Mark Lynch

@davey_cakes crack on ahead there lads, and give me a shout after the bubble bursts and you can’t do fuck all for yourselves because the companies running the chatbots to which you outsourced your cognitive abilities have literally ceased to exist. That is, assuming you’re still even capable of working a computer in any way, shape or form by then

@davidgerard@circumstances.run every time I read a Sam Altman quote I i) lose a fraction of in IQ point and ii) am struck by how much he clearly values the quantity of words emanating from his mouth over the quality of any meaning they might represent

@Daojoan all compounded by the fact that the vast majority of people uploading instructional videos are *monumentally fucking shit* at instructing. Teaching is a skill, and most people who try to do it just leave you wanting to punch them repeatedly for being so obliviously bad at it

@davidgerard platform designed to promote the proliferation of slop DDOSes itself with slop And yet no doubt this will *not* result in a lightbulb moment

@cstross@wandering.shop and where one of the fourth raccoon’s personalities *really* likes brown bears and is convinced that it is in fact one itself

@davidgerard@circumstances.run @benno@eigenmagic.net @brib@bribstodon.xyz the level of entitled indignation at the prospect of being charged the actual cost of their usage is a sight to behold

@aj @davey_cakes @nske is it too much to ask for OpenAI to fail to IPO because they’re buried in lawsuits over the massive liability exposure their bullshit generator has created for their customers? And for Altman’s reputation to be irreparably damaged in the process? A guy can dream 😜

@davey_cakes@mastodon.ie I cannot fathom how ostensibly intelligent people can’t grasp the simple fact that AI moves you from a model of “issue precise instructions to a computer which will execute them deterministically” to “write down what you want the computer to do in an imprecise language and hope to fuck that the layer you’ve put between you and your computer interprets that the way you meant it”. You are literally reduced to pleading with it to not fuck things up, with no guarantees

@hanscees @Daojoan as the owner of a black Labrador who religiously chases *every* squirrel in the local park on every visit, I find this relatable 😀

@thomholwerda @woe2you true, I’d have been more likely to end with “go fuck yourself” than “get help” tbh

@davidgerard@circumstances.run @silvermoon82@wandering.shop “Those are rookie numbers”

@icecolbeveridge@mathstodon.xyz @Rairii@labyrinth.zone to be fair, if Iran did manage to hit us-east-1, would anyone believe the ensuing outage was actually war-related, as opposed to business as usual for AWS? 😜

@nske @davey_cakes there’s hope yet 😀

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@catsalad@infosec.exchange I’d put “not having to use salesforce” in the basic needs category tbh. Easily the worst excuse for a web-based case management system it has ever been my misfortune to have to use in 25+ years in the industry

@jacqui76@mastodon.ie as a Meathman I must object in the strongest terms to your inclusion of a Cavan-related hashtag in a toot about a purely Meath venue. Whilst my ancestors were civilised and capable of such feats of engineering, those Cavan mucksavages likely couldn’t see past the end of whatever sheep they were bothering (and probably trying to charge it for the privilege, given how tight they are)

@ciaranmak@mastodon.ie @jacqui76@mastodon.ie just right. An island of culture and civilisation surrounded by jackeens, displaced jackeens (Louth), might as well be jackeens (Kildare), Biffos, wannabe Meath men (takes more than adding West, lads), the aforementioned mucksavages, and the less said about Monaghan the better…