Mr. Bruno

@DadaProvider@phpc.social I pick up lots of plastic bottles, cans. Once I found a soccer ball, still in pretty good shape! They had written contact info so I called and left a message. I told them I would leave it in the park bordering the lake.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com PLEASE pretend he's on the ballot and send the GOP packing!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "You just earned $0.00 in commission. Be aware there is also a $2.99 service charge. Thank you."

@stux@mstdn.social I'm surprised there's even a box. We call that shit "vaporware" in IT.

@stux@mstdn.social Can Petey be tested for a brain?

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I have spare time. Let's get this done!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social can I borrow $0M USD? I'll pay ya back next week.

@infobeautiful@vis.social Planet??? What did that mean?

@stux@mstdn.social all the fluff!

@heyheymomo@socel.net Ignore them a lot. The impunity of the sender expecting me to open their email!

@newsthump@mastodon.online I'm taking bets on Chump doing "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" during the event.

@fesshole@mastodon.social Oooo! Harsh! We have hard vigilante with mad skills here!

@Seilenos@queerspirituality.social poor Mr. Pillow

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Man. Jack. HARD NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social Fuckoffuary is officially the month set aside for frightened privileged white racist snowflakes.

@stux@mstdn.social I hope the mastodon mascot doesn't get any ideas!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Will you be my history teacher?

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt everyone should have a pet xenomorph.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I shall call him Atlas and love him for ever and ever.

@Seilenos@queerspirituality.social Daddy should be twice the size of everyone else.

@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social "the eye of the kitty"

@Nonilex@masto.ai Quite a chase!

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social I thought it was the Department of War now.

@DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social think of the birds!

@MarkAsser@beige.party What a childish egomaniac!

@CatEveryHour Is that a spellchecker?

@adminmagazine@hachyderm.io @makkes@hachyderm.io @forgejo@floss.social I had fun setting up a Forgejo runner on my home machine!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Do they make backpacks that look like skeletons?

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social is that a stylized Felix the Cat?

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Did you get fuckt? Eh? Eh??

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Do these fans of yours have kick-starters to enroll them in Sarcasm University? I want to contribute.

@almalinux@fosstodon.org Windoze has entered the chat.

@ojack @emptyflash @hydra Is Mystique?

@stux@mstdn.social Now granny shows him how to do it!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Now do one that's dildos.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "Be ungovernable!"

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Do they make fainting goats? They're greater.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Hells yah! Burnt fuck the out!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I have enough shit. I'll send it to anyone, free shipping anywhere in this universe.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Good ol' Rhonda.

@Jazone@theforkiverse.com @tanepiper@tane.codes It's the only way to be sure.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social did he ever have his mind? Ever?? You can't lose what you never had.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I love math! This is so helpful. I've just been dividing by purple.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "I'm in shape! Round IS a shape! Pick up a book, wouldja??"

@lowqualityfacts Just a normal day at the vet!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Appropriate for drivers and software developers alike!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social What about his infamous super-stink? He defeated Mister Mxyzptlk with his aroma!

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "Unless they wanted what we want! Or we can twist it that way."

@guilhernunes_@mastodon.art That'll fix it! Go to work!