DOG'S LIFE
I wish I were a dog
I could jump on her lap
Kiss her face
And she'd laugh
Instead of screaming
#Audrey #PoultryCoroner
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5318008: BANNED IN BRITAIN
I'd just like to say
With the weather warming up
Hooray for Boobies!
#Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables #PoultryCoroner #Boobies #BoobiesOfMastodon #BannedInBritain
I don't know how to CW a poem about wanting to hang Nazis.
FATALISTIC, SIMPLISTIC
(Tick Tick Tick...)
It's bearable outside
This will change shortly
As the sun rises higher
It already sears where it hits
We're supposed to hit 40
100 for you Fahrenheit folk
This coming Thursday
Another spike in deaths
The old, and the frail
Collapsing
In the deadly heat
The coldest summer
for the rest of our lives
You're going to hear that a lot
Because it's true
There's talk about "the tipping point"
There's mention of 1.5 degrees
We've slopped over that edge
One and a half degrees
Doesn't sound like much, does it?
One and a half degrees
But nature isn't linear
It's all Fibonnacified
logarithmical
and fractal
Sea levels are rising
Ice Caps are melting
Storms are getting worse
Floods are coming more frequently
Weather patterns are changing
The base of the food pyramid withers
On a geologic or ecologic time scale
This is all happening
In the blink of an eye
My models all say Too Late!
My models indicate
my few remaining summers
will be uncomfortably hot
Thermal runaway, with deadly heat
And hungry
If I live longer
than another decade
Tho this could come quicker
Depending
As always, I must stress
I'm not an environmental scientist
And my math is questionable
At best
#PoultryCoroner
PEEP SHOW
There's a peep show
Running in my head
Constantly
It doesn't stop
Ever
Everyone
Has a part
#PoultryCoroner
I HAD A DREAM
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧
HAIKU 0850
I think about you
Far more often than I should
Mon petit chou chou
#Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🫧
WET DAYDREAM (Lewd)
ANOTHER DAYDREAM
Breakfast is done
Dessert is smoked, too
Synapses snapping
I'm thinking of you
Your feet tap tap tapping
The inside of my skull
As you dance
Bright coloured dancer
In mad tarantella
Arms waving wild
Steps helter skelter
Your feet tap tap tapping
The inside of my skull
As you dance
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆💃
CASSANDRA MEETS FERMI IN A DARK ALLEY
There are solutions
To the catastrophes upon us
The solutions
Are obvious
Are inconvenient
Are painful
Are monstrous
We refuse to wipe our own ass
So here we are
Descending into burning chaos
Smothering in our own shit
#PoultryCoroner
ODE TO A BOOGER
I love it when I pick my nose
And the booger has a string
A long, thick, gnarly mucous hose
Reaching almost to my brain
It feels so cool when it comes out
Sliding slowly through my sinus
Leaving me with little doubt
This was one of the finest
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆👃
CRAYONS
There are many colors
In my box of crayons
Not all are bright and shiny
Some are dark and gloomy
Some snarl and bite
But a great variety
Some are missing
I know where they are
I see the colors they draw
Beautiful hues under the horizon
But no longer mine
Others have been lost
Somewhere in the detritus of time
Never to be seen again
Some are locked in a box
Buried under my bed
Never seeing the light of day
Sometimes they break through
Into the palette of my dreams
#PoultryCoroner
EASY PEASY
There are easy answers
Unfortunately
Nice people
Are just too nice
To kill the bad guys
#Tanka #NotTanka #PoultryCoroner
NO DEBATE WITH KIERKEGAARD
I've stared into the abyss
The abyss stared back
No doubt I'm a monster
I have a plan, a pogrom, if you will
Against the rich
No doubt I'm a monster
Nazis, too, all dangling in a row
Shitting themselves as they twitch
No doubt I'm a monster
When all is said and done
It would have to be my turn
I, monster
Cart my carcass away
Let it rot
#PoultryCoroner
CASSANDRA YODELS INTO THE VOID
Sea levels are rising
By the mid 30s
Everyone will notice
Assuming everyone is still there
Droughts and heat waves
Are already commonplace
Storms are getting worse, too
It took a lot
To get it started
That metaphorical boulder
Atop that metaphorical hill
Here we are
That metaphorical boulder
Has started
It's coming down
Gathering speed
Gathering energy
It'll take a lot more effort
An ever growing amount more
Over an ever longer time period
To get it to stop
#PoultryCoroner
ODE TO SHIT
We've been taught to want shit
Disposable, plastic shit
Colorful, injection molded shit
For our kid's toys
For our disposable razors
For our bottle caps
For our food
For our clothing
For our money
For our souls
We smother ourselves in shit
Fill the world with shit
Fill the air with shit
Fill our screens with shit
Maybe I'm full of shit
Please, enjoy my shit
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆💩
IMAGINATIONLAND
I'm imagining
Inappropriate things
Involving you
In my imagination
You like it
A lot
#PoultryCoroner
BEE 🐝
My thoughts they went a'wanderin'
As they often do
Naturally they wandered
In a beeline straight to you
These thoughts were inappropriate
As they often are
Rather than elucidate
I put them in a jar
The jar is under my bed
The thoughts, they feed my dreams
Sighing ululations
And pillow muffled screams
#PoultryCoroner
UNTITLED 1950
Every day
I Think
Surely
This will be the thing
That brings it all crashing down
Surely
This open extortion and bribery
Surely
These atrocities by the Gestapo
Surely
This billionaire feeding frenzy
Surely
The American people will see
The sad rapist for what he is
But no
They want to be Nazis
Surely they know
What happens to Nazis
And stop calling me Shirley
#PoultryCoroner
EARTH ABIDES
The Earth will be fine
It'll continue to orbit the sun
Dancing with the moon
Content in its planetness
In four hundred million years
Some other species
Will be making wild theories
About the plastic layer
And sudden die-off in the fossil record
Then they'll kill themselves off, too
Just like us
Just like the ones before us:
I still think Chicxulub
was another civilizations' hubris
brought crashing down
☄️
#PoultryCoroner