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#IceCubesApp is completely borked on #ios27
bye
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@twostraws@mastodon.social i thought i was going crazy and was the only one. didn't know what was going on.
don't use the word #microslop
a throwback
#lesmis
so scam altman's company has been naughty once more?
https://www.macrumors.com/2026/07/10/apple-sues-openai/
#apple news is becoming such a weird app. i look at it and see all the AI touched faces in every photo and article sources no one has heard of and wonder what kind of team at apple is responsible for that user experience trash
glad I never went down the #gemini rabid rabbit hole
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sorry but @jnsgruk this is wrong and since your market research is flawed, the reality will be a community sunami-force backlash to remind #canonical who their users are.
can you imagine if every human working at #Meta walked out of their jobs today? humanity would be so much better off.
google starts scanning all your photos as new update goes live
never ever trust an adtech company--ever
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@Chloeg@mastodon.art personally i've moved to ivory. it's polished though there are some trade-offs. it is reliable at least.
free tip: if you eat something called siete taco tortilla chips, do not rub your eyeball afterwards
how bad does technology have to get? how much will we allow it to destroy the climate? every piece of modern tech and software is just going down the toilet, #UX -wise
this is getting ridiculous to the point of parody
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this discount bin movie has paid for itself multiple times over.
who'd you expect jon voight?
when head butting and whizzing releases stress
🔪🏴☠️✊🏽
on the other hand it is the song that pushes me to use carplay so that i can play my own playlist
i mean, of all the things AI can do... someone at #apple actually thought that extending frames should be a major feature?!
how does Craig F still have a job?
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@Logophant@social.vivaldi.net @Gargron@mastodon.social @Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net sync is why Vivaldi is great for multi-device use. i don't want to have to use different browsers depending upon my device. details: https://help.vivaldi.com/desktop/tools/sync/
watching animated clone wars ahead of star wars day
i've been quite happy with my beats studio pros--solid battery life, nice sound with atmos, spatial audio and head tracking. it may not have apple's h2 chip which would have provided better apple device switching integration, but that's ok.
anyways, I just realized I could charge it with my long iphone cable and anker charger fine while still watching TV with wireless bluetooth sound.
i'm late to the game i guess. for over the ear cans, they are solid. added wicked's ear cushion covers and i'm a happy music luv'n camper
in another like i would have been a cowboy or bandito -- but, here i am feeling the pain of all those on a saturday trying to fix that linux vulnerability over a glass of chard. 🥂
"george lucas thinks there is no point in resisting ai"
what am i even watching? a slow burn with too many jasons to keep track of. 🥱
#darkmatter s2e5
my chess experience taught me that you ladies start young setting up the rules for us and don't hesitate to bring out a padlock when necessary
interesting week dealing with cPanel and the copy.fail linux kernal exploits. i just want to design, not play whac-a-hacker-mole.
mitigations in place though.
not even sure if #Ubuntu fixed their end since canonical is being ddos'd.
why we can't have nice things.
head of product opens #chatgpt and requests summary ideas for his speech. 'you will slay talking about the Bruno Mars partnership' and well on your way to becoming CEO.
here we go.
reality: partnership is with thirty seconds to mars on their 2027 european tour
that sam altman fellow is all about quality products
c’est la vie
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@jbz@indieweb.social wow, no AI kill switch? guess my new recommendation will be Mint, LMDE. so long #Ubuntu from my recommended install list.
purdy was robbed but kittle brought it home
#niners
ce n’est pas ma tasse de the
#monarch had an interesting s2 ending. it was a fun watch if a little over the top. i'm looking forward to next season.
a mixup with jared lego’s band “30 seconds to mars” they say. no, not really a partnership with bruno mars.
brought to you by sam altman’s other ai company -- tools for humanity. just an AI tool that's supposed to verify humanness.
“your honor, i realized the fire alarm was annoying everyone, so i simply turned it off while the building burned down. you’re welcome,”
meta is currently testing “super sensing” ai glasses that will continuously record your life — taking photos every few seconds and constantly listening to your audio
to combat "led fatigue," executives plan to disable the recording light during always-on ai monitoring
are YOU still using #meta products in 2026?
eat laser clankers
actually squirrels are kidnapping me
more rumors about the birth of the budholes
airpods with cameras
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#privacy
> If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.
-- Ernesto Che Guevara
apple intelligence will offer the "wow" feature of extend framing to 'generate additional image content beyond the original frame'
they can't fix the keyboard in years of trying but will give us extended frames 🤣
it actually felt good to cancel disney and hulu today
i was more of another group, in shorts, but where the flames of bbq rose to great heights testing the endurance of reaching checkmate without breaking a sweat.