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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀

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Larry "LAHosken" Hosken. He lives in #SanFrancisco. He writes code. He encodes and decodes. He likes wordplay and puzzlehunts. He loves everybody.

Toots computer programming nerdouts, photos of San Francisco, wordplay observations, puzzlehunt enthusiasm, and sundry miscellany.

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Joined November 20, 2022
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

A couple of things seen on my morning walk in #SanFrancisco:

Apollo's Dog Library, 6th Avenue between Fulton and Cabrillo.

Sidewalk chalk art near Hippie Hill: lemniscankh. uh, infinite life symbol or something

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

#SanFrancisco vandals are out of control.

#SFHellscape

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

The Outside Lands concert in #SanFrancisco was a while ago, but the city has yet to paint over the signage-mural things, so I got to enjoy these https://www.indeliblefunk.com/ signage-murals.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 3w ago

Some new-to-me sidewalk chalk art by Kal Zakzouk at 20th and Irving.

If it got you thinking "What's up with that triple yin-yang in amongst the eight trigrams?" Wikipedia had some related ideas: Tricolored Taeguk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taegeuk#Tricolored_taegeuk , Tibetan Gankyil https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gankyil . (or could be artist noodling around with designs, who knows (Making fun of wanna-be billionaires in search of "three commas"?))

#SanFrancisco

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

sharp jolt-y quake #SanFrancisco

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

Spotted some art on tree stumps around #SanFrancisco walking between SFPursuit sites this weekend.

The little blue house on the tall tree stump near the 19th Ave entrance to Golden Gate Park has a "For Sale" sign out plus American Gothic squirrels.

A Hello Kitty pussyhat on a not-so-tall tree stump near Arguello and Euclid.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

Rejoice, for I have updated the scored phrase and word lists at https://lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/frivolity/prog/phraser/, a.k.a. the Phraser project. I fed in recent data from Wikipedia, IMDB, the puzzles wiki, the Spread the Word crossword list, etc so it now knows of recent phenomena, e.g. that `the odyssey` is a thing. Oh, I guess it already knew about that one? But you get the idea; it has newer, fresher data.

It also has some old data that I couldn't get my hands on for a long time: the administrators of the Grand Theft Auto game fandom wiki exported data after several years of not doing that. Thus this version of the phrase list knows about character `franklin clinton`. I guess he's kind of a big deal in the game's story? I dunno, I don't play those games, and thus I rely on this phrase list if I want to fill in the blanks for f _ _ _ _ _ _ _ c _ _ _ _ _ _ (football coaches, Filipino cuisine, flathead catfish, Fanshawe College, Franklin Clinton).

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

New-to-me sidewalk art in #SanFrancisco 's Upper Haight, Page Street near Lyon.

A piece by Eclair Bandersnatch. In my pic, it looks like her hair eroded, but that's just my camera failing to depict glitter. Her hair had a lot of glitter.

An assemblage of toys.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@leigh@lgbtqia.space A computer can never do the time. Therefore, a computer must never do the crime.
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io @mattblaze@federate.social to be fair, that pond scum was longer than a skyscraper is tall
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

Some things I saw on my exercise walk in #SanFrancisco this morning:

Another Outside Lands leftover mural by Indelible Funk, this one advocating Music for the People.

When your home looks boring so you try to spice it up with a couple of Dr Seuss-esque helical topiary tree thingies, but fail to consult his works for a more lively color scheme.

Someone tore down flyers and painted over the remaining tape on a utility pole, but a San Francisco Crosstown Trails enthusiast already put a fresh pair of wayfinding stickers up.

My breakfast, because the Mastodon social network still encourages me to post four pictures at a time.

(Not seen: new Kal Zakzouk art. The chalk art at 20th/Irving has been the same design for nearly a month. I hope there's a benign reason for that.)

