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Juliette

@jrf_nl@phpc.social

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Citizen of earth.

980 Followers

297 Following

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Joined November 05, 2022

Twitter:

https://twitter.com/jrf_nl

GitHub:

https://github.com/jrfnl

Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2w ago

== Public announcement == At the end of each year, I do a huge round of funding open source projects (based on a % of my income for that year). Please be aware that projects which use GenAI in their development, will no longer qualify and will be actively excluded from funding, as I will not directly, or indirectly, participate in funding highly unethical tech which is destroying the planet and the soul of humanity. I will also replace any such OSS usage with #noAI alternatives. #noAI

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 1mo ago

Replying to

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I find anything marked with North/South/East/West much more confusing as it means you actually need to know your orientation at all times. I know this is a thing in the US, but it confuses the hell out of everyone else. And even in the US, I'd be on some highway going West, but then part of the highway was North-South oriented. Sorry, but that's just one big mind-f*ck. Give me a sign with a destination/direction any time.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Did you know that the EU is getting new banknotes ? And that you can have a say in what design these will have ? Take the survey and help shape the future of money in the EU! https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share/

surveys.ecb.europa.eu

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2w ago

Replying to

@Exakat@phpc.social Eh... hang on... you do know that the list() deprecation failed to get the required number of votes ? And therefore is NOT happening in PHP 8.6...

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2w ago

Replying to

@dseguy@phpc.social I presume that message was meant for me ? and yes, it is.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@bagder/117033719030821287 Typical. Good for you for declining. They should know better.

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@bagder@mastodon.social

As an Open Source person I am apparently expected to keep doing things for free so I get invited to participate in EU policy events in Brussels, with not even an attempt to offer me compensation for travel, lodging or time. So I decline.

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mastodon.social

daniel:// stenberg://: "As an Open Source person I am apparently expected…" - Mastodon

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange Would be great if the map included a date - as-in: "this is the status as of July 2026". Should help prevent people basing decisions on outdated information.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://phpc.social/@sebastian/117001358342074524 Nice write-up! To qualify a little: the original code already had a LOT of guardrails against exactly this situation. Those guardrails just failed to guard against a few exotic callback formats, which are very rarely used to begin with and even rarer to encounter in array keys. To be honest, I was flabbergasted that PHP even supported the callback format mentioned in the CVE and I'm not sure it even _should_ be supported by PHP. But as it is, the tool should be - and has been - fixed.

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Sebastian Bergmann

@sebastian@phpc.social

A security vulnerability in PHPCSUtils revealed an eval() call in a static analysis tool. Why disable_functions cannot reach eval(), and what a switch in the PHP engine to disable it could look like: https://phpunit.expert/articles/when-static-analysis-runs-your-code.html?ref=mastodon

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Sebastian Bergmann :phpunit:: "A security vulnerability in PHPCSUtils revealed a…" - PHP Community on Mastodon

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 1mo ago

@dseguy@phpc.social Some painfully lovely examples for your PHPWTF collection in this mail (the 3v4l examples): https://externals.io/message/132344#132364

[Concept] declare(strict_identifiers=1) - Externals

#externals - Opening PHP

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.ar.al/@aral/116968721543296161 For anyone who has never seen Aral's speech to the EU: go watch it now. Definitely worth your time.

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@aral@mastodon.ar.al

@sknob@mamot.fr @_elena@mastodon.social Just dropping this here from *checks the calendar* seven years ago: https://ar.al/2019/11/29/the-future-of-internet-regulation-at-the-european-parliament/ They know exactly what they’re doing. They were told it to their faces.

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Aral Balkan: "@sknob@mamot.fr @_elena@mastodon.social Just drop…" - Aral’s fediverse server

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@markusstaab@phpc.social I think you are overestimating the number of disciplined and motivated devs.... /cc @OndrejMirtes@phpc.social

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@tsturm@famichiki.jp Not just the cybersecurity team either...

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Released: PHPCompatibilitySymfony 2.0.0-alpha3 This release accounts for the latest changes in the Symfony polyfills as per the v1.41.0 release from yesterday. https://github.com/PHPCompatibility/PHPCompatibilitySymfony/releases/tag/2.0.0-alpha3

Release 2.0.0-alpha3 - 2026-07-29 · PHPCompatibility/PHPCompatibilitySymfony

PHPCompatibilitySymfonyPolyfillPHP74 ruleset: allow for changes related to ValueError handing as per polyfill-php74 version 1.41.0. PHPCompatibilitySymfonyPolyfillPHP83 ruleset: allow for changes r...

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Released: WordPressCS 3.4.1 This is a security release fixing an arbitrary code execution vulnerability. Users are advised to upgrade as soon as possible. Thanks go to FORIMOC for responsibly disclosing the vulnerability. https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress-Coding-Standards/releases/tag/3.4.1

Release 3.4.1 - 2026-07-27 · WordPress/WordPress-Coding-Standards

This is a security release and all users are advised to update their WordPressCS install as soon as possible. Changed The minimum required PHPCSUtils version to 1.2.3 (was 1.2.2). #2770 The minimu...

