janusfox 🍅

Walking around in public with cargo shorts and compression socks. Peak dating material, clearly I am not.

I am a machine that turns [being cold] into [installing an alternator].

Watching Logan's Run, and I'm reminded that in the future all computers are made of dynamite.

As a computer expert, I agree with this design philosophy.

Why am I so agitated tonight? Just can't seem to calm down.

Oh right, I don't do a drugs. That's probably why.

I am just not sure where I went wrong. I'm not sick with anything, but there's a food clog in janus tube gamma.

Is this the winter's reduction in fruits and veggies catching up with me?

I've been eating salads and fiber and now I just feel *blugh*. Why can't my body just body?

Anyway, don't google this, but some of you know what "impaction" is and mother gravy I do not need that again.

TIL that screen mesh finer than 20x20 squares per inch is sold as "No-See-Ums" screen. Because that's what you call tiny insects. I guess.

I know when people are helping me I have to be way less picky.

I just don't know if I can ever not be "ruins $300 in lumber" picky.