I have a biscuit but no tea. Time to fix that!
How about some Ceylon, a rich black tea from the island of Sri Lanka
Maybe with a Garibaldi biscuit?
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mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+cots+glitchGosh - look at the time, anyone fancy a nice cuppa.. 🫖🫖?
for those wondering whose row of mugs that is in the cover photo... yeah, @phlash@mastodon.me.uk was on mug 4 writing me at the kitchen table..
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Currently suggests a tea break every 3 hours from 09:00-18:00 GMT Mon-Fri.
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How about a nice cup of tea?
How about some Puerh, a Chinese fermented black tea, very earthy
Maybe with a Shortbread biscuit?
I'll pop the kettle on, when did you last wash this mug?
How about some Nilgiri, a black tea from a lesser known Indian tea region
Maybe with a Ginger snap biscuit?
Tea up! Who takes sugar again?
How about some Keemun, a fruity black tea produced in the Chinese town of Qimen
Maybe with a Party ring biscuit?
I'll pop the kettle on, when did you last wash this mug?
How about some Puerh, a Chinese fermented black tea, very earthy
Maybe with a Nice biscuit?
Put the kettle on, will you? It's time for a tea break!
How about some Jasmine, a green tea flavoured with jasmine flowers
Maybe with a Gingerbread biscuit?
"Come let us have some tea and continue to talk about happy things" - Chaim Potok
How about some Matcha, a traditional Japanese ceremonial green tea, ground from the whole leaf
Maybe with a Macaroon biscuit?
OK, time for something from the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser. Or a nice cup of tea. I vote for the latter.
How about some Nilgiri, a black tea from a lesser known Indian tea region
Maybe with a Bourbon biscuit?
How about a nice cup of tea?
How about some Jasmine, a green tea flavoured with jasmine flowers
Maybe with a Oatmeal biscuit?
Ooh look at the time! Let's grab a cuppa eh?
How about some Kukicha, a Japanese green tea, made from the twigs
Maybe with a Custard cream biscuit?
Screen break! Whose turn is it to put the kettle on?
How about some Lapsang Souchong, a strong black tea, flavoured with pinewood smoke
Maybe with a Garibaldi biscuit?
"I must drink lots of tea or I cannot work. Tea unleashes the potential whcih slumbers in the depths of my soul" - Leo Tolstoy
How about some Yellow Tea, a variant of green tea, processed to reduce the colour
Maybe with a Lincoln biscuit?
"The effect of tea is cooling and as a beverage it is most suitable. It is especially fitting for persons of self-restraint and inner worth" - Lu Yu
How about some Puerh, a Chinese fermented black tea, very earthy
Maybe with a Custard cream biscuit?
"The effect of tea is cooling and as a beverage it is most suitable. It is especially fitting for persons of self-restraint and inner worth" - Lu Yu
How about some Assam, a popular black tea from north eastern India
Maybe with a Garibaldi biscuit?
I'll pop the kettle on, when did you last wash this mug?
How about some Gunpowder, a smoky green tea processed into pellets
Maybe with a Custard cream biscuit?
I have a biscuit but no tea. Time to fix that!
How about some English Breakfast, a blend of black teas, the most popular tea in the UK
Maybe with a Cornish fairing biscuit?
More tea Vicar?
How about some Gunpowder, a smoky green tea processed into pellets
Maybe with a Oatmeal biscuit?
"The first sip is joy, the second is gladness, the third is serenity, the fourth is madness, the fifth is ecstasy" - Jack Kerouac
How about some Oolong, a floral tea produced in China and Taiwan
Maybe with a Party ring biscuit?
Would you like some tea Father? Go on now..
How about some Assam, a popular black tea from north eastern India
Maybe with a Abernathy biscuit?
Put the kettle on, will you? It's time for a tea break!
How about some Matcha, a traditional Japanese ceremonial green tea, ground from the whole leaf
Maybe with a Gingerbread biscuit?
I could just do with a cuppa, how about you?
How about some Nilgiri, a black tea from a lesser known Indian tea region
Maybe with a Charcoal biscuit?
I'll pop the kettle on, when did you last wash this mug?
How about some Silver Needles, a white tea, also known as Bai Hao Yinzhen
Maybe with a Teacake biscuit?
"Wouldn't it be dreadful to live in country where they didn't have tea?" - Noel Coward
How about some Hojicha, a roasted version of Japanese Bancha green tea
Maybe with a Abernathy biscuit?
Ooh look at the time! Let's grab a cuppa eh?
How about some Bancha, a Japanese green tea, rare outside Japan
Maybe with a Lincoln biscuit?
