George Hotelling
Writes code. Not too much. Mostly Python.
Happy “is it allergies or is it COVID” to all who celebrate
Step 1: change index inclusion rules: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/new-rule-could-fast-track-spacex-ipo-for-nasdaq-index-inclusion-172327734.html
Step 2: pump at ipo so the market cap is high enough to get on the index funds
Step 3: wait 2 weeks for retail investors to auto-buy
Step 4: dump and take everyone’s 401k money
I track the passage of time by what day of the week 1Password prompts me to type in my password.
I don’t want to see any more fictional cyberpunk settings where people are suffering from too-much-cybernetics disease, I want a fictional cyberpunk setting where people are suffering from preventable diseases like measles and whooping cough. Not with fancy made up name, just say “those kids are dying of polio and there’s nothing we can do.” Sometimes a dystopian future shows what happens when we regress.
“The result is a world surrounded by frictionless experiences that mask systems that we neither understand nor control. We have become fantastic at interacting with surfaces, all while our data is harvested and our attention monetized behind the veil of user-friendliness. In this context, opacity feels comfortable and commonplace.”
While the US celebrates Pi day on 3/14, the rest of the world doesn't celebrate until 3/14
Kalamazoo-based medical device company Stryker has been hacked and temporarily shut down by an Iran-linked group.
56,000 employees across 61 countries and "anyone with Microsoft Outlook on their personal phones had their devices wiped."
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/03/iran-backed-hackers-claim-wiper-attack-on-medtech-firm-stryker/
Cold front day!
ICE arrests ‘agitator’ for blocking arrest of Cuban man near Ypsilanti