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/117044152429721421 No surprises here.

mhoye: "Some Stanford researchers dredged out the absolut…" - CoSocial

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@ramsey@phpc.social _sigh_ and this is why AI is a waste of time.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

FML By the time some medication has 7 (!!!) pages listing potential side-effects in small print, all in all approximately 350 different side-effects.... my brain no longer understands how that medication ever got approved for human usage.... Seriously people.... how ?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@naderman@phpc.social (((hug)))

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@MicroSFF@mastodon.art Which lottery though ?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@derickr@phpc.social Replied via DM.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Privacymatters/116986051448932773 Definitely not something I would ever encourage my journalist or activist friends to ever set up or do.... 😇

mastodon.social

@PrivacyMatters: "The U.S. Justice Department is prosecuting an Ame…" - Mastodon

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/116949021264396341 FFS ~~girls~~ ++women++

Kit Bashir: "Wait what? ETA: to everyone who said I mean “wom…" - Aus.Social

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

USPOL IranWar

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/117027455952916861 No surprise here. I mean, seriously, who the heck ever thought this was a good idea in the first place ? You know, didn't they ever stop to ask the question "What could go wrong ?" ????

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404 Media: "After the publication of this piece, Google sent …" - Mastodon

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@lhauser@mefi.social @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange a "Hague" is a well maintained hedge. But "Den Haag"/"The Hague" is colloquial. The town's real name is "'s Gravenhage", which basically means something along the lines of "the park of the earl" - or to be more precise "the hedges which surround the earl's hunting grounds".

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@lucp@toot.re Party with Pride A'dam ?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@Skoop@phpc.social @mwop@phpc.social @phpetra@phpc.social And if you make sure you have a 24 hour layover in Amsterdam along the way.... we'll be able to get to see you too! (and you know you have a place to stay if you do)

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Just finished running branch coverage locally for a particular project....

Yes, that's right. Took > 8 DAYS....

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@BenRiceM/116980424345560765 Can any of my German friends please explain what the heck is going on here ? This feels completely off.

mastodon.social

BenRiceM: "I’m just back from a trip to Germany to visit one…" - Mastodon

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social Ouch... feeling that a lot lately...

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

I didn't do too badly today, I must say.... #Polderprikker nummer 50 • 4921/5000 🟦1000 🟩999 🟩964 🟦1000 🟩958 https://polderprikker.nl/

Polderprikker - dagelijks Nederlands topospel

Prik elke dag 5 Nederlandse locaties zo nauwkeurig mogelijk op de kaart. Hoe goed ken jij Nederland?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@elazar@phpc.social Actually considering the timeline we're in, it might give you the chance to try again in a different timeline.... Hmm... Let me start looking into skydiving as a new hobby....

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@eunews/117035950202758563 I recall joining the protests against the US invasion law when the ICC was opened. Maybe it is time to resurrect Hogerhand ? https://web.archive.org/web/20121231031302/http://www.hogerhand.nl/home_e.html

mastodon.social

European News 🇪🇺: "African states pressured by US to leave the ICC …" - Mastodon

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@mwop@phpc.social @phpetra@phpc.social Guess we need a second photo to see that then ?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@phpetra@phpc.social @mwop@phpc.social Exactly that. Pics or it didn't happen ;-)

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@wikiyu@infosec.exchange Beats me.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net We live in trying times. I find that one thing that makes my timeline bearable is to follow the hashtag "dogsofmastodon". Maybe not exactly what you are looking for, but it could help a bit.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net I suppose so, if you consider their marketing department having gotten bolder. That's progress in some form, isn't it ?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 3w ago

Replying to

@ramon Yikes

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@phpetra@phpc.social @mwop@phpc.social Mom's cheat by painting their hair ;-)

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@elazar@phpc.social Brings the "If you fail, try and try again" saying to mind...

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@janl@narrativ.es @BenRiceM@mastodon.social Isn't that a bit extreme for a group of people who essentially broke into a building and did some vandalism ? I don't understand how the "terrorism" regime could reasonably be applied here. And even if it could, it didn't target Germany, so it still feels like all these measures are over the top. P.S.: and yes, I am fully aware these are mostly rhetorical questions and I suspect you have them too 🤔

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2w ago

Replying to

@Exakat@phpc.social Words are a lot more descriptive (and better searchable) than two characters - [] - which have widely different meanings depending on the context in which they are used. Let's not do silly things like deprecate them.

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@afilina@phpc.social Did they shift to vibecoding improvements to their own software ? It shows... 😅

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Not bad if I may say so myself.... 😎 #Polderprikker nummer 56 • 4854/5000 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟦1000 🟩997 🟨857 https://polderprikker.nl/

Polderprikker - dagelijks Nederlands topospel

Prik elke dag 5 Nederlandse locaties zo nauwkeurig mogelijk op de kaart. Hoe goed ken jij Nederland?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 1w ago

"Kinderverdriet"

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2w ago

Replying to

@sebastian@phpc.social @markusstaab@phpc.social I'm going to miss you both and wish you a great time!

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@elazar@phpc.social I like his thinking, but also believe he still has things tupsy-turvy. The question shouldn't be "what problem does this solve" from a *human* perspective. In my view, the question should be: what problem does a temporary human life solve from the perspective of eternal beings ?

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2w ago

Replying to

@ramiismail.com Painfully accurate of what is very likely to happen....

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Juliette @jrf_nl@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@saramg@fosstodon.org I suspect this is not exactly what you are looking for, but it's the closest I could find. /cc @deadlugosi@phpc.social

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