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Darryl Ramm

@darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

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116 Followers

140 Following

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Joined November 25, 2022

Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io Google is slipping, just think of the AdWords opportunity here of embedding Ads in Google AI products. Had Google been on the ball Alcoholic beverage companies and retailers could be bidding on ads for their products against a pre qualified pool of alcoholics.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social The lawyer looking into a Xenomorph Egg scene is going to be great.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@mmcknett@hachyderm.io @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Having to use regedit to get their starships out of dock was a perpetual embarrassment to Starfleet.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@deviantollam@defcon.social Microsoft has shit in their own bed. And they don't care.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social Punishment will be a higher IPO valuation.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@antongorlin@mastodon.art Skippy will fuck you up.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@racheltobac@infosec.exchange Just need to tweek my AI bot to keep selecting that option.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io His mistake was not investing larger amounts.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 4mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social While we are here, few American's know that their 120VAC NEMA 5-15 outlets were designed by Norwegian Edvard Munch.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@0xabad1dea @adrianco Somebody just has to type "continue" into the right co-pilot chat at Github.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 4mo ago

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@mattblaze@federate.social ...professor quietly checks other students papers for these mistakes. That could be quite a power-flex by the student if they thought others were relying on ChatGPT. So maybe points for that as well 🙂

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social BritBox. Oh great, I'll spend the rest of the day dreaming about being handcuffed and severely dealt with by Jane Tennyson.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@weirdestate Never send to know for whom the bulldozer tolls; It tolls for thee.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 8mo ago

Replying to on wien.rocks

@noheger@wien.rocks Great, users can't find a window corner because Apple design leadership could not find their ass with both hands.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 3mo ago

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@mattblaze@federate.social There are bathrooms inside that building crying out for "Trump" signage.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 5mo ago

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@siracusa@mastodon.social @atpfm@mastodon.social OK I need a Mac Pro tombstone shirt to go with my tear stained Believe collection. A t-shirt that makes fun of Liquid Glass would have been nice. My ideas there would not be wearable in polite company.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@weirdestate House will have an indoor pool, eventually.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Doh I meant to do both and got on a phone call and got all distracted. I love mechanical keyboards and and perpetually frustrated by vendors who claim Mac keyboard compatibility and only give a PC number pad. Also grew up using vt-100/vt-220 keyboards so there is that as well.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 5mo ago

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@aka_pugs@mastodon.social Bloody ripper UNIX port. Nobody named Bruce was involved.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 5mo ago

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@michi@wetdry.world All these competent Apple designers that Meta could have hired.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 5mo ago

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@skjeggtroll @pewnack @NanoRaptor The doctor travels to early 2000 planet earth and intersects a Layer Cake timeline compete with Daniel Craig playing the Daniel Craig character. The somewhat dense Doctor's assistant (played by Craig) keeps interrupting exclaiming they can't follow what is going on in this earth story.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 5mo ago

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@siracusa@mastodon.social Ah how did I miss that, probably too busy on the Believe t-shirts. Worn those to the Apple campus multiple times. It's funny how folks avoid commenting on them.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@marcoarment I'll be pretty surprised if that's the worse thing out of WWDC26.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Few people even inside Apple knew that Alan Dye's team was working on a Liquid Glass keyboard.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@molly0xfff Look I hate AI slop but I was bored so I asked Gemini to draw me SBF's mother as a toy helicopter. I'm impressed: the book on ethics was all it's doing. Gemini has snark.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social All better now.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Fixed it for you 🙂 Fixed my fix 🙁

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

Replying to on federate.social

@mattblaze@federate.social Roses are grayscale Violets are grayscale Complain about it and I will block you

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 8mo ago

@molly0xfff Jesus thinking... "maybe I'll return just to fuck with crypto bros".

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 3mo ago

My iPad is next to the doggo who is terrified of fireworks. It's playing Amazon Music's "Calming Music for Dogs" playlist. Not sure it helps much but it's a lot less worse than sedatives. Trying to control an 85lb dog that is off it's face drugged but is absolutely determined to get up and run around the house never worked well.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@cross @mattblaze As a space alien I just want to say I've been trapped on this planet now for decades, crash landed here while searching your solar system for orbiting teapots.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 3mo ago

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@joeress@mastodon.social Yeah, nah.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Close, needs more serious fireworks... https://youtu.be/wVIpJVUALSc?si=xx02J5HgscgQAz9q

Will It Blend? Thunder Snaps

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social There is unhappy Mac, and then there is really fucking unhappy Mac.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 5mo ago

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@stshank @mattblaze Seat on a bus? You sir get your own bed in a white van. 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Blah blah sqrt2 blah blah mm America: See the metric system is irrational.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@glc @molly0xfff Would it be illegal to force feed an elderly man three trays of pierrogi? Asking for a complete stranger.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 3mo ago

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@mattblaze@federate.social Dude was outsmarted by pond scum.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

Graham and McConnell. Come on God, you can do it, go for the double. ⚡

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 8mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 5mo ago

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@sixcolors Oh come on, it's not like a design focused company fucked this up.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I prefer to boost my antimater and gamma ray reserves by eating 🍌

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 4mo ago

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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Little Billy's parents were accountants and brought him a Game & Watch Excel Edition. Billy got beaten up at school a lot.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

It won't be wasted time.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@azonenberg@ioc.exchange @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social What just after the t-rex bites the lawyer in half?

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

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@oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io Wahoo. New EPYC sleds... can't wait for the old ones to appear on eBay as bargains for the home lab. Off now to set up the push notification on eBay.... ...mmm Oxide Computer has a whole different meaning on eBay.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 7mo ago

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@oxidecomputer@hachyderm.io Ah, the switch is the computer.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 2mo ago

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@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io Mmmmm tempura shishito peppers with tentsuyu sauce and Kirin beer.

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Darryl Ramm @darryl_ramm@hachyderm.io

· 6mo ago

A "DBL ESC" key would be handy for using TECO. Everybody used TECO, right?

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