#adamoonupdates

EVERYONE THE MOON WAS USING SOME VERY ELABORATE ILLUSIONS SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE POWER TO SPLIT A MOUNTAIN AS EASILY AS SHE JUST DID I WILL BE CORRECTING THE POST #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waxing gibbous (93% d13) and she's disguised as an old woman, desperately trying to convince someone to help her cross a river. Everyone is just giving her directions to a nearby bridge. She is slowly losing faith in humanity. #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waxing gibbous (80% d11) and she's doing origami, and at an alarmingly fast rate. How has she not torn that paper yet? #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waxing crescent (61% d9) and she's watching horror movies #AdaMoonUpdates

It's a half moon tonight (d8) and she's just shocked. Like in general. #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waxing crescent (41% d7) and she's petting a crow. How lovely! #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waxing crescent (13% d13) and she's playing basketball with a bunch of 13 year olds waiting for a chance to freak them out by suddenly removing her disguise to get a slam dunk. #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waning gibbous (83% d18) and she's going to town on some ribs #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waning crescent (37% d23) and she's feeling freaky #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waning gibbous (93% d16) and she's laughing at her own dumb joke she made when literally nobody else was around. #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waning gibbous (97% d16) and she's on top of a police station shouting about how she's above the law, not recognizing the unintentional joke in that. #AdaMoonUpdates

The Moon is full (d14 (yes it starts at 0)) and she's at a bar trying to get a glass of milk for a cat girl. The bartender doesn't know how to react. #AdaMoonUpdates

If you're not following #AdaMoonUpdates you need to explain to me why not Hugz & xXx

Moon is waxing gibbous (75% d9) and she's throwing guys left and right! Seems like they're having fun! #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waxing gibbous (65% d8) and she's eating a jar of honey. #AdaMoonUpdates

Moon is waxing crescent 🌒 (14% 3d) and she's wait why is she knocking on my door?! WHY IS SHE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR?! WHAT DO I EVEN DO IN THIS SITUATION!? AM I IN TROUBLE WITH THE FUCKING MOON OF ALL PEOPLE?! WHAT DO I DO?! #AdaMoonUpdates

okay so I decided that when I can't get the percentage for my #AdaMoonUpdates I'll just put how many days until the next phase change.

Moon is waning crescent 🌘 (no percentage currently) and she's currently petting a very friendly cat. #AdaMoonUpdates

alrighty guys so due to my app being dumb I cannot get an accurate moon phase or I trust my calendar on my fridge more than I trust the app so until I find something that functions I will be excluding the percentage from the #AdaMoonUpdates only using my calendar to check that. I will try to approximate that myself starting on next new moon. I hope you understand because I set high standards for myself because nobody will bother to correct me if I am wrong.

Moon is waning crescent 🌘 (14% full) and she can't believe she has to say this in this day and age, but she doesn't take blood sacrifices. If you for some reason need further convincing here's a list of reasons why you shouldn't be doing that.

1. She doesn't use blood for any of her sacred duties. She doesn't need it.
2. She finds blood repulsive.
3. If you send her blood she'll have a crowd of people decide what animal to turn you into. For more information ask her. #AdaMoonUpdates