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“I’m going to penetrate St Sebastian so hard.”
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mastodon 4.7.3Thinking man’s Triga. Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.
Expect kinkiness, geekiness, irreverence, interjections, hyperbole, litotes, inanity, and lust.
I’ve done my reading, but damned if it’s gonna be all that I talk about.
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Putting the class in class war
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This message was about giving tickets away. They're gone now.
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@twipped @darkphoenix I love this take, and I would add the market side of the equation that all of these companies (Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Meta) are all classed as growth stocks and they have nowhere logical to grow.
So they try to make them. Meta went on its own for VR. Apple is largely sitting out AI.
They’re simply blue chip companies now waiting to be disrupted, spending their owners cash buying the potential disrupters before they can be disrupted.
“The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in “blocs” with “family voting” to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is “sectarian” and we are in a crisis.
Hmmmmmm.” — James Ball for the New World #ukPol
Matteo Lane is hilarious live. And his biceps are very very visible in row V stalls. 👀
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@olivvybee@beehive.city @darkphoenix@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net this toot is 4d8 emotional damage.
I’m about to start working much closer to teams of Italians and I have been told I am going to offend them constantly with my candour.
Great. 😬
Good morning to the alarm monitoring system person who saw me walk by in my pants as I turned off the alarm after their system’s geofence fucked up, and my husband’s trip to the gym turned on the armed for away despite me very much still at home in the aforementioned pants.
I know it means nothing but the World Cup final is Adidas vs Adidas and the loser’s mop us is Nike vs Nike. Makes me chuckle to be fair.
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@lea @darkphoenix SAP consultants. Helping companies transition to German heavy manufacturing concerns since 1972.
I really appreciate how CAMP the Goa’uld are in Season 6. Licking their lips, the swagger, catwalk. Serving cunt.
You know you’re in for a wild ride of obfuscation when Starmer starts a sentence with “Let me be clear…” #ukPol
“There is a problem with your device. Let’s fix it.”
I assure you Microsoft, you and I disagree on what the fix for my work laptop would truly be.
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@rayckeith@techhub.social @darkphoenix@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net I just looked at this comment and was like « can Little Bobby Drop Tables have kids? »
The comic was published October 10, 2007. Bobby could indeed have kids in a crèche now. 🙃
What 3 Words has how many legitimate interest and non-rejectable linking cookies?
Burn that shit to the ground.
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@aphyr@woof.group my instance is suffering from the same thing. People’s externalities are driving me up the wall.
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@ricci@discuss.systems Jesus H Christ that’s massive. I’ve always objected to the « water use » reservations regarding data centres, but purely from a UK perspective where:
a) onsite generation is generally a no-no
b) evaporative cooling isn’t required, and generally a no-no
This hits home the difference in planning and land use regulations between the UK and US. This would never be considered here.
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@siege@masto.hackers.town I read this and couldn’t quite comprehend the concept and I had no knowledge of the names.
My brain thought it was being helpful with “maybe Foddy, Cuzzillo, and Herzog are just deep cut Muppet characters you’ve never heard of.”
Always surprised at the appalling running form on display so early in a marathon. Even amongst the people who have trained.
Who needs a running coach?
GET:
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RESPONSE:
status code 451
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@aphyr I wonder whether I want to sign up. I made the determination that my users might be UK domiciled but I don’t have target users as I have no sign ups and no intention of doing so.
Maybe? Sure? I’ll do it.
@rebane2001 @darkphoenix my money is on the bucket is a newer release than the s3.
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@revk yes. They absolutely can. But they shouldn’t because they don’t fine fucking corporates. It just becomes a circular firing squad of quangos where our taxes end up paying out.
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@ieatfog@mastodon.social below average by about a degree. (It’s 12 in Manchester, last 20 year average is 13°).
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@mattymedlyn @discobear I did. How did it go? I reckon a 9am start y'all should be done.
Why are there so many presumably smart people pretending that Hannah is the first working class woman from the north entering parliament? #ukPol
It’s great there’s more, but lord. She isn’t the first.
The IFG resignation timeline has been rolled out. #ukPol
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(it's raining enough that the pavements are wet, the soil is wet, everything outdoors is wet. For the first time in nearly 6 weeks.)
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@kuriko@wetdry.world @darkphoenix@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net oh god. This poll is harder than math is [invented/discovered].
@mjdxp you made me watch https://youtu.be/5hjoDOnzr5s Thank you for reminding me.
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@loren@flipping.rocks @darkphoenix@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net have you tried a new fad diet that wreaked havoc on your digestive system? You may be entitled to constipation.