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Dave

@TheLancashireman@hostux.social
mastodon 4.6.8
  • Open on hostux.social

Originally from Lancashire, now living in Franken where there are far too many breweries to be good for my health.

Pronouns: usually he/him but I won't be offended if you use they/them or anything else.

See pinned toots for more drivel about me and alt text for avatar and profile images.

For current status:
finger dh@thelancashireman.org

140 Followers
106 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 14, 2022
Website:
https://thelancashireman.org/
Blog:
https://thelancashireman.org/blog/
Codeberg:
https://codeberg.org/TheLancashireman/
PGP key:
https://thelancashireman.org/pubkey.html
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@EUCommission And most importantly, without AI, with apps of my choosing from sources of my choosing, not google's
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@screwturn@mastodon.social @benroyce@mastodon.social @Daojoan@mastodon.social I kind of agree - except that it wasn't the AOLers that spoiled it, but the moneygrabbers. The internet as it was in the early days is still there, but the slop created by the moneygrabbers has buried it. LLM slop is just the latest kind of slop. I could go on, but the basic problem is that whenever someone tries to make money out of a service, enshittification is guaranteed.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ASprinkleofSage @renwillis @kibcol1049 So you *can* have your cake and eat it. 🤣
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mastodonmigration @monkeyborg How did you measure that productivity? (I assume your post is sarcastic)
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tito_swineflu Hard luck. The company I used to work for always recommended chrome for the in-house training, but I found that firefox worked better. I'm retired now - I can use whatever I like 🙃
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@maxleibman @Pettet8 Do the [mb]illionaires actually do any work at all?
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@foolishowl @maxleibman The aim of the game is to transfer some of those numbers into numbers for the public good.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@NormanDunbar @LaChasseuse I've got a black bin ...
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kibcol1049 A very happy unbirthday to you, Col
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@woozle@toot.cat @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social Isn't "Great Againlandia" what the rest of the world calls "West Denmark"? 🤣
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@etchedpixels @liw I think the serious control systems people (FBW aircraft, industrial controls etc.) would disagree with you there. I'd like to think the automotive people would be the same, but from what I've seen recently I fear not. 😠
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago

To all genealogists with connections in Ireland: the 1926 census went public today at https://nationalarchives.ie/

Republic of Ireland (Irish Free State) only - the 1926 census returns for Northern Ireland were destroyed during WW2.

#Genealogy #Ireland

National Archives

The National Archives of Ireland

Explore Ireland's rich historical records at The National Archives, preserving and providing access to vital documents from Ireland's past for all generations.

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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@virbonus@sueden.social I started out with BASIC using coding sheets. We had to send them by post then got the punched cards and the results from the first run about a week later. @BenAveling@infosec.exchange @Janeishly@mastodonapp.uk
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cstross Maybe just the feedback is missing. Even if I don't always click Boost or Favourite, I read all your toots. I read your blog when you toot a link, but I don't post comments there. I'm way behind with your books, but trying to catch up. So maybe here is a good place for connecting with readers.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@3fachverglast Looks like a song in the style of Right Said Fred ...
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@alxsim@ecoevo.social Small change request: should --> shall
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social The leader is a cult. Did I spell that right?
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jjacobsson@mastodon.gamedev.place Is Go the modern unicode version of APL? Does Go allow the em-dash in identifiers?
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99 Broke my rule of "No alt text => no boost" for this one.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cstross@wandering.shop @aeisenberg@cosocial.ca Idiolatry sounds like Trump-worshipping
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@benroyce The photo looks like slop. Nevertheless, Orban's apparent (lack of) enthusiasm is telling 😂
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@BlippyTheWonderSlug Hanging's too good for 'em.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to

@sixtus

Weder/noch ...

  • Hegseth lügt, wie wir alle schon wissen.
  • Iran sagt, was wir alle schon wissen.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@gb0n@avgeek.social "An announcement for passengers on Southwest flight 1234 to Somewhereville. Due to a technical problem with our 737-700, a replacement aircraft has been arranged and your flight will depart shortly. Please proceed immediately to gate 55"
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@spaf Sorry to hear that. I remember watching the charcoal-lighting videos many years ago.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@drukac 🤣 🤣 🤣 @NormanDunbar @LaChasseuse
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@PatternChaser@mas.to A pain in the arse when you're a genealogist 😜 #Genealogy
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Glad to know that dmr's home page is still being preserved, even though it tends to move around from time to time. Currently it's at Nokia. https://www.nokia.com/bell-labs/about/dennis-m-ritchie/
nokia.com
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to

@mcc@mastodon.social

Paper books have some advantages:

  • they don't need recharging
  • they work when the electricity supply fails (see parent toot)
  • they don't suddenly vanish on the whim of Bezos or some other billionaire
  • when you no longer need them you can donate them for a good cause
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@johnl@mastodon.social The administrators have deleted your post. 🤣
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@clickhere @maxleibman I think they were King Edward's. So now you know who to blame.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Catvalente@wandering.shop Despite everything: happy birthday 🎂
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@GeriAQuin@mstdn.social I don't see any possibility of *bad* repercussions. Certainly not for me.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@CassandraVerthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus tl;dr: three new shafts and two new heads, but it's still the same hammer.
en.wikipedia.org
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@davidnjoku 2/ I don't want to detract from the bravery of the Artemis crew. I wouldn't want to sit in a little cubicle on top of a tower of fuel that may or may not explode under control.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@valere Et voilà! https://thelancashireman.org/LatinMotto.html 🙃
thelancashireman.org

Latin motto

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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tito_swineflu *plonk* Just did "sudo apt remove google-chrome-stable" Now I need to remove it from /etc/apt/sources.list* Never use that heap of shit anyway.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@foone@digipres.club Convert to ASCII-art first 🙃
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 2mo ago

Got an email today from hi -at- socialdb.xyz:
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Your Mastodon profile is on SocialDB — claim it to receive paid sponsorship & collab requests.

S SocialDB

Brands want to sponsor you, Dave!
Dave
Dave ›
🐘 Mastodon influencer
View full listing →
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Rest is lifted from my profile.
It looks like their scraper mistook my finger handle for my email address.

"Influencer" - ROFL

Anyway, watch out. It has all the hallmarks of a scam

#Scam #Fake

hostux.social
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@spaf What's that in femtoparsecs? 🙃
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@edsullivan@sfba.social @georgetakei@universeodon.com That's an insult to the clam community. Vance doesn't even have the self-awareness of an entangled photon.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu Well done. One down, four to go.
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@mcc@mastodon.social One possible solution 🙃
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@theplaguedoc Where's the Weißwurst? 🙃
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@virbonus@sueden.social 😳 @BenAveling@infosec.exchange @Janeishly@mastodonapp.uk
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mighty_orbot@retro.pizza @GeriAQuin@mstdn.social Thanks!
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@BackFromTheDud 🤣
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Dave @TheLancashireman@hostux.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@BackFromTheDud How many saddles had to die to produce that soap? 😜
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