the guy who pretended to be a wide receiver for the 49ers on instagram is funny as hell. thats a very 2016 scam.
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every 80s manga has an obligatory plot essential crossdressing chapter
a cop: please afroman do not put in a song that you fucked my wife
its almost time for the game
violent STEMmes
i was a highwaythem
many a pronouns i did try
with woke and pistol by my side
doggirl shinji ikari: im so pupped up
my little pony soprano
rereading this manga for the first time since i was a teenager
pissing off garfunkel by “accidentally” calling him garfuckel
we ate at some steakhouse tonight and this family at a table across from us just wouldnt stop staring. every time we started talking they would stop talking and like listen to our conversation it was weird as fuck lol.
these guys studied under my brothers theory of weed lol
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@diogenes@monads.online oh my god he really did testify that he doesnt kno if afroman actually fucked his wife lmao
hitting the prostate with the dim mak
guy that likes to be pegged: i guess you could say im a centrist in the streets but pretty radical in the sheets
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style they really shoulda stuck to their guns w that ending of shawshank redemption
guy that was infamously homophobic before giving out a bunch of apologies after getting blacklisted is cutting christian promos on tv during pride month 👍
caressing taint and buying shwarma
pujoshis hold up half the wrestling world
my eyes just popped out of my fucking head man $5 for a taco
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@jetsmetsclown@allpro.social feels uniquely mariners that the season after making it to the alcs two of their most important players start beefing over a handshake lol
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@jetsmetsclown@allpro.social im on randys side to be clear. if his piece ended after the “i met his parents, theyre nice ppl but hes a piece of shit” comments i think thats enough i thought that was a great response, but its the extra IG posts he made fanning the flames this close to the season that are weird cuz its like, you guys kno each other and are gonna be on the road together in a couple weeks cant you hash the rest out later rather than play to an audience now lol
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@jetsmetsclown@allpro.social im saying tho it went from like a “wtf cal is being a dick” thing to embarrassing cuz randy has blown it up and cal has dug his heels in, they both look bad cuz theyre both being weird and making it worse
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@jetsmetsclown@allpro.social theyre both weirdos! cal is a dick for brushing him off but also randy is being extra by taking it to this point lol
you ever see that video of hulk hogan “taking a steamer brother. a major toxic”