If I ever see someone's head magically appear in my fireplace, I quit everything. I mean it. I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit, and in case I haven't made the point clearly, I quit. Also I'm leaving if that ever happens
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The Evil Chocolate Cookie
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I’m the evil chocolate cookie. I’m a streamer, internet radio broadcaster, podcaster, and a whole bunch of other goodies. I'm also a huge trivia nut. My life’s goal is to win 100 games on jeopardy. Look out Ken Jennings, I'm coming for your record.
I have also recently discovered I am #Plural but this account belongs only two the system host. I think that’s the right term anyway. The others have their own space because I don’t like to pry.
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@LockOrientation@tweesecake.social Or worse, people who never use the space bar
Could someone please explain to Merlin that a talking yo-yo, though it can fly back and hit you in the face, is not a weapon of mass destruction, or dangerous to someone who is literally a mortal, or working for Mordred, or any of those things? Like the worst. The thing is going to do is crack you in the knuckles or crack you in the face. It's literally not dangerous beyond that.
I feel sorry for anyone who ever has to play umbridge, but these audiobooks did a really good job with that casting too. Makes me want to punch that stupid character even more. I say lock umbridge in a room with Voldemort and come back 10 years later to see what you find
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Um, that has to be the funniest reason for a server outage I've ever heard, doubly so because I would totally do that.
I have good news and more good news. Good news. Item number one is I got my team talk password back. Good news. Item number two is because I got my team talk password back, we can actually use the darn thing
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@countrymetalhead@someplace.social is she going to make me want to kill her even more? Actually no, don't tell me, I have to see this for myself. When all of the full cast audiobooks were released I decided to stop where I was and start over with the full cast versions, so I'm not quite back to where I would normally be in the regular versions just yet, but I'm getting close. The only casting I have really had room to criticize has been Snape. I think they should have swapped that guy and the guy who played malfoy's dad because in my opinion Snape just sounds like a board used car salesman who really wants to go home. Also, Snape is such a hypocrite. Complains about being bullied when he was at school and then goes around bullying. Other students so much that one of them literally manifests him as their worst fear
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@esoteric_programmer now every time we'll of fortune comes on the TV, we have to mess with Merlin. We're like hey look Merlin, the alphabet costs money.
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So I just went looking through my archives to find the one-year date for when Morgan first decided to pop up. Well, when she first decided to pop up actually on the program. I'm thinking on that day I let her make the playlist as a kind of celebration, or as close to that day as I can since the dates don't fall on the same day of the week every single year. Poor thing was so shy at that point in time. She was just like everyone is going to be afraid of me and no one is going to want to know me. That reminds me. I owe some of you a massive thank you for helping me to realize why she never left and that it was okay for me to still care about her and to have her in my life. I think that's been a year. She's part of my life and she's going to stay. If I had been smart enough to have her with me when I was younger, maybe I wouldn't have done half of the stupid stuff I did because I was lonely and hurting and just didn't know what else to do because I felt like nobody was listening
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@LWorksGames I would go for VMware player or workstation if you can find it. Broadcom has made it notoriously difficult to locate these days. Virtualbox might be easier to find, but from what I've heard it doesn't play nice with any screen reader ever. As for what to put into the virtual machine, I would go for something like mint or one of its friends, simply because you don't actually have to install a whole bunch of stuff. The installer image is a live demo if you just want to play with it and see if it's for you.
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@esoteric_programmer and then Merlin is just like will you shut up?
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@prism@infosec.exchange @ppatel@mstdn.social @TheVoiceGuy@mastodon.au Auto tune can definitely be useful, but if used improperly, explosion alert
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@countrymetalhead@someplace.social Now I didn't know that. I don't really do magazines. The one I really liked got yanked in 2013. Computer magazine
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@prism@infosec.exchange My chromecast with google tv with a shit pile. Lag lag lag. Talkback unresponsive
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So my mastodon account is totally busted in tweesecake
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@Jage Rufus can bypass a lot of the crap too if you want to make a boot disk and do it that way.
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If something happens to me guys, question everything. The little princess has started her stuff again and been told to get out of the house, and now I don't know what's going to happen
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@Jage Got it. Just figured I would give the shortcut to no microsoft account and such
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@countrymetalhead@someplace.social And umbridge is even worse than Snape. Thanks to people on my feed not putting spoiler tags on their posts. Regarding the ending of the Half-Blood Prince, I now hate Snape even more than I thought possible, and umbrage is still worse
First of all, spoiler alert. If you haven't read it, stop reading out. Oh my God, did the system AI literally just turned Carl into a dog? I am laughing so hard, partly because Carl got turned into a dog and partly because donut is absolutely pissed.
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@maerlynofmiria Like I couldn't even find anything to do
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@prism@infosec.exchange So no better than the chromecast and I should not buy it, noted.
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@countrymetalhead@someplace.social Right? I can't hold it against them too much though because they've done so well with everybody else I've actually encountered. Voldemort is just straight up terrifying and sounds like he wants to creep into your bedroom at night and eat your soul. Moody is an all together. Different brand of terrifying. Worm tail Sounds like the crybaby he is. By the way, can I punch Percy Weasley in the nose? He clearly deserves it where I'm sitting
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@maerlynofmiria right
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@countrymetalhead@someplace.social We all know how Voldemort handles annoyances. It looks something like this. Avada kedavra
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@shefoof@someplace.social I've got a whole drawer full over here plus a few other ones in another drawer, and I have most of the sister products. Recently found out I'm missing one so I'm working on adding that to my collection
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@countrymetalhead@someplace.social Wait a minute, what? Have never understood the appeal of content like that. I mean I don't even know what's in the darn thing. I know it's supposed to be wildly inappropriate but I don't go in for content like that. If there's something in a book I'm already reading that's one thing, but I don't go chasing books just for that kind of content. No thanks
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@shefoof@someplace.social It's called a zing It. Came out in 1999 from Hasbro. It's kind of like bop It if you've ever heard of that, but in yoyo form.
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@countrymetalhead@someplace.social I grew up being told it was witchcraft and I wasn't allowed to read it. I'm reading it now whether anybody likes it or not. Also, cool trick, the spell they use for light actually works to turn on your phone's flashlight
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