EVERYONE THE MOON WAS USING SOME VERY ELABORATE ILLUSIONS SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE POWER TO SPLIT A MOUNTAIN AS EASILY AS SHE JUST DID I WILL BE CORRECTING THE POST
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Ada (the moon girl) 🏳️⚧️
@Axolotl1@gaygeek.social
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I am one autistic fucker. My pronouns are she/her and if you misgender me I will remove your fucking eyelids.
Very chaotic.
occasionally slips into an alternate dimension
Flirting allowed so long as you ask. 
on a post is an invitation because my gay ass really wants it sometimes. It makes me feel good.
will be horny on main
Also lesbian 
Current obsession: programming
Alt account: @Axolotl2@toot.community
mischief account @bnuybot@gaygeek.social
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okay so it first started as mr stumbling across a nice set of accessories in roblox. All blue, axolotl hood. I then decided to make a joke out of it. Built a fish tank and put myself in there. "oooo I'm an adorable little edgelord please don't pet me" and then I created a character out of it and the dude existed in my mind as a tired immortal scientist looking for a way to ascend and escape the simulation...
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@fred@social.fthevenet.eu congratulations you made the satan program. Good luck.
sending my grandma horse plinko memes
hot take
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also I just realized I can do something devious. Some letters can turn into another letter depending on which way you're going. Oh god this is gonna be evil.
Moon is waxing crescent (13% d13) and she's playing basketball with a bunch of 13 year olds waiting for a chance to freak them out by suddenly removing her disguise to get a slam dunk.
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@annaleen/117312244688647270
see shit like this is why we need creators. If they don't who will?
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My latest short story, "The Day My Clitoris Disappeared," has just gone live on Flaming Hydra! It's about a graduate student whose clitoris goes missing after the Second Comstock Act is passed. Don't worry -- the clitoris wins in the end. And it always will. (Yes, there's a paywall because Flaming Hydra is an indie collective of writers and artists, and we want to be paid! It's so cheap to subscribe! And you support creators! Who don't use AI!)
https://www.flaminghydra.com/issue-652/
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@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online ontologically they are the same gummy IF they fully fused and aren't just stuck together which it looks like they did.
the destruction you're capable of is greater than you can possibly imagine.
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@farah@beige.party seriously though the only reason I'm working on Project Ruby is so I don't have to use Alexa Ever again, so long as I carry around a cube with raspberry pi inside it, and a mouse and keyboard
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange THIS IS THE FOLLOW UP I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED HJKJWGSJJRVBKB
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@PopTarts@gaygeek.social that's clever I'm stealing that
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@miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social look at my profile pic. I'm worse. I'm a cat with hands and a complex brain.
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
*comes out of a hole in the ground covered in dirt and burn marks* oh hey I'm just checking in. doing research in hell.
GUYS I AM MIGRATING MY BACKUP ACCOUNT I NEED A NEW INSTANCE TO MOVE TO NOW BECAUSE THAT INSTANCE IS SHUTTING DOWN IN OCTOBER
Moon is waning crescent (13% d25) and she's going fishing.
goodnight fedi -w-
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chaotic good or just chaotic, such is the way of the merfolk.
~albert Einstein
Moon is waxing gibbous (93% d13) and she's disguised as an old woman, desperately trying to convince someone to help her cross a river. Everyone is just giving her directions to a nearby bridge. She is slowly losing faith in humanity.
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It's a half moon tonight (d8) and she's just shocked. Like in general.
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You can theoretically make a program to brute force this, where you just ignore any garbage that it spits out, but imagine someone with no programming knowledge having to decipher that by hand.
*throws my phone at you but it's just a heavily modified phone booth that's held together by tape and spite*
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@gwenthefops@booping.synth.download THE ENTIRE CIRCUS?!?!?!
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@SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt this is just that high elf x Christmas elf yuri post but with furries
goodnight fedi -w-
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@farah@beige.party I'm giving satan permission to take them if anything happens to em that alrighty with you
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town the fact that I know what a pastaferian is says a lot about me as a person
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okay so the number of characters I have in this is a prime number. Just so it's sufficiently complicated I'm changing things up. I'm not gonna explain a thing though, aside from that it's an ever changing replacement cipher with some extra stuff to keep you guessing.
hey remember when people were throwing rocks wrapped in copper at power lines? Imagine that but with an arrow and it gets stuck in there.
Moon is waxing crescent (61% d9) and she's watching horror movies
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@farah@beige.party ah so you officially caught "fine I'll do it myself" disease. You're gonna spend so many hours fixing problems yourself when it'd be so much easier to just take the item into a shop or replace it.
goodnight fedi -w-
Moon is waxing gibbous (80% d11) and she's doing origami, and at an alarmingly fast rate. How has she not torn that paper yet?
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@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online @nico@cropp.social I'd be disappointed in myself if you two didn't see this
I'm gonna be real with y'all this cipher is so god damn complicated that I have to make a program just to write anything in it.
occasionally a song decides to just consume my mind
https://open.spotify.com/track/6RyCpAEHMj1nbopw1g2TsO?si=97twtfqlQx64T2YOSn0uTg&utm_source=copy-link
horny (weird)
Moon is waning gibbous (83% d18) and she's going to town on some ribs
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Also hail satan the earth is made of corpses there are ghosts living in your bones the aliens are coming for us on December 13 2043
Moon is waxing crescent (41% d7) and she's petting a crow. How lovely!
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