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@cR0w@infosec.exchange oh cool, it's 2026 and we're still not validating and sanitizing user input. In a security product.
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Andrew Golding
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... big lizard in my back yard
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are we sure the title of this movie isn't "Lost in Time"?
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange I dunno, maybe not connect critical drive and navigation systems TO THE FUCKING INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME.
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@elebertus@eigenmagic.net @cR0w@infosec.exchange we should start a company and I'm only half-joking about this.
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange (miru.miyaku.media if you want some Monsterdon context but I can't promise it'll make more sense)
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange "Makes Catte Pleased"
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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io totally. Being able to produce a staggering amount of rather mid code (at best) might solve one problem someone somewhere has but holy heck does it wind up causing a whole bunch of subtle issues.
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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io different problem domain here but I see a lot of the code coming into the project I am working on with a bunch of "gold plating" that really doesn't serve much use and seems to be based in pretending to do a thing for reasons.
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Is this supposed to be an auction that was already referenced at the start of the movie? #monsterdon
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Is Dirk supposed to be Spiderman or something? what's going on with that shirt? #monsterdon
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the jaunty synth music is pretty nice, if not exactly indicative of the stakes. #monsterdon
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This guy just keeps getting hypnotized. Surprised his brain hasn't melted yet. #monsterdon
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@ajn142@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange would need an mcu with wireless (or without if you just want random pages triggered by nothing), a small battery, an enclosure, some small momentary switches, and maybe a speaker or piazzo buzzer.
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Did they actually Journey to the Center of Time? What is the Center of Time?
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Anyway, looks like it's over. I guess.
This ends a brief watch thread of Journey to the Center of Time.
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time catches up with us all
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I guess we get to rewatch the movie we just watched, for some reason?
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might have to set the time lab from defrost to reheat
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Narrator: Stanton does not, in fact, know what he is doing
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Guess we're mining now? At least it's not digging around in an actual scrap yard with the world's worst annoying robot.
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It appears that time travel operates on principles similar to adjusting the TV antenna at my Grandpa's trailer.
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Aww, the scientist guy got cast into the fires of Mount Doom by Frodo
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let's hope we don't overload the system this time... so hold off on the roman candles
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"we may be the Adam and Eve of a brave new world"
Someone wrote that line and was really proud of it.
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Stanton in the corner, my-preciousing to himself
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go home time lab, you're drunk
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange well can they fuck off to the future already so we can fix the present? asking for a friend.
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woo woo woo intensifies
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Setting time machine to defrost
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I hate it when someone sticks roman candles in my mainframe tape drives
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whoa, some time shit is definitely going down
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Who designs a door that opens in four angular directions at once? that's just asking for trouble.
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I too was lost when I came in here
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