josh buermann
"Man has survived hitherto because he was too ignorant to know how to realize his wishes. Now that he can realize them, he must either change them or perish."
Profile picture alt text: Nelson Mandela Muntz Sr anchoring the news and armpit farting at camera one, then turning to camera two with another breaking armpit fart.
The director of the Pentagon’s new “Economic Defense Unit” helped train four of the Saudi bonesaw operators who dismembered Jamal Khashoggi.
Israel is always innovating in its efforts to control collateral damage. For instance consider this week's quadruple-tap strike in Mayfadoun, which managed to murder paramedics from three separate ambulance services as each attempted in turn to rescue the last first responders.
"Every Black kid is now just standard put on Adderall, SSRIs, benzos, which are known to induce violence. Those kids are gonna have a chance to go [to one of my wellness farms] and be ‘reparented,'" Robert F Kennedy Jr explained on a podcast without explaining what "reparented" means, letting him off the hook two years later when a congress member asked him to explain it and he could blame his cocktail of toilet seat cocaine, crystal meth, heroin, and DMT.
Self-driving tech going so well I'm seeing billboards advertising at women to get into long haul trucking, a career with year after year 100+% turnover because working conditions are too miserly for the self-driving humans.
mar-a-lago face is for masking the ideological inbreeding of the master race
An incomplete catalog of Trump's projects to turn Washington DC back into a swamp.
https://www.readtangle.com/the-everything-everywhere-all-at-once-corruption-story/
The lab leakers are such vindictive blockheads.
"I’m beginning to regret having lived so long — because we’re going downhill."
https://www.statnews.com/2026/03/02/stanley-plotkin-profile-godfather-of-vaccines-worried/
"The 15 largest hospital systems charged an average of 282 percent more than the Medicare rate, the study found, resulting in $22 million in profit per hospital per year."
https://prospect.org/2026/05/08/corporate-hospitals-bilking-americans-gop-destroys-health-care/
Found myself calling a hotel to make a reservation yesterday when none of the websites could complete one, like the stack of bugs running the industry finally swallowed its servers.
"The Trump team said the economy was in a secret recession because it was dependent on health care jobs. Stephen Miran of the CEA and Secretary Bessent argued at the beginning of 2025 that “73% of all jobs created [during the Biden years] were due to government-adjacent sectors like [...] education and health care"... during the first 10 months of their administration... private education and health services were responsible for a comical 255% of all job growth."
https://newsletter.mikekonczal.com/p/the-irony-of-a-jobs-pickup-that-ends
It's kind of funny how much despair people can knot themselves up into without observing the elementary stripping of publishers' liability for promoting harmful speech.
Would this resurgence of orality be so awful if people with terrible things to say weren't being promoted as ubiquitous authorities? The race to the bottom of the discourse has been unhindered by consequence in novel, disregulated ways. It was a choice that Candace Owens became a public health authority.
https://thebaffler.com/salvos/we-used-to-read-things-in-this-country-mccormack

