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@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org @Sempf@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange I heard the term "Three if's in a trench coat" and absolutely refuse to be moved.
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange I just asked uhmm...well, not to dox me but someone who literally wrote papers on spectroscopy. Like... a lot of papers.
We owe a lot of dual-core processors to their spectrospenis... which isn't the way you are supposed to say it but it annoys them so I do it anyway.
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange I have updates and they are NOT what I was anticipating my guys.
One guy laughed at me and said he was going to go ask his agent what it thought about that. 
Another one said, "You clearly do not understand AI" which I feel is window-throwing adjacent.
And then they started talking about nuances in AI and I left.
Another one said, "You clearly do not understand AI" which I feel is window-throwing adjacent.
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@EdCates@mastodon.social @thehole@dasforum.org @cR0w@infosec.exchange
So... good news, bad news.
Good news, new podcast idea....
Bad news... you're the host:
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@huronbikes@cyberplace.social @cR0w@infosec.exchange @EdCates@mastodon.social @thehole@dasforum.org
Just sayin... we could make so much money. I'll get on the mic and ask you dumb questions and you can just yell at me. We'll be rich.
I can take it.
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange
Attempting in the wild... please hold.
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange they said no.
Once it's cooked, it likely doesn't matter.
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@EdCates@mastodon.social @thehole@dasforum.org @cR0w@infosec.exchange jfc, it looks like their base is ~3k a year.
it's almost like a .sexy domain would guarantee traffic or something. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @huronbikes@cyberplace.social @EdCates@mastodon.social @thehole@dasforum.org
"Oooh, my computers are all making new sounds!"
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @rootwyrm@weird.autos @scottwilson@infosec.exchange Kids don't have a choice in this. If they are actively hostile, they'll be sent to retraining.
At this point, school is absolutely online. They get issued laptops from the schools and have their accounts setup for them without their approval.
I can't imagine they'll have even half the chances we had to become obfuscated. By the time they learn multiplication tables, they've been logging in/out of cloud services for years.
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @scottwilson@infosec.exchange In an article I was looking at it said they are revoking privileged keys for caution and reissuing some.
I'm curious how badly that is going to disrupt the teachers. I know some teachers are technical.
But we all have PTSD from having to explain tech to non-techs....
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @scottwilson@infosec.exchange 
And we all know how impervious to damage and inconvenience teens are.
The chaos and timing of this breach is like... almost perfect. As entrenched as kids are with tools like Google Drive, Canvas, etc. it doesn't shock me we have hits. We're trying to make kids in 6th grade carry the same level of responsibility as adults, who fail at it as well.
And we all know how impervious to damage and inconvenience teens are.
The chaos and timing of this breach is like... almost perfect. As entrenched as kids are with tools like Google Drive, Canvas, etc. it doesn't shock me we have hits. We're trying to make kids in 6th grade carry the same level of responsibility as adults, who fail at it as well.Replying to
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @rootwyrm@weird.autos @scottwilson@infosec.exchange think of the kids at hyper scale.
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @scottwilson@infosec.exchange
"Yes, I know Mrs. Jones, your password is this. But we talked about that, right? You have to use a new one..."
right at the end of the year when grades are due...
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange Singing to the choir...
They get really quiet about CERN and whatever kind of 5th Dimensional Hell they are summoning there... :flan_eyes_narrowed:
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange Also, supposedly "Light sabers" and various other cool things aren't technically feasible. But they make fucking plasma come into existence in the middle of the damn room so I don't understand why not. 😾
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@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org ARPG-style environment where you play K-rōw the embodiment of Corvids.
Fighting to establish your home and fight against the hawk-lords, you must collect shiny baubles, nesting & food for your society.
Choose between fighting as a singular spirit of focus (Fighter), or a murder of crows(Mage).
Space bar to "dash"/"flock"
L. Click: attack
R. Click: secondary attack
1 ~ 9: skills
Skilltree broken up by fighting types:
Big ass crow, slashing damage, big number single target damage, high health.
Murder of crows, swarm and damage over time ranged attacks, lower health but high resistance and evasion.
Unlock down the chain to gain more abilities, call in additional crow allies, buff/etc.
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @scottwilson@infosec.exchange silver linings!
And that one kid who sees what is happening and goes, "Wait... how does tha..." and then we get potential blue teamers!
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@cR0w Oh yeah, if this was true I would feel horrible. :flan_laugh:
I just have dark humor and remember literally banging my head on a desk for like ~10mins.
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@cR0w My apologies if I offended anyone. I was just being silly about how upsetting these issues can be.
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Everyone feeling like more stuff is just turning into robots asking you to clarify instructions?
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RE: @glnews_mirror@mastodon.hongkongers.net
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This is a bad decision. If this destroys their reputation completely - I hope the next company does better.
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@Sempf @GossiTheDog Agreed.
I know it's pedantic but Hanlon's razor works well here.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
I don't think the makers at Microsoft are an evil cabal trying to unwind their company. I think a bunch of short-sighted executive types have bad data and are making poor decisions.