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Inside you there are two wolves.

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Boss: Why haven't you done any of the work I gave you?

Me: What work?

Boss: From my emails!

Me: Oh, I deleted those.

Boss: WHAT?!

Me: I thought they were phishing attempts.

Boss: Why?

Me: The IT security training said typos and unexpected requests were clues to spot phishing.

#infosec #email #phishing

Me, in high school in the 1990s: hoping every class period would be just watching a video so I didn't have to learn anything.

Me, online in the 2020s: hoping none of these links will lead to watching a video because I want to learn something.

I was serious when I told you I stamp my best puns onto silver coins.

I mint what I said.

Sorry, can’t. Busy. This space isn’t going to stare off into itself.

It’s weird that there aren’t more Elon Musk stans defending him here.

Also, does anyone else have this autocorrect bug where it keeps replacing “fucking great” with “weird?”

TGIF: Thank God It’s Friday.

WTFIW: What The Fuck?! It’s Wednesday.

YES diggity.

I’m not wasting time on Mastodon, YOU’RE wasting time on Mastodon. I already posted this. I’m gone.

Them: No shoes, no shirt, no service!

Me: Oh, no service, please. I was gonna use the self-checkout, anyway. Thanks!

If your selection becomes stuck in the vending machine, do not rock the machine in an attempt to shake your purchase loose, as this may cause the the machine to tip over and crush you.

Instead, wait for the next visit of the technician who stocks and maintains the machine, and then tip it over on him.

Thanks! I do my best work when I should be doing something else.


#procrastination