One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"
Remote
Cromley
@VoiceofDuum@mindly.social
mastodon 4.5.18Bass. Occasionally other instruments and vocal parts. Part-time musician and audio engineer. Watcher of birds. Recovering former radio announcer, tech CEO, touring jazz singer; now IT business analyst (PMI-PBA, PMP). Career planning advice: ask someone else. He/him, UU.
"His physique, while not Olympian,"
- the LLM I programmed
451 Followers
519 Following
43 Posts
Joined November 30, 2022
Resist logo by:
Just My Toots:
Undiagnosed but:
somethin' ain't right
Will blather on about:
DEI, a cappella, science & nature, things Colorado
-
Hummingbird feeder finally hit big-time acceptance: broad-tails have started jousting over it
-
Co-worker I haven't always worked smoothly with just gave me EXCELLENT input on a technical project
-
First Hibiscus syriacus bloom of the season opened up this morning
OK who wants a sticker?
I have manifested these 6x6" vinyl stickers from a sweet design by @alipunk@thecanadian.social
DM me a US postal address and I'll mail one to you, no charge
If you feel like paying, I'll donate all gross receipts to the GoFundMe of a local family whose mom was recently released from a nine-month stint at the local ICE warehouse
Someone smarter than me please help.
https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/03/red-rocks-nasa-astronauts-artemis/?share=etmndsoecrtaisapseao
I don't understand why people keep repeating the claim that the Artemis II crew was the first to see the Moon's far side. Every Apollo pilot from 11-17 circled the moon repeatedly, so half of every orbit they were over the far side. Except for 13, of course, which used the moon's gravity to do a U-turn to return to Earth, which meant: the entire Apollo 13 crew saw the far side.
What am I missing
#space #Artemis #nasa
Replying to
@MistressCaution@fuckaas.space it's only debris if it's from the Bris region of France
Otherwise it's just sparkling flotsam
Replying to
@Mabande Awesome! I keep my collection of tarps in something similar
I am eyeballing that pallet too ... got a pallet-wood project this year and those planks look nice 😄
Deer mice are SO CUTE. Here's how not to let them kill you
Replying to
@NorcalGma2 @Bluedonkey
You've convinced me, I'm finding a home groomer too!
(we don't have pets)
Replying to
@seachanger@alaskan.social Wow, does that color even exist in SE AK? I want to be your eyeball cones this spring
Replying to
@inherentlee going to a conference there in June. If you haven't had any luck before then hit me up
Replying to
@Canadian_Eh@mas.to Alaskans liked Beavers too! Kind pilot let 15yo me handle some of the cruise segment on our way to a remote campsite in SE AK.
Awesome plane. Agree with @AinsleyLowbeer@mastodon.social about the growl of that radial.
Replying to
@SallyStrange Had the honor of seeing Robert, Sara, Brenda, and Bobby all perform at the Sheldon Concert Hall 30+ years ago.
"You will not become 'a better version of yourself.' That language is weak, therapeutic, and probably scented. You will become a more operational version of yourself—harder, sharper, cleaner, and visually undeniable."
Latest, for men, from #EagleTactical
https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/faceforge-ascension-protocol
Replying to
@alipunk
Anyone who hires him will want him to record on his own, so does he have a home studio?
If he wants to work up a portfolio he can volunteer for a reading-for-the-blind service to start
Replying to
@davefischer@hachyderm.io
Philip K Dick
not
Polycystic kidney disease
@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange#explaining
Replying to
@avlcharlie c'mon this calls for something something 3D printer something something robot
Replying to
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Life goals:
"Editor's note: This story has been updated with comments from ... Samantha Lawler."
😁
Replying to on turtleisland.social
@esantiestevan@turtleisland.social SIX justices, but otherwise yes
Replying to on mastodon.online
@annaghughes@mastodon.online That is 18 pounds of lap-panther
He rules
Replying to
@nekoewen@mastodon.social typed my senior thesis on a Selectric II. Had I known this was coming ... hell who knows I mighta chosen it I was a 22-year-old idiot
Replying to
@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk
This poster was once sold at the Holocaust Museum, but was never part of an exhibit.
Fact check: https://share.google/xakaVF1RXKOUw4qLd
Replying to
@QasimRashid@mastodon.social
Hey what about Thaddeus Stevens? Veronica Boland?
oh right Pennsylvanian Americans
"They have no prior history with Daniel. It’s just, truly a kid who saw someone in the hallway and thought they could help him."
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2026/apr/24/its-incredible-spokane-valley-teen-takes-it-upon-h/
RE: @404mediaco@mastodon.social
Yikes. Imagine your parent encountering this in the wild. It's coming
Replying to
@vees That was new to me; thanks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction_(psychology)#:~:text=8%5D-,Extinction%20burst