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one" - Ancient Chinese proverb
How about some Red Raspberry Leaf, a herbal infusion of dried raspberry leaves (not actually a tea)
Maybe with a Charcoal biscuit?
Ooh look at the time! Let's grab a cuppa eh?
How about some Red Raspberry Leaf, a herbal infusion of dried raspberry leaves (not actually a tea)
Maybe with a Custard cream biscuit?
Anyone fancy a wee break for tea?
How about some Yorkshire Gold, a blend of Assam, Kenyan & Rwandan teas, for the hard water in Yorkshire
Maybe with a Gingerbread biscuit?
Nearly done here, tea?
How about some Gunpowder, a smoky green tea processed into pellets
Maybe with a Lincoln biscuit?
"The path to heaven passes through a teapot" - Ancient proverb
How about some Fukamushi, a steamed green tea from Japan
Maybe with a Charcoal biscuit?
"I got nasty habits - I take tea at three" - Mick Jagger
How about some Keemun, a fruity black tea produced in the Chinese town of Qimen
Maybe with a Cornish fairing biscuit?
Kettle's on! Where did you put your mug?
How about some Earl Grey, a blend of black tea flavoured with bergamot
Maybe with a Malted Milk biscuit?
Screen break! Whose turn is it to put the kettle on?
How about some Earl Grey, a blend of black tea flavoured with bergamot
Maybe with a Fig roll biscuit?
Tea up! Who takes sugar again?
How about some Kukicha, a Japanese green tea, made from the twigs
Maybe with a Macaroon biscuit?
Kettle's on! Where did you put your mug?
How about some Jasmine, a green tea flavoured with jasmine flowers
Maybe with a Chocolate digestive biscuit?
"The effect of tea is cooling and as a beverage it is most suitable. It is especially fitting for persons of self-restraint and inner worth" - Lu Yu
How about some Kukicha, a Japanese green tea, made from the twigs
Maybe with a Abernathy biscuit?
"I got nasty habits - I take tea at three" - Mick Jagger
How about some Silver Needles, a white tea, also known as Bai Hao Yinzhen
Maybe with a Shortbread biscuit?
OK, time for something from the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser. Or a nice cup of tea. I vote for the latter.
How about some Lapsang Souchong, a strong black tea, flavoured with pinewood smoke
Maybe with a Rich tea biscuit?
"There is something in the nature of tea that leads us into a world of quiet contemplation of life" - Lin Yutang
How about some Darjeeling, a delicate black tea, from northern India
Maybe with a Gingerbread biscuit?
More tea Vicar?
How about some Rooibos, a herbal beverage (not actually a tea) from South Africa
Maybe with a Ginger snap biscuit?
Nearly done here, tea?
How about some Kukicha, a Japanese green tea, made from the twigs
Maybe with a Ginger snap biscuit?
"A cup of tea would restore my normality" - Douglas Adams
How about some Hojicha, a roasted version of Japanese Bancha green tea
Maybe with a Nice biscuit?
"While there is tea, there is hope" - Arthur Wing Pinero
How about some Puerh, a Chinese fermented black tea, very earthy
Maybe with a Charcoal biscuit?
Anyone fancy a wee break for tea?
How about some Yorkshire Gold, a blend of Assam, Kenyan & Rwandan teas, for the hard water in Yorkshire
Maybe with a Oatmeal biscuit?
Put the kettle on, will you? It's time for a tea break!
How about some Tieguanyin, a variety of Oolong tea, floral aroma
Maybe with a Oatmeal biscuit?
"Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book" - Bill Watterson
How about some Silver Needles, a white tea, also known as Bai Hao Yinzhen
Maybe with a Ginger snap biscuit?
Time for a tea break. Did you bring the biscuits?
How about some Keemun, a fruity black tea produced in the Chinese town of Qimen
Maybe with a Macaron biscuit?
Anyone fancy a wee break for tea?
How about some Keemun, a fruity black tea produced in the Chinese town of Qimen
Maybe with a Oatmeal biscuit?
"The path to heaven passes through a teapot" - Ancient proverb
How about some Ceylon, a rich black tea from the island of Sri Lanka
Maybe with a Malted Milk biscuit?
OK, time for something from the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser. Or a nice cup of tea. I vote for the latter.
How about some Rooibos, a herbal beverage (not actually a tea) from South Africa
Maybe with a Party ring biscuit?
I'll pop the kettle on, when did you last wash this mug?
How about some English Breakfast, a blend of black teas, the most popular tea in the UK
Maybe with a Abernathy biscuit?