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Will Brien

@willb@infosec.exchange
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oh god are you reading my profile page right now
you are aren't you
this is weird

personally experienced eternal september
wonders why everyone keeps reinventing irc and newsgroups
strongly endorses caffeine in all forms and delivery methods
🇮🇪

all toots are mine, not $employer
all posts self-destruct
all your base are belong to us

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211 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 13, 2023
work hashtags:
#infosec #sysadmin #cybersecurity #cissp #work
non-work hashtags:
#itslunch #itsfriday #memes #shitpost #nowplaying #ireland #sportsball #yolo
github:
https://github.com/willbrien
linkedin:
haha no
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

just noticed while cleaning up old A records that my first domain name purchase ever ever ever has passed 10000 days registered

tooting this fact because my white-hot rage at the overarching ineptitude of Network Solutions is still just as radiantly fierce today as it was back in 1997

now going to lie down and think happy thoughts for a while

#sysadmin #dns #rant

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

I have now caught up on the toots and return to my coffee and the view #holidays #lastday #goodmorning

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

this Durex-branded vending machine outside an Italian pharmacy not only has multiple rows of condoms, but also has:

- lubrication gel
- urine testing containers
- some sort of THC testing kit (does it test your cannabis or does it test your urine? 🤔)
- a blood alcohol testing kit
- anti-diarrhoea medicine
- sore throat medicine
- cough suppressant
- expectorant
- erection pills
- feminine hygiene products
- plasters
- digital thermometer

no clue if this is standard operating procedure over here, but: well done random Italian pharmacy 👏

#holidays #vendingmachines #randompictures

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@Emily@infosec.exchange thank you for tooting these 👍 my opera experience starts and ends at bugs bunny cartoons tbh so this is exciting for me
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

zipping through my picture roll and found this pic from a tube journey in london, was genuinely unsure if this was a real advert 🤔 #infosec #randomthoughts

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

for all your superyacht and megayacht needs 🛥️ #random #holidays

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

there sure is a whole lot of italian being spoken here in italy, holy bejeeeez #ciao #grazie #scuzi #holidays

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

insubordinate and churlish

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@willb/116980007163656577 last one downed just now 🥳 took longer than expected but it got done had a brief Bart Simpson Squishee moment after slamming 4 in two minutes good times #nutrition #none #zero #zip #nada
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probability I will eat this entire pack during the next 48 hours: pretty good, actually
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@wafflesies@infosec.exchange “our users aren’t sure how to turn off or restart their workstations so we are going to make the entire lower right quadrant of their default screen a picture of a power button and it will be red so they can’t miss it”
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@wafflesies@infosec.exchange I’m not even mad that’s amazing
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1mo ago
sausage roll and a can of monster #breakfastofchampions
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
IT'S BETTER TO BE A GOOD PERSON THAN A FAMOUS PERSON Truisms, Jenny Holzer
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1mo ago
it’s monday morning and i am on a train headed to work and the wheel keeps on turning but goddamn it i am still here so we are going to call that a win - let’s go #randomthoughts #positivementalattitude #limes
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
I’m not sure what pertinent and relevant details are actually *in* this article on ESPN, but the headline is a winner #yoquiero #tacobell #maiwwage #sportsball https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49489536/drake-london-atlanta-falcons-engagement-sofia-gabay-taco-bell
espn.com
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@wafflesies@infosec.exchange you can hear the quality
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
true then, true now, but not today #sysadmin #lazy #ipv6 #nope #pass #busy
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@willb/117027175280415264 awake at 6am after cleaning 20 metres of stone wall yesterday and now searching the house for nurofen #old
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@gary_alderson@infosec.exchange I have reached this part of the article and I now have questions
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
heh #gottem #shitpost #itslunch
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1mo ago
i now want to find the person who installed the drainage in this gents and ask them about their job and their life and their dreams #plumbing #diy #randomthoughts
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@wafflesies@infosec.exchange good solid monitor with some real heft there, won’t let you down 👍 remember to lift with your knees
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
to Monster cans 🥂 the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems #caffeine #finallyawake
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
the weekend has arrived #itsfriday #letsgo #verypositiveattitude
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
note to self: pirate Run Lola Run tonight because that’s a good movie #reminders #nowplaying https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0130827/
imdb.com
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
old memes are old #shitpost
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
gotta admit… it’s still a banger #shitpost #epicsaxguy #memes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
this has been a test of the emergency shitposting system thank you for your cooperation #shitpost
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
this blog post is the steve yegge content everyone *should* be reading #borderlands #ai #itslunch https://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2012/03/borderlands-gun-collectors-club.html?m=1
steve-yegge.blogspot.com
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@kevinteljeur@mastodon.online was happily standing out in the very light mist earlier today, it was great
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1mo ago
ai types out here trying to re-create the high council from civ2, apparently #virtualstupidity #wtf https://github.com/SenteLabsAI/OpenExecutive
github.com
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
good news here for the UK and Ireland #notlow #shitpost #itslunch
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
it is now raining a bit here in Ireland #itshappening #wet
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@djb@social.shirow.net watched it on the laptop there I had forgotten about how much I like the musical choices in this movie The start of the final timeline when Lola descends the stairs and the end of the casino scene are both great Good stuff 👍
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
aaaaaand we’re done #shitpost
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
TGIF
@jpm@aus.social low sugar? I’m in!
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
hmm #shitpost
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@gary_alderson@infosec.exchange you’d think taco bell would push a proposal over the top and into auto-accept, wouldn’t you
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
🥳 #nowplaying #djset https://music.apple.com/ie/album/gorgon-city-at-club-space-miami-aug-19-2023-dj-mix/1707262972
Gorgon City at Club Space, Miami, Aug 19, 2023 (DJ Mix) by Gorgon City on Apple Music
Apple Music - Web Player

Gorgon City at Club Space, Miami, Aug 19, 2023 (DJ Mix) by Gorgon City on Apple Music

Album · 2023 · 46 Songs

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
probability I will eat this entire pack during the next 48 hours: pretty good, actually
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
the visceral rush of getting your MFA numbers typed into the computer browser before they expire #awake #coffee
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago

start app
hit play
get a non-skippable interstitial ad before matchmaking
kill app
restart app
hit play
matchmaking begins
match starts

#chess

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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
I want all the Keren Zhu content, shoot it directly into my veins 🥳 incredible stuff here from the recent NYT Ellison article #oracle #billionaires #justlikeus
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1mo ago
going to the big shopping centre on a saturday afternoon was a bit of a miscalculation on my part but we weathered the storm and now we are home oh home how i do love you #home #interpersonalskills #practice #yolo
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
it's 8am on a monday and i don't have to work so we are now re-reading THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT at achewood no idea why i thought of this today but i remember being absolutely obsessed with this storyline when it originally posted #achewood #comics #perfectspiralhttps://achewood.com/2006/01/25/title.html
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 1mo ago
the first coffee on a sunday morning leads to thoughts of retirement which inevitably leads to thoughts of guillotines and the use of same #randomthoughts #caffeine
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Will Brien @willb@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Replying to
not today, darkness… not today #shitpost #itslunch
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