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@triz I bake bread with men because it keeps me from getting constipated, and doing it at home keeps me from paying 9 dollars or more per man loaf at the grocery store
Anyway I came online to post one thing: this episode of taskmaster had a nearly naked guy crawl up to alex and lick yogurt off of his shoes and I had a lot of conflicting feelings about that. His sheer overselling of the humiliation of it nearly managed to make it briefly not horny. But really it would be impossible for it not to be.
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@Colophonscrawl@monads.online weird to post this phrased like he was not factually correct, which he is
Oh ha ha, just call me monster. Mr. Frankenstein was my dad
Guy responding to a compliment on his new dick after bottom surgery, pointing to his balls: "Thanks, it has pockets"
Its a beautiful day outside and I need to buy groceries but get this: i am so sleepy
There's a lot of squeamish moments on the show that I laugh off, and this might not have been the worst viscerally for me personally, but when I realized Alex Horne was letting contestants lick a pile of wet human teeth through a glory hole, I immediately thought 'he needs to be tried at the hague'
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It's interesting how some people sober from weed were huge stoners all into that culture and everything, then I'm like man I just liked experimenting with anything counter cultural and hanging out with other weirdos, then before I knew it I had an out of control addiction and I hated stoner culture the whole time. It was so cringe. I'm free. I'm free
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scallion pancakes should look like the left picture, not the right picture (in terms of how many scallions are there, not preparation)
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I'll never forget this thai place I went to that had something like scallion pancakes crossed with a fried dumpling. it was like a scallion pancake but stuffed with a huge amount of slightly fried green onions and came with multiple dipping sauces and it was the best thing in the whole world and I haven't seen it anywhere else
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this is like how the first sushi place i went to sold deep fried mochi ice cream and no other place has that. it's heartbreaking when you think something delicious is part of a general type of cuisine then you find out that it's only made by that one place you'll never eat at again
On clearance at the store was a jar of 'peach lavender earl grey jam' and im having it with my muffins and some brie. Very good
I DID go get groceries, and I'm glad I took the bus. Even though it's nice, I'm sore.
Good outfit for the warm day
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@funkula its amazing how many times I think someone is getting the bit only for them to immediately be like haha anyway no really, 5 dollars. Give it to me now. 5 dollars.
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@campbell@elekk.xyz I haven't been to one myself or know about that one in particular, but what I do know about them is my understanding is you don't have to dress up or do anything to prepare for them at all, you can just go and look around a bit. And if you enjoy it then next time you can do more. You can also get vendors names for costumes and stuff and see whats available, so by the next time its around you can decide if you want to buy a costume or anything for it.
Some visitors get in character, but if you're not working there you have no obligation to and nothing to prepare for. Just go and watch some events and look at the vendors and dressed up people. If you're interested enough to feel you would regret not ever having checked one out, you should go
Supergreatfriend remains my GOAT
Provincial health insurance should cover contacts because no matter how much I adjust my glasses or buy different kinds of glasses, they fall down my nose, and no matter how much I clean them they irritate my skin, and one day I am going to snap and cut my face off and throw it at a politician