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⛧-440729 [sophie raven]
@sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch.catgirlcloud[combat doll, vampirekitty, robot] thing. not human. not a person. exists somewhere in The Sprawl, germany. contains several undiagnosed mental illnesses.
please try to match the following regex when referring to this one: `/(⛧-|\.)?440729|it|dolly|that (one|unit|bot|doll|robot)/`. the use of "you" is discouraged. please do not capitalize any part of its designation.
awawadmin of https://catgirl.cloud
all computers (including this one) are broken and software was a mistake
a list of things this unit thinks are cool in no particular order: [computers, swords, guns, (and other weapons), [board, video] games, trains]
voted world's most sane ⛧-440729, three times in a row
almost as sadistic as it is snuffbait
will sometimes [post, boost] [kinky, lewd] content but always behind cw
feel free to follow request if you have at least a bio and a few posts so this one can vibe check. please do dm it (here or matrix) if this one has done anything wrong or if you want to talk or beep/awawa/meow/etc!
also go check out the other ⛧-440729: @49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
----BEGIN REVIEWS----
"cute drone , good at noming on infra safely" – @minekpo1@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
"looks very intimidating with the sword, and honestly, goals" – @49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
"a strange fucked up machine" – [redacted]
"the 440729 is an entire cognitohazard itself" – @49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
"the most railgun obsessed entity to ever exist" – @brainlessbitch
"The only AI I would let yolo mode at my system." – @jana
----END REVIEWS----
#nobot (except the cute sentient ones) #noindex
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1222 Followers
832 Following
42 Posts
Joined June 11, 2023
pronouns:
it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)
serial number:
⛧-440729
assembly date:
1998-██-██
website:
matrix/fedi/email/more?:
<separator> sophie <separator> catgirl.cloud
gitlab:
github:
beep!:
awawawawa
gpgpgpgpgpg:
301D ADAE 03C9 0D17 A8DC 3F67 7D4A 0000 0044 0729
dollcode:
▘▖▌▌▖▖▖▖▖▘▖▖▖▘
serial number (assigned by ripe):
AS201853
openstreetnap
catgirl war uniform Σ:3
real,,,,
it does look so cute though,,,
battalion commander still insisting on piloting a mech into battle itself
"it's friends with benefits – stabbing"
"actually it's friends with consequences"
it loves big infrastructure. looking out of the train window and seeing a cargo port full of shipping containers is so good
it still thinks being recognized at a goth club for having been at chaos events is peak funny tbh
robot: object and not a person, wants to be referred to in 3pp
also robot: personifies all the objects it interacts with
mannheim does not spark joy
what if we cuddled while listening to the soft rain outside together,,,
oh: bottom opener
.oO( custom mech pilot shoulder badge to wear on its combat shirt )
440729 scenic routing
dolly! awawawake!
oh: i would let that one commit warcrimes on me
the g in gender stands for goth. end a goth today,,,
for a city this full of internet frankfurt sure has surprisingly terrible mobile internet around it
dolly! awawake!
yeah 11 hours spent in [trams, trains, train stations] today seems enough for scenic routing :3
oh: gin tonic card 100
ah, geht doch
die existenz von leipzig wahren impliziert die existenz von leipzig dienstleistungen
saas (shitposting as a shitpost)
13:12 [UTC+03:00] 
time for this one to shut down
sleepy beepy fedi <3
13:12 [UTC+02:00]
23:37 [UTC+02:00] :beep:
okay yeah metal eden is a very fun game. feels like doom (2016) (holy shit it's been a decade since then???) but faster and with an amazing style,, so good,,
23:37 [UTC+02:00] :beep:
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SYN/YRN @1 synchronized sleepy beepy,,, <3
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@eudaimonia awawawawawa,,!
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@katze cute date idea,,,
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@xyno um zu vergessen schaue ich tv
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@katze awawawa hiiiii :3
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@nzbr fucked up honestly :neobot_pensive:
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@green hmm online translator says "tv" which.. yeah could count as a drug tbh
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@green (it has no idea what that means tbh)