On Pokemon Day, we celebrate the true meanings of the eeveelutions
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Matty Zero, foxalicious enby
@zerofox@plush.city
mastodon 4.7.3✭ renewable energy engineer & sci-fi writer ✭ vegan for the animals 🌱 ✭ enby fox punk 
✭ total trash mammal ✭
✭ full-time bagel hole spacetime mechanic & solar hooligan
✭ cool with all things nsfw, though I rarely post such 🔞
✭ dedicated partner to the world's bestest panda
✭ locked, but very open to follows :3
✭ header by @dancrescentwolf@pounced-on.me
✭ pfp by Meg James @meg@mastoart.social
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=^_^= (chaotic gud) 
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Joined April 18, 2023
pn:
they/them/it/etc (anything but he/she)
place:
denver, colorado
age:
some sorta millenial? Idk, in fox years I’m dead
Fresh tattoo! (From yesterday—Pokemon Day!)
This is actually a coverup of an old, faded tattoo I got right when I turned 18. In order to make it work, Umbreon had to hold the nonbinary flag kinda upside-down-ish (with black on top) and some other shading arrangements had to be pretty specific
I’m so happy with it though and can’t believe there was ever another tattoo underneath
Oh, shit it’s Friday? Pic is from last weekend at an sick Animal Art Crimes event, but fuck it, it’s Fursuit Friday!
seeing ai-generated solarpunk images is just the dumbest fucken thing
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2am waffles
foxes do be peein' tho
ahhh yass it's fucken snowing and sticking!
Normally I'm so ready for spring by this time, but we had like NO winter in Colorado this year, so bring on the fucken white stuff, hell yeah, let's do this!
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was in the pit the whole time
am sweat-drenched stimky fox
The cat puke at the top of the stairs
Which you think is a dog toy
And you kick down the stairs
Is a fun thing to do in the middle of the nite
Totally exhausted, mega eepy, headed to bed
Aaaaaand just remembered I have a pile of dye in my hair :neofox_blush_hide:
But stimky tired fox not wanna shower!!! :blobfoxdead:
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@matildalove@wetdry.world lmao but actually yes :neofox_aww:
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@owashe@meow.social @chirpbirb@meow.social the more “hoppy” the IPA, the higher the fox-based content
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@owashe@meow.social indeed! but few can claim such a caustic, deeply unpleasant output
fox peepee is the key ingredient in some of the most legendary, yet volatile and weird, alchemical creations
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@janusfox@animal.business waffles are great any time of the day, but 2am waffles have extra yum for some reason
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@basil_hare@floofy.tech mmmmmm i cont fell by dose
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@pixellight@pony.social yes, hi, you see, I needed startup inventory to launch my Snacks for Shoes program. You bring me the snacks, I give you the shoes back :neofox:
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@cynder_coyote@pawb.fun it was…something to behold, yes :blobfoxlurk:
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@basil_hare@floofy.tech this situation demanded a custom syllable pattern
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@ThistleArts@mastodon.art I love seeing all the amazing stuff people create, and fedi seems like the prime spot for indie goodness. Even if it’s not for me, I often pass on links to other fam or friends outside fedi when I feel it might be their vibe
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@wifwolf@packmates.org the sooner we all accept their gremlin nature, the sooner we can live with them in beautiful dissonant harmony :neofox_blep:
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@RodentRachel@plush.city thx!! it was a great show, an absolute blast