Open post campmccl @campmccl@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @Moltz@mastodon.social <p>John Moltz Enterprises is pleased to announce that it has acquired Apple for the low price of $20. As the new CEO I would like to assure customers that most operations will remain the same. With the big exception of government relations. And a bunch of App Store shit.</p> @Moltz@mastodon.social Fantastic news. While you're at it, would you also consider stopping ads on Maps?