. He's doing great!
Barring more weirdness...
um. we resume