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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange we have our own version of this in Spain, it's drunk brits and germans falling to their doom off of balconies, trying to land in the pool (aka balconing). We do have a leaderboard, tho! https://www.balcon.ing/

The Keychron K11 Max is one of the best, most comfortable keyboards ever manufactured. Change my mind. #mechanicalkeyboard #keyboard #keychron #ergomechkeyboards

@stux@mstdn.social I mean, as a photography nerd, the variable aperture camera seems neat. Still not paying camera money for _that_ camera tho.

@masek@infosec.exchange i want it to crash and burn so badly...

@woe2you@beige.party @LillyHerself@mastodon.social *visibly screams*.

@bagder@mastodon.social not the worst I've seen. On Windows, all the JS ecosystem (so essentially all the webdev ecosystem) and almost all async Rust I/O rely on the undocumented AFD NT API for readiness-based I/O.

@Techaltar my p6a was flawless and so is my p10p. I should go buy a lottery ticket lol.

@jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io today I couldn't click on the "commits" button in any PR or repo for over an our lol.

@dystroy@mastodon.dystroy.org maybe consider using an arena or a bumper allocator like bumpalo? It helps greatly with cache locality and makes allocations as fast as they can get. I'm currently working on a language parser, and I'm using it to store all the data of the AST, which is recursively-dependant. If you just use a bumper, remember you will be leaking memory if you need to resize vectors after allocating something else, so you need to be able to predict sizes on most cases or use two or more in tandem.

@nixCraft@mastodon.social isn't it just the NAND flash? IIRC Its controller is supposed to be inside the SoC, so you need to reprogram it to actually swap NAND flashes, but I don't know how feasible that is.

@Tutanota@mastodon.social I mean, they've confirmed it can be bypassed via ADB, tho it's kinda funny we'll have to rely on Shizuku or custom ROMs for sideloading. What disappoints me is that this is actually *not that bad* of an idea, considering what's going on w/ scams in many countries to old ppl; I really wish Google had instead tried to do this as a framework or open solution, such that alt stores could also provide dev verification (F-Droid is notorious for replacing dev signatures w/ their own).

@orhun@fosstodon.org Ohhhhh, I've been waiting for this for years!

@mo8it@fosstodon.org @alilleybrinker@hachyderm.io it's starting to remind me of those nonsense anti gun control arguments in America... Yeah Bjarne, shoot yourself and your memory with your assault rifle, whatever. Not teaching undergrads about raw C++ pointers until week 2 will prevent segfaults the same way teaching kids how guns work prevents shootings /s /s /s /s... Edit: to be completely clear just in case (I'm not very good w/ sarcasm), I'm completely in favor of gun control and banning assault weapons.

@alilleybrinker@hachyderm.io Bjarne? Of course it had to be Bjarne! Rust has made him lose his mind.

@bagder@mastodon.social (yes, the naming of the API is unfortunate nowadays)

@i0null@infosec.exchange mine's probly 30gb rn lol.

@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange wdym? I think the translator messed up a bit.

@zak@infosec.exchange so happy I got my hands on a Pixel 10 Pro last year. No way I'd be getting away with (absurdly, tbf) 16 GB on my phone this year lol.

@ThompsonArt@mastodon.art I think this one came out pretty nice huh. Excellent artwork you made!

@Tutanota@mastodon.social my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. That isn't integration, and your announcement is incredibly deceptive. Next time, at least try.

@Tutanota@mastodon.social google drive? ;)

@lobsters@mastodon.social so it essentially allows rebasing/cherry-picking without re-signing? That seems fine and intended.

@siracusa@mastodon.social so hard to watch the ipad segment of wwdc again this year, can't stand Federighi trying to sell it as revolutionary when it's still under bare minimum.