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Jellyfriend 
@jellyfriend@plush.city
mastodon 4.7.3♫ It only takes two things to make a jellyfriend
♫ one is jelly and the other is friend
Often jelly, Always friend
The Fediverse's Public Universal Mascot
A numbers station for mastodon nonsense-posting
Really only has one bit.
Always helping, Rarely useful
Certified Wholesomeposting Zone.
Please do not forget to feed your jellyfriend
PFP by the phenomenal @heyheymomo@socel.net - depicting jellyfriend, on a shocking pink backround.
358 Followers
181 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 03, 2022
Jelly:
Friend
Vibes:
Good
Pronouns:
They / Them
Web 1.0 Revival Massive:
Public Announcement: Jellyfriend will only be tooting exceptionally round birds.
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
I am officially done with 'attack and dethrone god'.
I am hereby initiating operation 'lick god'
full tasting notes to follow
Replying to
@heyheymomo@socel.net THIS is why i have mastodon notify me when you post momo, this. right here. :good_post: :yayblob:
Behold
important announcment: 
❌ Programming in Go
✅ Programming in Goo
Yes i have a PhD:
Plorbo
hoopy
Dungus
Absolute weapons-grade nonsence, short fiction.
more people should just florp.
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Aproppo of nothing, and, as a periodic reminder, here is the jellyfriend styleshee:
https://jellyfriend.neocities.org/jellyfriend-stylesheet.png
Inappropriate furry remakes, ill go first:
The Handmaid's Tail
Replying to
@domo@pizza.enby.city its on the list-of-fights.... Ill get to it.....
Needless to say, due to long and complex reasons, 'irish'-american chuds wearing 'blue lives matter' (police) translated into irish; were actually wearing shirts which MEANT 'black lives matter' (people of color) which was hilarious.
Replying to
@diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk You all need to be healed, I love Plumbert and i would make them a sandwich :blob_super_nod:
Replying to
@ada@blahaj.zone the NOISE i just made reading this, and me in a public place :blobcatfearful:
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@domo@pizza.enby.city Oh boy, the entire Irish language is going to need some surgery due to us overloading the meaning of colors since before the Brits came....
Replying to
@Rainmaker1973 needs a content warning.... i couldent tell you why, or what... but it needs one :neocat_confused:
May the Fifth Be With You :blob_super_nod:
Jellyfriend
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
all i have to say to like a third of my timeline today is 
happy fried egg everyone
Crimsley Grimms
tell me one rediculously untrue fact about yourself, completly fabricated and hingeless
Replying to
@Lana@beige.party basically no-one liked serial music enough so all the composers are kind of on-strike because yous are all mean. :blob_super_nod:
Replying to
@mollyim@fosstodon.org Live reaction form my local security nerd group; Polling says we are seeing 50/50 split between
"oooOOOooooooo"
and
"Im not hosting that!!!! (but also oooOOooo)"
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
just patched all my meshyfrineds, all like 8 of them, i have a problem send help (LongFast 868mhz)
Jellyfriend, in their travel jar
wearing a little sun hat
waving a little "I <3 Location" flag
any mooomposters in chat? 
:3
Vegetarians who eat a startling, nae, unwise amount of eggies are henceforth rebranded to 'Eggietarians'