Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @gonzo@monads.online <p>pissing off garfunkel by “accidentally” calling him garfuckel</p> @gonzo@monads.online slimeman and garfuckle
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @georgespolitzer@monads.online <p>me</p> @georgespolitzer@monads.online they won't let me wear this one to work smh
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 6mo ago Replying to @milo@types.pl <p>502 baddie gateway</p> @milo@types.pl egirls dot gay
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 6mo ago Replying to @gonzo@monads.online @diogenes@monads.online oh my god he really did testify that he doesnt kno if afroman actually fucked his wife lmao @gonzo@monads.online @diogenes@monads.online im losing my mind, imagine being uncertain of such a thing
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 4mo ago Replying to @kate@shrike.club @kate@shrike.club first they came for the diesel supply for shrimp boats in alabama
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 4mo ago Replying to @amy@efdn.club <p>Do you think they have this on the wall at the Game Freak office and they hold up concept art to it and slide it back and forth with their brows furrowed</p> @amy@efdn.club "treat this level like underage" remains a buckwild way of saying that
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu <p class="quote-inline">RE: <a href="https://mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/116539480651545788" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/</span><span class="invisible">116539480651545788</span></a></p><p>you have reached your limit as a free comics user. to see the price of the burger sign in with a phone</p> @amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu fucked up that relatively speaking $10 isn't that bad for a burger these days
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @selectric@tacobelllabs.net <p>tramp stamp idea</p> @selectric@tacobelllabs.net TBOX
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @Colophonscrawl@monads.online <p>Our long national nightmare is finally over. We made it to my first HRTiversary<br><a href="https://youtu.be/elueA2rofoo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtu.be/elueA2rofoo</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p> @Colophonscrawl@monads.online hell yeah may the fifth be with you
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @moth@lesbian.solutions <p>gay ppl in my phone i appreciate u</p> @moth@lesbian.solutions same to you moth
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @soft@normal.style <p>i had to witness this the other week so now you all have to, too</p> @soft@normal.style classic
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 9mo ago Replying to @PhoebeWallerPalladino@monads.online <p><a href="https://monads.online/tags/wheresmorrie" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>wheresmorrie</span></a></p> @PhoebeWallerPalladino@monads.online unfindable. disappeared forever
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @hexx@glaceon.social <p>im losing my shit</p> @hexx@glaceon.social time for the funniest lawsuit ever
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @timmy@goblin.camp <p>happy forth of twenty, here’s the ai weed vape</p> @timmy@goblin.camp moving to a vape puff based economy
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 6mo ago Replying to @ray@goblin.camp <p>Supergreatfriend remains my GOAT</p> @ray@goblin.camp lmao
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 7mo ago Replying to @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party <p>Hey folks, today's my birthday. Every boost = 1 american naval ship sunk to the bottom of the persian gulf</p> @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party happy birthday!
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 7mo ago Replying to @triz@normal.style it's 34 fluid ounces of beer with a dollop of boozy frostie and a mixed drink shot, if you were wondering @triz@normal.style i was wondering, thank you
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 10mo ago Replying to @hexx@glaceon.social @hexx@glaceon.social hell yeah
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 34mo ago Replying to @finn@surfin.dog <p>you do not, in fact, have to "hand it" to henry kissinger</p> @finn@surfin.dog too late to hand it* to him anyway *a lit stick of dynamite
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 7mo ago Replying to @shoofle@beach.city <p>Just found out about this <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://freesewing.social/@freesewing" class="u-url mention">@<span>freesewing</span></a></span> thing and it seems awesome??</p> @shoofle@beach.city @freesewing@freesewing.social@egirls.gay oh sick
Open post [PVF] f@gatha b!tchie @josie@egirls.gay · 5mo ago Replying to @kate@shrike.club <p>You can’t let yourself stop appreciating a bird because they’re common. If you don’t love seeing a robin your heart is dead</p> @kate@shrike.club any time a bird gets close enough that i can take a decent picture im overjoyed