Daniel Carosone

"average goose lays 3 golden eggs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average goose lays 0 golden eggs. Softbank Georg, who lives in slop & lays over 74 eggs each day, is an outlier adn should not have been valued

I'm going to sleep, anyone need anything?

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social chromakey backscatter, indicative of heavy photoshop use

@bstacey@icosahedron.website Median 22-minute A03 bear trap chapter delay factoid actually just statistical error. Millipedes Georg, who has 1000 legs and lives in a bear trap factory is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted. Chapters 241-879 now available.

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social also all the guys Jason Statham kills die of papercuts

@flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange NetBSD on a fully populated AlphaServer 8400 with lots and lots of solar panels overhead. And also a sparc tadpole for portable use.

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social it's worse than that, they'll be forced to use a cybertruck

I put #monsterdon in its own column, which means filtering it out of my home timeline. How that's going, every Monday:

@dgar@aus.social Wo, or Wo Not; there is no Twy

@futzle@old.mermaid.town hm. Picked users get side eye, where I am the user, but realised later it probably was intended as I will give other users side eye, which I wouldn't. I may have to vote thrice to correct this

@futzle@old.mermaid.town I know you don't actually need me to infodump, but also I don't actually need to explain why I learned about it reading zoneinfo files long ago.

@jpm@aus.social just beware when mercury is in retrograde

@futzle@old.mermaid.town these are actual timezones, created by actual timezoners. The have played us for absolute.. well, even more absolute fools when different states changed DST at different times.

@futzle@old.mermaid.town @joannaholman@aus.social I'm going to eat a meal entirely of mushrooms.

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net "Ask for forgiveness, not permission" is a statement that confirms your crimes are premeditated and undertaken with knowledge that they are crimes

@soph@grrl.me i know a lot of people, and one in particular, who will be very disappointed in this characterisation of their incredible efforts to make that feedback loop better for humans. Just like the sudden discovery that writing docs is worthwhile, actually, now that the audience is not. uuuuugh

@daedalus@eigenmagic.net @futzle@old.mermaid.town they outsource the powerpoint slides too

@futzle@old.mermaid.town IKYK I'd just use Miktrotik, and IKYK it will work. I'm curious why you wouldn't just use that (and perhaps you will now that this other experiment has gone awry, perhaps temporarily until someone works out the next jailbreak or whatever). I'm not actually asking why, you don't need to comment in more detail, but it seems like a project that could just be avoided.

@pelicangut@aus.social @futzle@old.mermaid.town @joannaholman@aus.social billionaires and cyanobacteria, because fuck those guys

@pelicangut@aus.social @futzle@old.mermaid.town @joannaholman@aus.social Oh dear. Oh no.

@brouhaha@mastodon.social My nipples explode with delight!

@futzle@old.mermaid.town @steadilyebbing@girlcock.club Here, this might help

@Unixbigot@aus.social yes and no. Yes, my fingers can (or could in ~1986 or so, I might need a little practice) No, for lack of phone or network in which to induce a meaningful result

@futzle@old.mermaid.town @Unixbigot@aus.social Exiting the TARDIS

@pjf@cloudisland.nz @aurynn@cloudisland.nz I gave this a try yesterday afternoon. Oops suddenly 3am. Thankyou and if I'm never seen again, send jerky

@rayotron@mstdn.social @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I'm a chronic Asymptotic and I feel like I'll never fully recover

@xssfox@cloudisland.nz actually I'm somewhat impressed / perplexed that apparently a relay can switch fast enough to maintain that balance.

@xssfox@cloudisland.nz segway mode

@mike@social.chinwag.org this is the kind of odd Anglo food I expect to be called "Weirdoshire pudding"

@technomancy@hey.hagelb.org every corporate finance department ever: looks around awkwardly

@futzle@old.mermaid.town @david@theblower.au I have been lucky, [compose] o o does the right thing. One can, of course, be more explicit: ℃, or even ℉ when under duress wrt font, well, this one (b612) seemingly gets it right at least.

@LovesTha@floss.social no, see, seeking is an active term.. passive income doesn't require lowering oneself to such menial levels

@jpm@aus.social @sendai@eigenmagic.net @gsuberland@chaos.social yes, realised timeline goes sideways as soon as i posted, ugh

@jpm@aus.social @sendai@eigenmagic.net @gsuberland@chaos.social spreadsheets, which is the same picture as battleships (edit: ugh, clearly i need more coffee)

@futzle@old.mermaid.town I agree, with the nerd-based complaint that "reverting" means something rather more like "undoing" than "replying" to me, so I disagree with the business-idiot usage

@futzle@old.mermaid.town indeed

@decryption@aus.social perhaps it's true and there are none bargains, without left beef

@mike@social.chinwag.org I just can't bring myself to watch it. I don't know how to explain that to 20-years-ago me, but the less they know about the future the better at this point.

@mike@social.chinwag.org That Leftism album is genuinely an all-time fave.

@David_Hollingworth@mastodon.social “We have been informed that no Instructure customers will be extorted as a result of this incident, publicly or otherwise,” Daly said. just indirectly, via increased insurance premiums

@wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social @hailey@hails.org not really specific to windows, or whatever they're actually doing here, but It's probably doing a fair bit of io wait, paging in the app and various libraries, especially for first use. Even if that's true, it's still reactive, and this suggests they're using a UI signal to predict imminent demand. Most of us would consider 1 a feature, and realise that we're going to have to wait regardless, but perhaps with nvme and other modern platforms, higher cpu clock can help pci get there sooner too? There's also nothing philosophically wrong with 2, though I have my doubts it makes a measurable difference.

@xssfox@cloudisland.nz the logical next step for triathlon

@mntmn@mastodon.social I would welcome beachball aliens too

@snurb@aoir.social so is this a nonorail?

@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net Fibonacci was a particularly slow runner.. lol

@CosmicRami@aus.social … by direct formation, at least. I assume BH of that mass can still arise from mergers. So the gap isn't forbidden, just very unlikely. I will read the article, after all the meetings