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

A fan of the #SanFrancisco Crosstown Trail posted his tribute "Straight Up," a walking route straight up the middle from the south side of SF up to the Golden Gate. Monday, I walked it… https://lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/new/2026/07/28/straight-up-route/

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

Today's https://www.minutecryptic.com/ by Ben Stuart, pretty darned amazing: "FIFA World Cup semifinals? Good excuse to miss work! (3)" #puzzle

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

@lzg@mastodon.social prepped for it by having my internet go out for a few hours this morning, blocking my usual view of the earth

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

About a month ago, I pointed out an "equine vine" wire-frame garden ornament thingy in Golden Gate Park. I dunno if it's worth seeking out, but if you do want to seek it out, then my location description "Kezar Stadium" wasn't so helpful—Kezar is a stadium-sized stadium, and is 99.9+% not this wire-frame garden ornament thingy. So I took some photos of Kezar Stadium and then scribbled annotations on them to help folks find this thing.

https://lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/new/2026/08/06/find-equine-vine/

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

RE: @verge@mastodon.social

"In another big change, veteran Googler Jeff Dean — the chief scientist of Google DeepMind and Google’s 30th employee — is leaving with Google Fellow Sanjay Ghemawat to form an AI-focused public benefit corporation called Discovery Loop."

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

Donated blood this morning. They asked me some new questions, interested in my recent contact with anyone with Ebola. 😬 Let's be careful out there, everybody.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

This "Gold Rush" #SFPursuit reminds me of https://www.munzee.com/ , a.k.a. "What if geocaching, but we can use QR codes?"

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

@lzg@mastodon.social Messier-Ashpool

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

Space filling curve, 8th+Irving St San Francisco

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

How to finish an #SFPursuit challenge in minutes^W years:

Attend elementary school a half block away. Get to know the neighborhood.

Write (the first draft of) The 2-Tone Game https://lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/frivolity/2tone/ , one of whose puzzles covered the relevant territory.

If you're failing to discern something through glare-y glass: give up, stand back, and consider what nearby establishments the Hours & Access notes might describe. Enter the first one you thought of. It's correct. Now you can figure out what you failed to see through glare-y glass.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

#SFPursuit

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

#USPol

"The AI czars have been Sacks, Burns, and Fall? are they doing a bit?" –Prestemon

https://blacksky.community/profile/did:plc:zsiieea4nujz6h7kh3vx5pqf/post/3mr7537u4wk2f

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

Some mighty nice sidewalk chalk art at Presidio Wall Park today, celebrating Phillip's birthday. I dunno know who did it; it's unsigned. Maybe, like, Phillip's grandma or something? #SanFrancisco

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

A year and a half after a truck hit a pedestrian at Parnassus and Stanyan, we finally got some speed humps on Parnassus Ave. They're very, uh, gradual? I suppose the city wanted to say they'd done something but didn't want to actually slow down traffic. Angry drivers might complain, and we mustn't have that. Hashtag Vision Zero, etc

#SanFrancisco

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Some new-to-me pretty-subtle #SanFrancisco #StreetArt this morning. Can I say it's "new to me" if I'm not sure I haven't walked right under it many times without noticing? I was walking down the Willard Street hill south of Parnassus Ave and thought "Eh, why isn't that crow moving?" And then I thought "Hey wait, why is a twig growing out of a utility pole?"

Compare and contrast: Two actual neighborhood ravens.

#corvid

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@owiecc @shadychars it's at https://shadycharacters.co.uk/feed/
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@frederic @mwichary Five simple words: "Accuracy above all else"
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Quantensalat@scicomm.xyz @andypiper@macaw.social it takes a while tho
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze@federate.social Now I'm wondering why you were recently reminded of this. Like, are there reports of a wave of burglaries that happened suspiciously around the same time a bunch of infosec academics lost their NSF grants?
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@alisonkiddle@mathstodon.xyz 10 heads, 1 in 1024: instantaneous. I, a stereotypical computer nerd have that one ingrained in the brain four sixes, 36 * 36. I'm pretty sure that's over a thousand, we're done. Oh wait, I, a stereotypical computer nerd, have gotten sloppy in distinguishing between 1000 and 1024. Now I am confident about nothing uh, okay, let's buckle down. 3*36 is uh 108 so yeah 36*36 > 1024. Whew! OK, we're done for reals this time a few seconds pass o hey, of _course_ 32^2 < 36^2. Why did I do that arithmetic in my head, ugh
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jgilbert gonna hang onto this handy list of bribe-able politicians in case i get in trouble later
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tehstu https://fedle.fedilab.app/leaderboard It's beautiful 🥲
Instance Leaderboard — Fedle
Fedle

