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John Cortexiphan

@yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
mastodon 4.5.18
  • Open on cloudisland.nz

A varietal that is hard to grow, rareish, tasty, over priced and dreadfully hip. Also heavy metal 🤘 , software, T1D and potty words.

243 Followers
327 Following
50 Posts
Joined May 13, 2020
Web:
https://www.yakmoo.se
RF:
ZL1YAK
Pronouns:
He/Him
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ketan@climatejustice.social but what about Rita Ora and looking for love!
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 1mo ago
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@evolutionise@cloudisland.nz how is art even a present … it’s like oxygen
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Have acquired new job. No more mid day naps, and long reads.
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@debe@mastodon.nz @Kay@mastodon.nz @irix@cloudisland.nz that head like a hole version is so good
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social @jackyan@mastodon.social it’s not even that it’s faster ….
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 1mo ago
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@occult@vox.ominous.net
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@rmi@cloudisland.nz that one dude who plugs shit in.
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@isaacfreeman@cloudisland.nz isn’t the idea to not rank the unpleasant ones … otherwise they can pick up your vote if it transfers? Or sis I miss something?
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@benchaotica@mastodon.nz @phil_stevens@mastodon.nz I’ve seen this movie…
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@IceNine@social.vivaldi.net @GruffHarding@mastodon.nz @jackyan@mastodon.social @BobLefridge@mastodon.nz as bad as a left handed screwdriver...
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@IceNine@social.vivaldi.net @GruffHarding@mastodon.nz @jackyan@mastodon.social @BobLefridge@mastodon.nz The engine in those turns the other way...
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@paw@mstdn.io @keoni@mastodon.nz sns still needs apns for Apple push, and firebase for android, for native push… everything else is just sparkling sms
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ThisCJ@mastodon.nz That is not how you are supposed to holiday ...
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@xssfox@cloudisland.nz and the less we talk about 15 year old John and the forklift I put into the back of a ute, the better.
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
That one person who recognises your Bitmap Brothers t-shirt 🕶️
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
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@irix@cloudisland.nz they ripoff toy designs and make a crappier knockoff version … Lego, nerf guns, what ever is interesting…
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@etchedpixels@mastodon.social I’ve seen this episode of Grand Designs
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
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@rmi@cloudisland.nz wait until they see python and how all those tabs gave a spreadsheet the power to burn the earth to a crisp and overthrow humanity…
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange that’s just an ipv6 adddess…..
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@duckalini@cloudisland.nz @errbufferoverfl@genericsocialmediapage.com for a few bucks of copper ugggggvh
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@emily_s@mastodon.me.uk aren’t duct tape and zip ties the same thing ……
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@talios@mastodon.nz these always seem like they should be solved problems… like how many ways can you actually do this? No wait. That’s a silly expectation
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@irix@cloudisland.nz typing pool…
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@paw@mstdn.io @keoni@mastodon.nz Ivory on iOS handles the push by them having a server that connects to your instance and consumes the feed and then uses the native push. So… interesting in where your data is going. Before it gets to you
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@paw@mstdn.io @keoni@mastodon.nz The native mastodon app takes a similar approach… and uses an app called toot-relay … all on GitHub. Likely similar approach in android.
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@pearofdoom@cloudisland.nz my nas is only 1gbit :( so kinda hard to test things full. But this was the wifi, which was okay… or I plug in a nic to a phone 🤣 … the 10g internal trunks are possibly over kill, but have a 2g fibre
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@pearofdoom@cloudisland.nz I got a bit carried away at home too… just added a wifi7 ap with 2.5g… it goes brrrrzzzzz
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Greville@mastodon.nz @phil_stevens@mastodon.nz why give a shit when you’ve got eternal afterlife waiting for you which will be much better than here…
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@xssfox@cloudisland.nz the script that the marketing person injects with gtm that pisses off the csp that was added for compliance that no one monitors
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@xssfox@cloudisland.nz ah yes. Nodes. Pesky
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@talios@mastodon.nz I’m a loser, so I’d pick one that follows the template rfc and isn’t just dumb strings so I can fuck around with a uri as a thing… maybe I’m damaged… but we always want to fuck around with a uri more than just making it … But now I’ve got a new life, and it involves more JavaScript than one should consider reasonable … worst timeline
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@nunomaduro@mastodon.social what is the underlying image processing coming from? Imagagick/gd or something else?
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 1w ago
Replying to
@Stevet@mastodon.nz @morganpyne@mastodon.nz they have also been fucking with the fittings recently to a weird quick connect one. and then some places give the oh-bubbles ones... instead.. just drank beer
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@rmi@cloudisland.nz ELI5 what schism ………..
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@aurynn@cloudisland.nz @rmi@cloudisland.nz and 3 eggs!
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@spudooli@mastodon.nz Not the boss anymore …
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@evolutionise@cloudisland.nz haha. Already napping.
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
So did JBhiFi get popped? Got a scam email last night that has all the signatures and signed brand identity stuff, effectively came from their mail domain. Only off thing in it was a phone number. Strikes me that sending a fully authenticated email via mailchimp is not a think that bad guys should be able to do….
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@spudooli@mastodon.nz weren’t yahoo still a search engine then?
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@aurynn@cloudisland.nz I’ve been using ghostty for the last while, but I’m not sure what it is actually doing for me, that normal terminal does. Probably just going to go back to terminal.app it never really hurt my feelings enough to care about alternatives..
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@paw@mstdn.io Dunning Kruger
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@rmi@cloudisland.nz oh. Dear
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2w ago
Replying to
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social nz kicks of dst next week. So that’s a thing …
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jordikroon@phpc.social dare I ask how you made that sausage?
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@grimalkina@mastodon.social just like a DLC…
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 2mo ago
Ram man! Give them head!
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@rmi@cloudisland.nz never mind... this does not need to live in my headspace …
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John Cortexiphan @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz
· 3mo ago
We must stirke the X-MEN at their most vulnrable… THE 1990s!
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