Blake C. Stacey

Everything sounds more plausible when it's according to the laser beam #Monsterdon

Hoping we have some clock wonks here on fedi who can just nerd out about all the different clock models in this title sequence and we can read them instead of watching the movie #Monsterdon

The movie just did a whippet #Monsterdon

Oh no, he's inserting the fool's ruby instead! #Monsterdon

Something's burned out. Looks like it's one of the grad students #Monsterdon

We have Psycho at home #monsterdon

"It's pronounced Eye-gon" #monsterdon

Daaaaa! DUN DUN DUNNNN (Nothing happens) #Monsterdon

Wow, that faint Just wow #monsterdon

"Feliz navi-DEAD!" says @tankgrrl@hachyderm.io#Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe #Monsterdon is a biweekly event in which we gather to discuss how to move a fox, a chicken, a bushel of grain and a cabbage across a river full of monsters

"Chakotay in a Santa Suit" is a real fever dream of a holodeck malfunction, ain't it #Monsterdon

Fortunately, we have Defunctland to explain what "E-ticket" used to mean #Monsterdon

And they fucked off onto the freeway, good night! #Monsterdon

OK, @tankgrrl@hachyderm.io walked into the next room and missed me dancing to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in Docs, fishnets, two layers of skirts, corset, collar, chains and USB key #Monsterdon

"Your friends will laugh. The Master will not approve" #monsterdon

"Do the jella jellyfish" Instructions unclear, did the coelenterate #monsterdon

That does not seem like enough ear protection #Monsterdon

(sits in chair backwards) You know who will come and make us disappear without warning like a comet in the night? Jesus, that's who #Monsterdon

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck" is the winning line of the movie so far #Monsterdon

Fortunately, the helicopter arrives to save us from the dialog #Monsterdon

BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME #Monsterdon

"The comet dust that you wash into the Bay / they drink at lunch in San Jose" #Monsterdon

This is so gloriously fucking bad #monsterdon

the writer's barely concealed fetish.jpg #Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz Even though they showed it twice! #Monsterdon

Mute if you wish to avoid my desperate silliness #Monsterdon

"But the circuits are unstable!" I can relate #Monsterdon

@nev@status.nevillepark.ca second-best line of the movie #Monsterdon

literally 1984 #Monsterdon

few terms can make zombies feel less threatening than "freaked-out" #Monsterdon

She just stole, like, $40 of movie theater candy #Monsterdon

Get you a girl who knows where the automatic weapons are stored #Monsterdon

🎶 tequila 🎶 #monsterdon

Who are all these people supposed to be? #monsterdon

Gonna try to #monsterdon typing on my phone again. Prepare for amusing typos

Video game high scores are serious business #Monsterdon

"To fight the Stuff, we built Stuff of our own" (cut to giant Jaeger Marshmallow Man) #Monsterdon

Double the jump scare, double the fun! #Monsterdon

I think Roland Voight had the same couch in the opening sequence of Hellraiser (2022) #Monsterdon

Arcade high score foreshadowing! #Monsterdon

compliment fail #Monsterdon

"There's nobody! No body! Mr. Boddy's body! It's gone!" #Monsterdon

Are people nicknamed "Chucky" any more? #Monsterdon

... OK, I just spend a lot of time thinking about Hellraiser (2022), all right #Monsterdon

Dun dun dun #Monsterdon

If she becomes Eve... goddamnit #Monsterdon

2 units photography for the low low price of 1 #monsterdon

I think my vaccine reaction fatigue left my brain juuutst the right amount of impaired for tonight's #monsterdon