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digiyote, digital yotie
@digiyote@orctavern.pub
mastodon 4.5.13🔞 Don't follow request unless you're also a freak pervert 🔞
Bio thing: I dabble in tons of stuff, like electronics, digital art, and photography, and ain't particularly good at any of 'em. I'm a hobby hoarder, always looking for more. Here's where I say to follow if any of that interests you, but in reality you'll just get shitposts and horny.
Stats:
‣ Unflappably cool and chill
‣ Computer gremlin by day
‣ Orc Tavern barkeep by night
‣ Gay gay homosexual gay
181 Followers
126 Following
22 Posts
Joined May 22, 2021
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🧙♂️ your software is now worse
Just because I'm not watching the Super Bowl doesn't mean I can't eat like I'm watching the Super Bowl
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
I didn't even know there was a comic thing today, I was gonna do this regardless
#art #digitalart #vector #polarbear
Ye olde medieval bidet (peasant with mouthful of water)
Avian furries when the mealworm bag comes out
Causing an OOM* error on those titties
*Out Of Milk
Software updon't
Replying to
@grickle@mstdn.social unfortunately I love her
More like Marie Can'toinette
Highway to the penis zone
Real ones remember the comic where Dr. Mario annihilates Bowser's prostate
If software is so good then why is there no hardware
Replying to
the Definitely Not Cursed Autumn Festival Where Someone DOESN'T Die Every Year
Nice try, Fortnite. Not even your cute furries can lure me. They probably don't even get naked.
Should've called them proctologists and cocktologists
Watched some old Kruggsmash. The ASCII tileset felt like coming home
I had a dream I woke up to a strange man in my apartment. He looked like a handyman and was in the middle of some work in the hall outside my bedroom. He had put some towels down, which was nice, but I realized they had come from inside my bedroom… where I was asleep. I greeted him and we had a little chuckle over the circumstances. He was quiet and a bit awkward. I put a reassuring hand on his shoulder and said, now die, and burned him to ash with my mind
How is my cat such a little