G.I. Robot 
Husband, father, anti-fascist robot and enjoyer of things.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️Ally/Accomplice
Got a new job and am doing the benefits sign-up. Texted my wife:
“Dong benefits! I need our socials!”
Apparently “dong” is more popular than “doing” according to my autocorrect?
Anyway, that was hilarious to explain.
Granted, there are benefits. For instance, I can go pee just about anywhere with minimal cleanup.
Ok, if anyone is looking around and feeling like me, then you probably need these right now:
https://reasonstobecheerful.world/
https://theprogressplaybook.com/
Ok, this is being added to my repertoire:
"You fawning, hedgeborn, bat-fowling puttock!"
Walker describes fawning as “a response to a threat by becoming more appealing to the threat,” a mirroring or merging with others’ desires or expectations in order to diffuse conflict and find safety. We surrender our boundaries and lack assertiveness when we are fawning. We over accommodate, appease and submit to the very person or people who have harmed us.
Hedgeborn: Born under a hedge; lowborn
Bat-fowling is an archaic method of catching birds at night,[1] while they are at roost. The process involves lighting straw or torches near their roost. After awakening them from their roost, the birds fly toward the flames, where, being amazed, they are easily caught in nets, or beaten with bats. The phrase "beating about the bush" is said to be derived from this practice as the trapper's accomplices would go around the bushes to disturb the birds.[2] The practice was also called lanciatoia in Italy and a variation was called low-belling. The low-belling process involves approaching birds with bright lights and using cow bells, which the birds were accustomed to, to approach the birds up close and capture them with a long-handled net.
Puttock: A person likened to a bird of prey in being considered greedy, grasping, rapacious, etc.
Here’s a readable PDF version of this article. It make a great point about how boomers (and some Xers who are now looking at retirement) struggle with the idea of finding something to define themselves once they retire.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hqhui678twiivm3d6ou7p/Psychology-says-the-reason-so-many-boomers-struggle-in-retirement-isn-t-laziness.pdf?rlkey=l2mdlecktj1zmwg7ksspurk79&st=vjtcad8n&dl=0 @LisaWarnerLisaLuv@mastodon.social