Instance Leaderboard — Fedle

Top instances by average score (last 7 days, min 4 players)

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@daliazygas your tour guide spoke truly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Tower_(San_Francisco)
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@0xabad1dea anagrams to "edgelords spy" but i don't know what to do with this information
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

I continue to check my little dashboard of #SanFrancisco COVID numbers each morning to decide whether to go inside the local good-but-not-amazing sandwich shop. If you've been following me for a while, you might remember that I track three stats. I blog about it when some stat crosses from a pretty-safe value to a not-so-safe value or vice-versa; but first I wait a week after the stat crosses the pretty-safe-line to see if it stays on that side of the line. These stats are pretty noisy, and I don't want to blog "Everybody panic!" on Monday and then "Everybody stop panicking!" on Wednesday. Usually, things settle down within a week or two and then I do/don't blog about it as appropriate. But lately, stuff has been happening and not settling down. Below is a graph of how things have been going in SF for the last two months. A couple of stats have been bouncing up and down across the pretty-safe line for the past ~three weeks.

Yeah, it's weird that the COVID-in-wastewater stat was going down at the same time that the other stats were going up. It's not necessarily super-weird; if there's a surge, you don't necessarily see it in all the stats at the same time. But it's weird that SF's wastewater number was going down at the same time that California's overall wastewater number was going up; also at the same time that the overall San Francisco Bay Area's wastewater number was going up. Over the past few weeks, the California Department of Public Health, for all regions they track, has raised their level from "Very Low" to "Low". https://skylab.cdph.ca.gov/calwws/ ("Low" doesn't sound so bad until you remember that the Department is thinking in terms of "Have things gotten bad enough yet such that hospitals in the region are filling up and we should send patients to other regions?")

Anyhow, what have I been doing lately, indoor-sandwich-wise? As I did half a year ago https://lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/new/2026/02/06/continue-to-check-my-little-dashboard-SF/ , I'm still going inside places. But if these stats ever make up their mind on "up" vs "down" and choose "up," then I might restrict myself to getting sandwiches at Luke's Local, who will hand them to me through the window.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

Outside Lands is still two weeks away, but the temporary cell towers are already up and their diesel generators are in full roar. Meanwhile, at 20th and Irving, there's a new-to-me Kal Zakzouk sidewalk chalk piece:

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

@lzg@mastodon.social i heard "yuck" was in the name, so i keep my distance

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago

new from Sam Lavigne: "A form which calculates an individual’s 'income tax body count', or the total number of conflict-related deaths they have caused through their income tax contributions to the U.S. government."

https://income-tax-body-count.lav.io/

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 1mo ago

MRW Hallowe'en decorations are already up at the supermarket

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze I just say every other digit and let folks fill in the rest from context: 6-7
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@0xabad1dea thank you for the alt text; I wasn't really sure what i was looking at
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@wil sure, cucumber-colored vehicle, i get it
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ProPublica I'd love to read this after y'all settle with ProPublica Guild. Please re-post this link after that so I remember.
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago

@lcamtuf@infosec.exchange goodreads says "First published September 1, 1996"

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@NewsDesk@flipboard.social @AssociatedPress@flipboard.com "A tenuous ceasefire" oh indeed
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com /cc @TormentNexus@brands.town , relevant to your interests
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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 3w ago

huh. I got kinda-relevant advertising ‽on Tumblr‽ of all places. A "puzzle cafe" with those try-to-disassemble-this sliding iron shape thingies.

Trying to remember the last time I saw a relevant ad.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago

oh cool, the emergency room near me is in the news oh hoo boy wait hang on https://missionlocal.org/2026/05/ucsf-er-crisis-death-staffing-parnassus/

‘We can no longer pretend:’ Patients suffer at understaffed UCSF ER, providers say
Mission Local

‘We can no longer pretend:’ Patients suffer at understaffed UCSF ER, providers say

Providers at UCSF's Parnassus ER say understaffing has reached a crisis point. One described seeing patients dead on a gurney.

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LAHosken 🇺🇸👀 @lahosken@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze@federate.social I had to google it: "A Master of Laws (M.L. or LL.M.; Latin: Magister Legum or Legum Magister) is a postgraduate academic degree, pursued by those either holding an undergraduate academic law degree or a professional law degree." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_of_Laws
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