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@Newk@infosec.exchange
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So much to learn, so little time.

I was raised by the Internet: Sorry for my shitposts!

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Joined November 12, 2022
Profession:
#Cybersecurity Operations and #InfoSec Management
Maker:
#arduino #3dprinting #ctf
Passions:
#dad #dog #nature #books #foss
Outlook on life:
Completely disillusioned
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@jerry@infosec.exchange Once again you're introducing too much friction for our developers, Jerry. They need to be free like a bird on a freshly washed car. I know you'll understand!
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@vcdnrw Freiwillig oder gesetzliches Limit? Ich verstehe die Frage nicht ganz. Ist die Frage, ob ich ein Limit befürworte, dann ganz klar ja. Ist die Frage, ob ich mich ohne gesetzliches Limit an 120 halte, dann eher nein, weil ich die ganzen Vollidioten nicht im Kofferraum hängen haben will.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 4mo ago
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@courtcan@mastodon.social @TechTangents@dialup.space They'll just create a new product or slightly different version of this one and abandon the old one. I've seen it happen before.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@derpostillon So sehen Walsieger aus!
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@i0null It's water-gapped, nice.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@andre_meister Unsere VHS bietet den PC-Führerschein für Senioren an. Vielleicht sollten wir die mal dahinschicken.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@sandlapper37 ✊
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@malwaretech Fuck Mythos and marketing bullshit, but AI that immensely reduces time-to-exploit is real. Companies are not prepared for it.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@nerdherz Ich wär vor Lachen fast vom Dach gefallen.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 6mo ago
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@Impossible_PhD Could have asked before they took a picture of me. But it's beautiful nonetheless!
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 6mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Does the spaghekey have to be Barilla? I'm poor.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@tagesschau@ard.social Ich frag mich wie solche Leute schlafen.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@AnitaWorks9698@mastodon.social Solche Leute sind der Grund, warum auf Geschirrspülstabs "nicht essen" steht.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@pluralistic I hate this :(
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@nixCraft Why don't we take the best of both scenarios and have stupid humanoids on exercise bikes generate the energy for superior AI?
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@cR0w I hope the elephants didn't trample him too badly. Otherwise, he'll be worthless as a trophy for their collection.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@SecurityWriter Be a friend and delete prod so your backup team can finally test properly.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 6mo ago
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@tagesschau Kann Merz die nicht einfach mal in seinem Flugzeug mitnehmen?
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 6mo ago
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@heisec The D is silent! Wohl vor allem, wenn es um die Gründe für den spontanen Oster-Prank geht.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 7mo ago
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@sans_isc Ahahaha, today I was laughing uncontrollably when I listened to your pod. Loved the way you presented the Cisco story. Can't listen to it with a straight face, lol. HIghlight of my fucked up day at work.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 7mo ago
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@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange ✊
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 11mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Yes, but the same people have prolems understanding what fascist means.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 23mo ago
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@derpostillon@mastodon.social Nein, der letzte Satz ist leider unrichtig. Wir teilen den Planeten, daher ist es unser aller Problem. Dem Rest stimme ich aber uneingeschränkt zu.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 10mo ago
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@kagihq@mastodon.social Big fan of Kagi and your philosophy! I happily subscribe to the top tier to use Search and Assistant. One concern, though: please don't get lost in feature bloat. I hope you stick to the core services and perfect them!
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 17mo ago
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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io Oh yes, and that's the one skill I never officially learned.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Got tempted to try an #AI site once and was promptly disappointed. I guess that's what I deserve for opening the "AI 3D Model Generator" meshy.ai.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@a_watch Ah, McKinsey wird gesucht.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 20mo ago
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@modular@nrw.social Ja, das sollten wir tun.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@opensuse@fosstodon.org Just migrated my main laptop to @openSUSE Tumbleweed with KDE Plasma. And honestly it was the best decision in a while. 🦎 Rolling release, Btrfs snapshots as a safety net, rock-solid KDE integration, and everything just works. SMB shares, printer, VMs, Flatpaks and so much more all set up smoothly. Big thank you to the openSUSE community and everyone who contributes to this incredible distro. You're doing amazing work! ❤️
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 11mo ago
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@bagder@mastodon.social ✊
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@fluepke@chaos.social "VPN" kannst du eigentlich aus dem Statement streichen.
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@derpostillon 100% Volltreffer! ❤
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 22mo ago
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@Mastodon@mastodon.social What percentage of the profit will go to the project if I buy the plush toy?
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Newk @Newk@infosec.exchange
· 10mo ago
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@Gargron@mastodon.social You did great. Thank you for this place!
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