This is the cutest pine cone in the world, and you can’t prove me wrong. Just look at this adorable little thing.
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thethuthinnang
@photovotary@beige.party
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Fedi landing date:
5 Nov 2022
Favorite foods:
the darkest chocolate and the blackest coffee
Favorite tree:
Treebeard
Pollinators will pollinate. #photography
When I’m down my pup always looks at me as if to say, “Hey! Are you OK? Let’s go play!”
Your cult lacks originality. Try mine.
#SixWordStories
Don’t mind me. I’m just going for a stroll hand-in-hand with my good friend The Abyss. It showed up at 3AM and has decided to stay a while. Cheers! 😅
Good morning to everyone who thinks they’re special. 
Do birders have a lot of esoteric humor that non-birders would never understand? If so, dear birders, please try some of your jokes out on me. Thank you.
Feeling like you’re the only one who always changes the toilet paper roll.
Hot Blooded Foolishness
Fridaying like a Monday.
Polymarket but for elementary schoolers to bet on who's bringing Oreos in their lunch, whether pizza day will remain in rotation despite burgeoning gluten intolerance, whose macaroni art will feature prominently on the school bulletin board, etc.
Typed out a diatribe about the state of the music industry and then deleted it. It was for the best. 😅
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@RickiTarr I normally do not sleep through the night. But it just so happens that I DID sleep all night last night! I woke up this morning wondering how on earth I managed to sleep without waking up at least once to go pee. LOL
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@Elleaster@ohai.social Is that an Abyss Cloak you’re wearing? I hear they’re all the rage in Paris! Stunning! 
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@vlrny@disabled.social Definitely big spoon. But somehow it always finds a way to remain empty spoon. It’s magical!
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@Alice I'm not voting in this poll. My choice would have been, "Alice, you know exactly what you're doing." 😅
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@LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social Oh, you’re clearly special because you have nicknames. What’s your Abbie’s pet name for you?
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@NatureMC@mastodon.online I thought it was the annoying people at my office that came up with that word because they use it so often. LOL 😅 @kimlockhartga@beige.party @eclectech@things.uk
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@vlrny@disabled.social This gives the ISS a new meaning. It’s not just about Int’l Space Stations anymore.
Please stop using “unicorns” as a metaphor. It hurts their feelings.
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And is that a popsocket on the wall behind the cup? I guess that could be useful. @vagina_museum@masto.ai @pzmyers@freethought.online
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