"You go on and put that mascara, girl!"
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Monsieur_Lepetit
@Monsieur_Lepetit@toot.community
mastodon 4.7.3"Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?"
58 Followers
234 Following
22 Posts
Joined November 16, 2022
Colour:
Deep Ruby
Body:
Full-bodied
Taste:
Liquorish
Aroma:
Pungent
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
OMG THE ANNOYED LOOK! 💀
All these toots will be lost in time, like tears in rain,
Time to :blobcatgooglyshrug:
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
Is this the Agile Coding I hear the young ones rave about?
Replying to
@aesthr
I hate it that this man compels me to violence
Replying to
@elfin
*then spends one hour trying to circumvent paywall*
Replying to
@RickiTarr@beige.party
"I came here to chew ethical and kick some profits. AND I'M ALL OUT OF ETHICAL!"
Data centers in the Middle East are safe now
This the weirdest timeline, where one needs to refrain from cheering for murderous Mollahs
Replying to
@GinevraCat @nixCraft
That smell is her own farts
Replying to
@futurebird
"Global Warming Meter: your are at tennisball on a scale of pea to grapefruit"
Boosted by @welcome@friends.deko.cloud
#introduction
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love, hoo, ooh
Please give Mitch McConnell a viking burial on the Reflecting Swamp
Boosted by @welcome@friends.deko.cloud
Boosted by @welcome@friends.deko.cloud
#introduction
I am the eye in the sky looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
Replying to
@catsalad@genealysis.social
Same energy as Microsoft Teams higher ups mandating RTO
Replying to
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
Explosive 💩?
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
"He plays 4D chess!"
"Not these ones. Oh, and bring a sick bucket"
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
"It's all fun and games as long as everybody got 10 fingers"
Replying to
@warandpeas@mastodon.social
"Why is that woman waving a PS Move Controller?"
Replying to
@davidho@mastodon.world
"Barman! A bottle of your finest whisky!"
"Can you pay cowboy?"
*flings 2TB card on counter*
"I can buy your goddamn saloon! Now pour!"
Replying to
@catsalad@mstdn.mx
Although it prefers to be called by it's nom de guerre: "Lethal Leche"