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G.I. Robot :bc:

@GuyDudeman@beige.party
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Husband, father, anti-fascist robot and enjoyer of things.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️Ally/Accomplice

710 Followers
1352 Following
33 Posts
Joined September 16, 2023
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 1w ago
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@HG@beige.party You’re doing great, man. Proud of you!
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 2mo ago
I am currently rather enjoying my first read-through of the Discworld series by Sir Terry Pratchett. As of today, I am a stone's throw away from finishing Interesting Times and starting Maskerade (probably later tonight). The quote below was the first quote that I deemed worthy of retaining for posterity, upon my first reading of The Colour of Magic. ---------------------------------- "His was the air of one who is unjustly put upon, who is dreaded and feared, yet who is the only friend of the poor and the best doctor for the mortally wounded.... Death, although exceptionally busy at all times, decided that He now had a hobby." From: "The Colour of Magic" by Sir Terry Pratchett (1983) ---------------------------------- #discworld #colourofmagic #terrypratchett #sirterrypratchett #bookquotes #quotes #literaryquotes #reading #books #bookstodon #GNUTerryPratchett #death #rincewind #wizards
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social Cool.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Sorry. Don't mind me. I'm in california and about to hit the sack. Which is not a euphemism for cock and ball torture, but rather a euphemism for a pillow. It had it coming. Don't judge me. They're inanimate objects. I don't have time for this. Good night.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@jwildeboer @vicgrinberg @sundogplanets Having been blocked by a few folks after being accused of sea-lioning, I appreciate the effort to explain why you’re inclined to block someone before outright just blocking them. Some of us just are clueless but mean well. And the explanation helps us to understand and then change how we interact. It’s a very emotional experience thinking that you’re trying to be helpful or engaging in conversation and then being accused of doing something malicious and then you’re blocked without explanation. Thank you for making the effort. It really is helpful.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Got a new job and am doing the benefits sign-up. Texted my wife:

“Dong benefits! I need our socials!”

Apparently “dong” is more popular than “doing” according to my autocorrect?

Anyway, that was hilarious to explain.

Granted, there are benefits. For instance, I can go pee just about anywhere with minimal cleanup.

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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@isotope239@mastodon.online @internetsdairy@mastodon.art @megsouth@c.im @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I'm named after my two grandfathers. One was named William, the other Robert. I am Billy Bob. Literally. Y'all.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Morning? What are you, British??
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 8mo ago
https://substack.com/@50501/note/c-206232048 On 1/30 we are shutting it down, and, on 1/31, we are gathering across the country to demand ICE Out of Everywhere, permanently! To find or host an ICE Out of Everywhere National Day of Action event, go to the 1/31 ICE Out of Everywhere: https://www.fiftyfifty.one For more information about the ICE Out of Everywhere National Day of Action including flyers and our partnership form, go to the Shut ICE Down toolkit: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ixbiO1fAOlarb5Pje-ldc-54MFXG8bQIlxBnuzXLmvc/edit?tab=t.0 For more information on 1/30, go to https://nationalshutdown.org #nationalstrike #iceout #iceout4good #politics #uspol
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@chad You’re rad, dude. Sending this to everyone I know!
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 9mo ago
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@grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place This is the future. They don't realize it, but open source, federated, off-grid even, is the future. Meshtastic. Etc. We're going to be rebelling against these corporations from the inside and out. The boomers are retired. The GenXers are burnt out, it's our time to make changes.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party It sounds like it, but it isn't! (Hilarious, not an insult).
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 7mo ago
@sgtgary @tirrimas Hawaii here I come!
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 20mo ago
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@gruber@mastodon.social The news corporations didn't like it. Not one iota.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago

Well, #coffee? What do you think?

beige.party

beige.party

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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@N0dex014@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space @jrdepriest@infosec.exchange Yes. My next phone will be Linux.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@brian@beige.party It sounds like ghosts, probably.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 10mo ago
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@goinfawr @Nerde Anything?
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 20mo ago

Ok, if anyone is looking around and feeling like me, then you probably need these right now:

https://fixthenews.com/

https://reasonstobecheerful.world/

https://theprogressplaybook.com/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

https://www.positive.news/

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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 20mo ago
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@jwz @mathowie That’s my issue as well. I would much rather it somehow be a federated system like Mastodon or Matrix but with encryption or something.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 16mo ago
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@tuomas_h@mastodon.social THANK YOU! You are 100% correct.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 20mo ago
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@MxAlba I will never not boost this.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@pixelfed@mastodon.social @FedicaHQ@m.fedica.com Same thing here…
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 22mo ago
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@pikesley @TheBreadmonkey The nitrogen is for your chloroplasts.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Ok, this is being added to my repertoire:

"You fawning, hedgeborn, bat-fowling puttock!"

Walker describes fawning as “a response to a threat by becoming more appealing to the threat,” a mirroring or merging with others’ desires or expectations in order to diffuse conflict and find safety. We surrender our boundaries and lack assertiveness when we are fawning. We over accommodate, appease and submit to the very person or people who have harmed us.

Hedgeborn: Born under a hedge; lowborn

Bat-fowling is an archaic method of catching birds at night,[1] while they are at roost. The process involves lighting straw or torches near their roost. After awakening them from their roost, the birds fly toward the flames, where, being amazed, they are easily caught in nets, or beaten with bats. The phrase "beating about the bush" is said to be derived from this practice as the trapper's accomplices would go around the bushes to disturb the birds.[2] The practice was also called lanciatoia in Italy and a variation was called low-belling. The low-belling process involves approaching birds with bright lights and using cow bells, which the birds were accustomed to, to approach the birds up close and capture them with a long-handled net.

Puttock: A person likened to a bird of prey in being considered greedy, grasping, rapacious, etc.

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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Here’s a readable PDF version of this article. It make a great point about how boomers (and some Xers who are now looking at retirement) struggle with the idea of finding something to define themselves once they retire.

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hqhui678twiivm3d6ou7p/Psychology-says-the-reason-so-many-boomers-struggle-in-retirement-isn-t-laziness.pdf?rlkey=l2mdlecktj1zmwg7ksspurk79&st=vjtcad8n&dl=0 @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social

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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 10mo ago
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@Gargron@mastodon.social Cory's a good man. And thurrah. Ask him about Filepile someday.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 23mo ago
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@SpockResists@mastodon.social Socialism is the only way. Embrace it. Let’s do this. Stop moving the party to the right and start moving left.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@pixelfed@mastodon.social @FedicaHQ@m.fedica.com Any chance of fixing this username word wrapping issue?
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 23mo ago
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@Laloofah@mstdn.social @Barbramon1@mas.to @BrianJopek@mastodon.world If you’re talking about Jimmy Kimmel, I remember when he was just Jimmy The Sports Guy on Kevin & Bean. He’s the one who got Adam Corolla on the radio, during the “Bleeda in Reseda” boxing match between himself and Michael the Maintenance Man. My how the world has changed since then!
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 10mo ago
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@precariousmind@neopaquita.es @grumpy_website@mastodon.online Just sayin’… Steve was essentially gone starting in 2006.
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G.I. Robot :bc: @GuyDudeman@beige.party
· 9mo ago
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@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social There's a reason there's a qualifier before "intelligence".
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