dick_turpin

People will find this behaviour weird, but when one of you works nights, you've little time to communicate. You're leaving for work as they walk in the door, and vice versa. You have to blurt it out.

"Morning, Bubb, right.

The dog retrieved the cake he hid under the Hawthorn 3 days ago and ate it.

There are two sauces on the side, one for the potatoes, one for the chicken.

I've replaced the light bulb in the kitchen.

The dog has had his tablet. He seems a lot happier.

I'm off now, bye."

Regardless of where you stand on the death penalty, this has to be [mentally] horrific for everyone involved! Surely they don't intend to strap her to a table again at some stage?

Can you imagine the hospital staff?

"Oh, hi. We're bringing in an inmate; we tried to kill her, but it didn't work. Any chance you can get her fit and well so we can try again? Oh, and any chance we have a mooch through your medical cabinet to see if you've anything a little stronger?" 😱 🤯 💉

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8r6rjdvlx6o

I am currently being upgraded.
#Ubuntu-26-04LTS

My #Raspberrypi cluster is like a goldfish. It doesn't do a lot. I'm simply glad it's alive and healthy.
#clusterhat

And we survived a reboot.

I think that deserves a cup of tea!
#Raspberrypi #clusterhat #visualizer

pi@pi0:~ $ ansible all -i hosts -m shell -a "docker system prune -a -f --volumes" --become

Just freed up over 1.6 Gigabytes of disk space

That's two years' worth of junk from messing about. 🤣

#Clusterhat #DockerSwarm #Ansible

All I keep seeing and hearing today is #Labour MPs saying "We need to focus on making people's lives better." Who are these people they're focusing on? Because 22 months down the road, my life has not got any better since that useless shower came to power.
#Politics #UturnLabour #NoIdea

Distros that I miss.

Firefly Linux (Based on Arch)
White Box Linux (Based on Red Hat)
Linux Mandrake

Fixing playbooks and protecting Docker.

pi@pi0:~ $ sudo apt-mark hold docker-ce docker-ce-cli containerd.io

#Raspberrypi #ansible #ARMv6

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣....

Someone doesn't proofread their email. 🤦🏻‍♂️

HP ProDesk 400 G7 SFF

✔ Intel Core i5 10500 3.1ghz (up to 2.5ghz)

There's no love for old ARMv6 😢
#raspberrypi #pizero #github

VPN works. What more do I need?

Just opened the kitchen window and shouted at the apprentice:

"GET OFF MY LAND!"

That lad can multi-task! He managed to combine fear and confusion perfectly.

#EvilPete

Banana Republic

Ubuntu 20.04 LTS kicked me out of Google/Gmail

I haven't checked anything else yet, except uninstalling encfs, which a message window flagged as dodgy. 🤷🏻‍♂️

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣....

Your whole standpoint is based on what was stated in an email, and you give the email thread date instead of the actual email date.

#Idiot

Could today be Starmers' downfall? If it all kicks off, the press will blame him for letting the marches go ahead.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3d2ryyz0jzo

Hmm? Both gates are now open at work. Can't think why? 🤔

Last post about the Cluster hat, promise.

Updated the status page description. 🤣 🐟

#Raspberrypi #UptimeKuma