pzmyers 🕷
Biologist at the University of Minnesota Morris. Atheist and loud about it. Feminist, the noisy kind. Antifa. Etc. Preferred pronouns: he/him.
I blog at http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula.
Bad science & medicine, pro-life edition.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/27/nothing-is-correct-in-this-illustration/
Of all the 80 year olds who should die, she wasn't one of them.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/25/no-not-dolly/
Spider-Man has a GoFundMe.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/24/support-your-friendly-neighborhood-spider-man/
I'm going to have to start believing that Spider-Man is real. This photo is straight out of a comic book.
Another 80 year old has died. Death keeps missing its target.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/26/now-tim-curry/
Double feature at the Morris Theater. One was delightful, the other sucked hard. Can you guess which is which?
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/29/friday-night-at-the-movies/
This is what shooting up hate does to you.
The pillow guy has formally and officially and finally lost the Minnesota primary. He has not conceded, so look forward to more whining forever and ever.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/28/its-over-mike/
Ken Ham takes a moment to tell us that Dolly Parton won't get into his heaven, because she thought love is love. Didn't she know that the guiding principle of Xianity is hate is hate?
Are you telling me that I failed to brainwash students after these decades of teaching?
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/26/oh-no-im-an-ineffective-brainwasher/
240 words as a pointless prelude to say maybe he will accuse me of something that he doesn't bother to state.
Jebus, but I hate this mealy-mouthed writing.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/26/i-detest-bad-writing/
I am looking forward to some hyper-violent cartoon destruction tonight.
Darline Graham is a symptom of an American disease.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/26/if-the-electorate-were-rational/
Don't be fooled by the bright and cheery exterior. My house actually looks like this, deep in its soul.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/25/another-sleepless-night/
I ain't afraid of no humanoid robot.
A meal fit for a Texas/Florida Republican!
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/26/eat-it-republicans/
Trump and Caligula have too much in common.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/28/its-another-incitatus-moment/
Porn scenario or horror story? It's from the Bible, it can be read either way.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/24/sex-tips-from-the-bible/
I walked outside, all by myself, unaided. Maybe I'm getting better!
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/25/i-went-outside-today/
One day done, 15 weeks to go.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/24/survival-day-one/
That hideous swollen lump is my knee. Trust me, it's getting better fast!
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/23/recovery-update/
Bible doofus uses the death of Craig Venter to say atheists will burn in hell and that all True Science™ supports the Bible, as he interprets it.
If you're an atheist, you can't answer this stupid question, apparently.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/24/what-is-the-meaning-of-life/
The rules are being rigged to favor contrarian assholes.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/24/idiots-demanding-special-status-for-being-idiots/
Monarchs in flight.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/27/how-about-a-pretty-video/
Our ancestors must have had a deeper spirituality than we do, given their appreciation of diversity.
I'm getting better! Don't euthanize me yet!
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/20/stirring-feebly-in-my-sick-bed/
It's OK, they intended to explode.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/05/23/they-meant-to-do-that/
I could have recorded about 6 hours of this spider torturing its prey. I was nice and just got a minute.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/08/25/grisly-horrible/
