Chris Turnbow

@Stoned_Deva_@mas.to The canned salmon is likely to give scombroid poisoning as well, my wife got to have that experience this week

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Hey, he's packing it out, as instructed. "it". "out."

@tayfonay "Like it? Well, I don't see why I oughtn't to like it. Does a boy get a chance to whitewash a fence every day?"

@tuvix@social.vivaldi.net @Stoned_Deva_@mas.to In our case, the Whole Foods "365" brand of Alaskan pink salmon. Happily, the wife is okay.

@chrisgeidner@journa.host See this is incredible. The language of the 14th amendment is not really subject to interpretation. 9-0, without much reflection, seems to me correct

@cstross Reducing the text to the most common denominators?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Surely there is no other way to verify the presence of actual banana in the bread

@arstechnica Sorry to hear. Whatever one's opinion of the author, "The Hyperion Cantos" is some of the best science fiction ever written.

@tvaziri@mastodon.social ah ya got me :)

@mattblaze@federate.social @kims@mas.to @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I am now hoping that the quicksand genie did not hear you say that

@ErikUden this is not terrifying at all, nope

@QasimRashid Hard to argue against the notion that the people who create the wealth, deserve a fair portion of that wealth...

@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org May I please share this one with my team

@catsalad@infosec.exchange please tell me it is aligned to the equinoxes and solstices :D

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social brutal